The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 228

To my dear readers,

First, I would like to thank Yujung for her donations to me! Yujung actually donated to me previously. Thank you so much for your generosity! I know some of you would donate to me, but due to the currency exchange, it is far too expensive so you can’t support me financially. Nonetheless, thank you for considering!

Next, I have 4 artwork submissions now!!! Thank you, you wonderful readers! Hehe. That’s 8 points! I also have some new reviews! Yippie!!! In addition, we’re at 213 LIKES now! Wowwwww!! Thank you! You guys are so wonderful!!! *muah* *kisses my readers* *readers move away* 😛 Can we get to 300 by Friday? I don’t know lol..

There are no age limit for the fanfic submissions. If you guys want to write out a dirty scene that you wished existed in the novel, go ahead! LOLLLLL I might promote you on the facebook fanpage! *wink wink* (Then the whole world will know you’re corrupted) Haha.

By the way, thanks for all the nice comments!! I have so many comments in other languages now! I have to google translate everything. Omg… BUT GUESS WHAT? I’m smart enough to recognize what language it is! LOL I have seen Indonesian so much that I know it’s Indonesian without understanding the content! Hehe. I also recognize Spanish and French (the written language).

I’m glad you guys like my translations! Thank you so much for reading my work! I tell you guys to read from google translate all the time, but most of you still wait for my translations. *hugs*

Today, after I translated a chapter, I took a break and randomly read a book from a bookstore. I read, “Secrets of the Millionaire Mind”. It was very inspirational!

I’ll share some of it with you guys here.

What you cannot see in this world is far more powerful than anything you can see. (WOAH SO DEEP!!!)

Thoughts lead to feelings. Feelings lead to actions. Actions lead to results. (You must believe in yourself! If you believe you’re going to fail from the start, you will never do what it is necessary to get to where you want to go!)

Give 100% of everything you’ve got. Do whatever it takes for as long as it takes. No excuses, no ifs, no buts, no maybes -failure is not an option. (Always try your best! Do something today that will get you closer to your goals!)

4 factors that determine your value in the marketplace: supply, demand, quality and quantity (I’m slower than most translators but I try to compensate by providing better quality!)

To get paid the best, you must be the best. (Okay, you guys aren’t paying me but maybe one day! Perhaps one day someone will pay me a lot of money to translate. Hahahaha. Gotta aim to be the best! Or at least, constantly improve!)

I hope all of you were a bit inspired by this. It’s a very interesting book. I actually had to skim and didn’t read everything since I was in a rush. Nonetheless, I recommend it to you because I see a lot of value!

Okay, come back later for the chapter. One of the readers told me that the bots might be stealing by the NEXT CHAPTER button. So I’m not going to link the next chapter (in the previous chapter) until they have stolen my translations.

I’m going to make the title of the chapter something entirely different so it’s harder for the bots to find it.

Oh yeahhh! Another reader suggested I promote my other novels during the fake post/announcement post. I’ll probably find snippets from my translations and post some in the future. #shamelessgrace

If you like my translations, please also check out my other work on volarenovels.com I’m also the translator of Supernatural Girlfriend and Your Highness, I know my wrongs! If you’re a long time reader, you’re probably sick of reading my promotion. But lately, I have some new readers so they might not be aware. Hence, I have to do what I have to do! 😛

Ok byeeeee. Come back in an hour or so. Please turn off adblock!

I wanna have your babiessssss (chapter)

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 227

To my dear readers,

I have 41 written reviews on Novelupdates and 10 on facebook! Can we meet my goal and get 9 more!?!? Thank you so much for your support!!!

Sadly, I haven’t received any submissions aside from the artwork from Suchetha. I really hope more people will submit something. It is quite sad considering how I have around 3000 readers and only one submission. *cries*

However, I have an increase of facebook likes! Now, we’re at 196!! Do you think it’s possible to get to 300 by June 22nd?? I think so! (if you guys share/tell other people/click like). 300 is only 10% of 3000. Readers, I need your support!!!

By the way, I asked a question on the fanpage. I asked what your thoughts were after reading Chapter 225. No one replied. lol (so sad). But you guys like to comment a lot here. I don’t usually respond here because there are too many comments and I feel bad if I only answer some people and not others. So, comment on facebook to get a response!!

Also, I’ve noticed an increase in comments. Aside from English, I see Indonesian and Spanish the most. I also noticed a few French responses! Thank you for choosing to read my translations. I have no idea what you guys are saying but I do use google translate to read it. *hugs*

I wonder where you guys found me (probably an aggregator site..-_-). But I’m happy you’re here now! Ohhhh yeah, lately, I have an increase of readers from the UK. Hi UK readers!!!! You’ve been #2 for the past few days!!!! *waves*

I don’t care where you’re all from, but I love you guys! *muah muah muah*

We’re going to calm down with the dirty chapters for now. So please don’t have high expectations. 😛 I think you guys are really perverted LOL. (I can see how many times you guys read Chapter 225!! Tsk tsk tsk). A reader commented she read it in public. Ahahahahaha.

I don’t think it’s a good idea to read in public!

Ok, this is the last chapter of the week. This is actually for my patrons because I have 30 now. (That means 3 bonus chapters a month. This one is the 3rd one.)

I really appreciate any amount of support, guys. It makes a huge difference.

Ok, time for another Chinese lesson. (Aren’t you guys lucky? Free Chinese lesson!!!)

Remember how I taught you the word 要? It means “want”.

I want = 我要

So how do you say, “I don’t want?”

In Chinese, if we translate it literally, it’s “I no want”

不 is the word for no. You can type it by typing “bu” on the pinyin keyboard.

你不要____  = you no want (literal)______ = don’t be ____ or don’t _____ (basically, you’re telling the person not to do something)

But if we were to ask whether the person wants to do it/wants something, we would say, 你要不要 _________?

The literal translation is: you want no want __________ ? (So the person either responds by saying “want” or “no want” in Mandarin)

We don’t have a word for “Do you….” It’s just ”You ____________”

Are you going?= 你去不去? (there are multiple ways to say it but this is one way)

去 is the word for “go”. You can type it by typing “qu” on the pinyin keyboard.

你去不去 = You go no go/you go or not (literal)

不 = no/not/don’t (there’s no difference in Chinese)

If you like my free Chinese lesson, click an ad (only 1 please)! Or better yet, donate/pledge!

Come back in an hour for the chapter.

Chapter 227

 

 

 

 

 

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 226

To my dear readers,

Readlightnovel managed to steal everything again (surprisingly, they failed with 220 and stole the fake chapter). I think I need the fake titles. So I’m going to make a fake title now and see whether they will steal this instead.

Chapter 226: Stop stealing my translations

You know, writing such a long announcement post is very tiring. I think in the future, I might just post MTL translations and wait until they steal that before I edit it and release the actual chapter. I run out of things to say.

Thank you for the recent fb likes and novel reviews! I really appreciate it. Sadly, I’ve only received one artwork submission so far. No one else sent me anything (fanfic, artwork, mvs, etc) Remember, the deadline is June 22nd!

Last chapter was the dirtiest chapter I’ve ever translated in my life. My mom yelled at me and said I was/am corrupting you guys. It’s not my fault! I have already given multiple warnings. The novel is really sexual!!!! But I bet you guys liked it since so many people keeps refreshing/reading it again and again. LOL. I have over 4000 views from that chapter and I’m pretty sure I don’t have 4000 readers yet. 😛

Hmm… this upcoming chapter is really cute. It made me smile as I was translating. Haha. Le Yao Yao is so funny! She is so innocent but not really at the same time. Hahahaha. I think you guys will like it!

We have a bunch of sweet chapters coming up, so prepared to be drenched with honey. There are around 50 raw chapters left before the end but each chapter is soooooo long. I don’t know the final numbers of chapters yet. We have a longggggg way to go.

If you can’t wait, use google translate or whatever tool you prefer. Last chapter ended at 171 of the raws, so you can start from 172. Remember, my version is different since I do massive amounts of editing.

I really can’t think of what else to write about.

If you appreciate my efforts, please consider clicking one ad, donating or pledging. If you’re a patron, you get the chapter the moment I finish translating. Everyone else gets it a few hours later.

Okay, I really have nothing else to say so I’m going to post the lyrics for the Canadian National Anthem.

English version

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all of us command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

French version

Ô Canada! Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!

Car ton bras sait porter l’épée,
Il sait porter la croix!

Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits.

Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.

Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.

Bilingual version

O Canada! Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all of us command,

Car ton bras sait porter l’épée,
Il sait porter la croix!

Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits,

God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Too bad I don’t know French. French is so hard. *cries* If you’re French, I say hi. Bonjour! I wish I could roll my “Rs”. Okay, 600 words.

Come back in an hour for the actual chapter.

Chapter 226

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 225

To my dear readers,

Surprise!! This is the bonus chapter I owe Yuuko. I still owe her 1 more. I’ll double check another time.

This chapter is extremely explicit so please DO NOT read in public. Viewer discretion is advised.

P.S. Please read the contest details on chapter 221. The deadline is on June 22nd!! Don’t forget to click LIKE on the facebook fanpage!

https://www.facebook.com/theeunuchispregnant/ <– If there are 300 LIKES by June 22nd, that’s another 20 points! Each written review counts for 1 point (either on facebook or novelupdates).

100 points = 10 bonus chapters in July

Fan fic = 1 point
Artwork = 2 points
MV/anything media related = 3 points

Please note that your submissions may be revealed to the world. I am proud of you guys!!

By the way, I don’t have any more chapters. I need to edit the Chinese raws before I can translate more and that will take a long longggggggggg time.

P.S. My mom thinks the novel is a lot dirtier now that she has read my translations. I told her it’s the author’s writing but she just sucks at it (addictive plot though). She thinks I am the one adding all the sexual parts. -_- I’m not that creative, ok!?!

I have to write another 300 words for the bots to steal… I can’t think of anything else to say. Please support me by reading all my other translations and turning off adblock.

Note: I said I am not going to be taking any novel requests and on that same post, a reader asked me to translate something else. Omg…aaaiiiii. You guys should learn how to read Chinese instead.

你要学中文
你 = you
要 = need/want (depends on context)
学 = learn
中文 = Chinese

In Chinese, we don’t have the word “to”. So, it’s literally, “You need learn Chinese.”

You should know how to type 你 by now. You can type 要 by typing “yao”. 学 is “xue”. 中文 is “zhong wen”.

I can’t teach you guys the tones but make sure you get the tones correct if you are speaking. If your tone is off, you may be saying something entirely different.

Practice makes perfect. It will probably take you guys a few years if you are determined to learn. Don’t give up so easily. Chinese may seem really hard at first, but if you actually followed my lessons and everything I’ve taught you, you should already know 10-15 Chinese characters. If you learn a few characters a day, eventually, you’ll be able to read. Don’t underestimate the power of compounding effect.

By the way, the Chinese I’ve been teaching you guys is Simplified Chinese. Most of the world use Simplified and the raws are usually in Simplified, so it’s more useful for me to teach you this rather than Traditional Chinese.

In addition, the pinyin I’m teaching you is based on Mandarin pronunciation. It’s extremely useful because it allows you to type on the desktop/laptop/phone. If you’re from an older generation, you might find it easier to write out the words instead of typing. However, for our generation, pinyin should be a more effective method.

If you want to be privately taught by me and you’re in the Toronto area, you can hire me to be your tutor. I will create personalized lessons for you to fit your needs. I only teach what you can apply, so it’s much better than attending Chinese school. 😛

Okay, I’ll stop being shameless now. I’m going to link the chapter now. I wonder if the bots will steal. Usually, I post the link after an hour later. If the bots assumes this post is the chapter itself, they might not steal my link. Hmmmm. I’m always experimenting. As Thomas Edison says, he didn’t fail 1000 times. He found out 1000 methods that didn’t work.

Here you go Chapter 225

 

 

 

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 224

To my dear readers,

This chapter is going to get a bit more descriptive. Umm.. don’t read if you’re innocent (you’re probably already corrupted if you’re reading this novel but still…)

The next chapter is even more intense and I do feel a bit concerned since some of you seem very underage. Umm.. viewer discretion is advised. It is extremely explicit. You have been warned.

Next, I’ve spoken to Peter over discord and found out that the reason why no one has stolen from his group’s site is because they got off Novelupdates. Unfortunately, I need novelupdates for the traffic so I can’t get off right now. Their site is completely non-profit so traffic doesn’t matter to them since they’re not earning anything regardless.

Peter said he tried installing the google captcha (I don’t know how to spell it) but it only worked for 48 hours. Basically, if the bots send back an error, they will send a human to go on the actual site to see what’s wrong and then they will program the bot to go around it. Hence, the aggregator bots need something to steal or they’ll come back until they figure out a way to steal everything (That is why I’m always writing such long announcement posts now). I’m unwilling to let anyone steal my translations since I’ve spent so much time on it.

I was actually at the verge of quitting back when I was around chapter 154 (I think?). But I decided since I started the project, I was going to finish it. I don’t want to start something and give up in between.

But, please note I am NOT taking any novel requests. If you want me to translate a novel, you’ll have to hire me. I’m not going to spend another 800+ hours translating something else just because you want to read it.

I know it sounds cruel and mean but I’m just being honest. It takes me way too long and the return I get from it is not worth it. I’m the extreme type where I would either go all in or not bother in the first place. If I’m going to translate something, I put in a lot of time and effort. I could google translate the entire thing and just edit it, but that’s not the same.

To be honest, even if you were to read both “Your Highness, I know my wrongs” and “Supernatural Girlfriend” from the beginning to the end, I make less than $0.14 per reader. Basically, it means I’m broke unless I have thousands of readers. lol

So, please don’t ask me to translate for you unless you are willing to pay for my time. The Eunuch is Pregnant is a free gift I’m giving you guys 因为我爱你们

因为 = because
我 = I
爱 = love
你们 = you guys

们 = signifies a group of individuals
我们 = us/we
她/他们 = they

You can type 因为 by typing “yin wei”, 我 “wo“, 爱 ”ai”, 你们 “ni men”

By the way, “I/me/myself” is the same word in Chinese. We don’t differentiate it. It’s simply 我

If you appreciate my work, any amounts of donations/pledges is appreciated. Come back in an hour for the actual chapter. If you don’t see the chapter later, it’s because you’re not reading on my actual site.

Chapter 224

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 223

To my dear readers,

Thanks for being patient! (actually, you guys aren’t patient but you have no choice but to be :P). Anyhow, I would like to thank Yujung for her donation to me! Thank you for choosing to support me! Any amount helps.

Next, I have 170 facebook likes now! Hehe, can we get to 300?! Share and tell others about this awesome novel. 😛

So far, I’ve received one artwork submission! Thank you to the awesome reader! (I am still waiting for her name). Remember, the deadline is June 22nd! It’s still very early so you have lots of time to prepare something. If you want the contest details, check the announcement post for chapter 221!

In addition, I’ve gotten two extra reviews (one on novelupdates and one on facebook). Thank you!

I’ll tally up the points at the end of the week!

Speaking of which, readlightnovel stopped stealing my content since Chapter 216. I’m not sure if they’re struggling or if it’s delayed theft (since in the past, they’ve stolen all the posts eventually). We’ll see.

I am going to message a reader/editor/someone who has been kind enough to help me with the theft issue. I haven’t messaged him yet because I was away this weekend and I’ve been busy translating today! The chapter will be released in an hour or so.

I see all your comments and I do take everything you guys say into consideration. A reader asked if I could have a dark mode option plus font size option on my site. While that sounds amazing, I honestly do not know how to do any of it. I don’t know how to code at all. I can try to google and learn but right now I have way too many other things to prioritize. So, this will have to be delayed until I have more time. Please note that my “group” only consists of me. LOL

If you found me on novelupdates, you will notice that my group name is “Grow with me”. That’s actually the slogan for my blog at liveandlearn88.com . I didn’t start off as a translator. So, when I created my site, I never had the intentions of translating. It is actually a bit surprising how I ended up doing this.

Some of my real life friends complain all I care about are my translations and I’ve neglected my blog so much. In the past, I used to blog weekly. Nowadays, I don’t even blog monthly *smiles awkwardly*. I guess it’s because I’ve drained all my brain juice on this and I don’t have any leftover to write more.

The upcoming chapters for this week will get progressively more sexual. So if you’re innocent, I’m sorry. Please don’t blame me for corrupting you. (I noticed a few of you are REALLY REALLYYYYY young. Sometimes, I can see your profile pictures. Don’t worry, I’m not stalking you!)

Oh yeah, I have typos in my work but I haven’t had time to edit it. I will eventually get to it! Thanks to the reader for letting me know! I just have to deal with a lot of other stuff first so no energy. BUT I WILL FIX IT EVENTUALLY.

Currently, I’m working with a professional editor editing Supernatural Girlfriend so that it can eventually be sold on Amazon. Although we’re just at the beginning stage, I have already gone through thousands of edits just for 10-11 chapters? My brain is rotting. -_-

Anyhow, this should be long enough so I’m going to end my post right now. Come back in an hour or so for the chapter. You’re only getting one today. I will have 4 more translated this week but I can’t tell you exactly when they’ll be finished. It takes forever and dirty scenes will require even more brain cells.

If you wanna support my brain cells, please click an ad, donate or pledge to me! Anything helps. <3

P.S. If you haven’t already, please read Supernatural Girlfriend! It’s completed at 153 chapters! It’s SOOOOO GOOD. The beginning is slow but if you actually read the whole thing, you will be pleasantly surprised. Check out the reviews!

https://www.novelupdates.com/series/supernatural-girlfriend/

Chapter 223

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 222

To my dear readers,

I made this chapter longer than usual so we could fit more plot. Don’t kill me for the cliff.

I’m too tired to try to trick the bots so I’ll let them steal this one.

Don’t forget to read the announcement post for 221. You can earn bonus chapters for July.

Here is Chapter 222

Note: Sorry if there are grammatical issues or awkward sentences. Feel free to correct me.

P.S. No more chapters for the next 2 days so don’t ask me. I gave you guys everything I have lol

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 221

To my dear readers,

Originally, I wasn’t going to post this until 24 hours later. However, since I’m done, I might as well. You guys are so demanding!!!!!! There will be a double release today. THAT IS ALL FOR THIS WEEK. Chapter 221 is for my patrons and 222 for Yuuko (I still owe her 2 more after this. She drew the new cover of Supernatural Girlfriend for me.)

Anyhow, the multiple posts did not work so I’m not going to try that again. Instead, I want to announce another contest! (I had one back in February/March!?) Readers submitted their artworks to me and earned bonus chapters! (They can be found on my instagram account @grace7127 <– it’s public so you can see it even if you don’t follow me.)

This time, I’m celebrating because I’ve reached 2 million views on theeunuch.com Thank you so much for reading on my site! I know some of you don’t want to but are only reading here because I make it so hard/troublesome for you to read on novelplanet/novelonlinefree/whichever site you found my translations from. But if you’re still reading this, it means at least you like the story enough to continue.

Okay, so here are the details:

You may send me an artwork (you can draw almost anything you want as long as it’s related to “The Eunuch is Pregnant” *NOTE: NO BIRDS BECAUSE I WILL POST IT UP ON MY INSTAGRAM) Please write a short description for your picture

You may write a fanfic (I may share this on the fb fanpage depending on the quality). The characters must be from the novel itself. You may be as descriptive as you want (ideally, 500 words)

You may create a music video/slideshow stuff. I WILL DEFINITELY SHARE THIS WITH THE WORLD SO DON’T BE SURPRISED.

You may LIKE the facebook fanpage and write a review on facebook or novelupdates.

So what do you get in return?

I’m going to do a point system thing. For every 10 points, you get a bonus chapter (up to 100 points MEANING you can potentially get 10 extra chapters in July!!!!)

Fanfic = 1 point
Artwork = 2 points
MV/voice acting/roleplay stuff = 3 points 

If I get 300 LIKES on fb = 20 points (so far, I have 163 likes)
If I get 60 WRITTEN reviews (on fb and novelupdates *so far I have 45) = 15 points 

So, what are you waiting for? If you want more chapters, get started!! I will make sure to write down your names and to tally the points once the submissions start coming in.

The deadline is June 22nd! You may participate in all the categories if you like, but you can only submit each category once. This means the same person cannot send me 10 artworks and get 20 points. But if you want to submit a fanfic and an artwork, that counts as 3 points.

Note: A written review gives you 1 point so it’s very easy. Liking the fb fanpage only takes one click!

You may submit your work to me at gchan7127@gmail.com  I will personally respond to each and every submission. I will usually respond within 24 hours (but sometimes it may take longer). Good luck!!

P.S. I’m making you guys work for it because it will take me 30 hours to give you 10 chapters. Come back in an hour or so for chapter 221.

P.P.S. Chapter 222 will also be released later tonight. That is it for this week so please give me a break.

Chapter 221

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 220

To my dear readers,

I’m trying something new this time. I wonder which post the bots will steal? One of the links is the actual chapter. There is one fake chapter as well.

Chapter 220

Chapter 220

Chapter 220

Chapter 220

I don’t want to make it obvious because the bots are too smart. So, you guys will have to click through all the links. I’ll make it obvious after they have stolen the chapter. So, you can wait or read the chapter now if you have the patience. The bots are too smart. For my fake chapter, I even made a fake title.

Update: This method failed. The bots are too smart. They figured out which one was real. I am actually better off linking one post and then linking the real chapter after. Both novelonlinefree and novelplanet stole my actual chapter 220 despite making the url completely unrelated to the chapter itself (and no title).

In the future, I’ll just link one post and post the chapter a few hours later.