The Eunuch is Pregnant Fanfic

The Day Buddha was Enraged      By: MangoGuy

For Dongfang Bai, it was just like any other day. After waking up early in the morning, he started to get ready. There were more patients these days because of how cold it was getting, so the clinic was expected to have quite a rush. However, when he thought about the cold, he couldn’t help but think about Le Yao Yao. She was pregnant!

What if she didn’t take proper care of herself? She has always been reckless, eating whatever she wanted and doing whatever she wanted. She even wanted to kill the child growing inside of her! This was not like any other day! No, forget the patients. He must first go and make sure that she is ok. When he thought about her getting hurt, his heart shuddered. He felt as if like he was losing his sister all over again. Perhaps, subconsciously, his mind had started to think about her as his long lost sister… How incestuous his thoughts have become! He didn’t dare think more about it. He instead directly started to rush towards the palace of Prince Rui.

However, when he got there, she looked to be all lovey-dovey with him…What was wrong with the world! One day, she tells him she wants to kill her child. The next day, she is eating bird eggs and roast bunnies with an uncaring smile plastered on her face.

Was she going through mood swings? Yes..perhaps. That must be it. Pregnant women were known to be like this. One moment, they want carrots in their soup. The next moment, they want plucked radishes. Has she become just like those legendary troublemakers?

When he approached her, she noticed him and said, “Brother Bai, I am sorry for worrying you. I am fine now.”

Something must have happened last night. Or else Le Yao Yao wouldn’t be so happy.

When she then told him that her child was actually the child of Yu, and that he had already known that she was woman… He didn’t know what to say. Be happy about what she has found in her life, or instead lament on the fate that had now thrown them on two paths that shall never intersect? She was now going to marry Yu, pluck his radishes, have kids… Perhaps, she would be happier with Yu than him. After all, the loss of his sister has always been a huge shadow over his mind. He could probably never get out of it.

But he had still hoped… Hoped that Yu would be angry after finding out the truth, and that she would then have to leave the palace in shame. At that crucial moment, he would support her, and win her over. Her child would be his, and her sorrows his. He envied Yu. He could feel his eyes burning green with envy.

But fate was fickle. Fickle to him. Fickle to he who lost his sister. He who lost his lover to his brother. Perhaps, it was about time he accepted this fate of his.

He didn’t even realize what she was talking after that…Something about someone getting poisoned… And something else. He first needed to go clear his mind. When he saw her yawn, he took the opportunity to leave.

However, before he left, the Chief Manager of the palace requested to meet him. This was quite interesting, as he had never had any deep interactions with him.

When he saw the Chief Manager, he noticed the sweaty palms and the weak knees. What was troubling him so much?

“This lowly Chief Manager greets you, esteemed doctor.”

Hmm? Doctor? It looks like the Chief Manager has some medical issues and thus wishes to consult me…

“Please speak your mind. How may I help you?”

“It is Xiao Yao Zi. I have noticed that in spite of being a eunuch, he seems to be..er, quite uniquely devoted towards the Prince.”

Uniquely? Has he guessed that he was a she?

“I mean, it is as if like he is…more than just a eunuch. He also eats a lot these days, and the prince always favours him greatly. I fear for the safety of the prince.”

“Fear for his safety? Why do you say so?”

“I believe that the eunuch is a futanari!”

Oy..Oy…oy oy oy! A futanari?! I can already imagine the black lines forming on my forehead. How did he even come to such a ridiculous conclusion?

“Nope. Just no. Never. Are you doubting your safety measures? Are you saying that a futanari has become a eunuch, and you allowed that person to serve the prince? Why don’t you just invite assassins!”

“Nono doctor! Esteemed doctor! Please, I never said that. I have more to say. Supposing that he is not a futanari… And the prince is still so attracted to him, make no mistake I see the love in his eyes… The prince might be interested in relations that will scald the heavenly eyes! While it might be ok for someone else to partake in such things, the prince has a duty! He cannot be so!”

Fufu…Yu, you dare take her away from me? Watch me take you down with this!

“Aiyo… You don’t have to worry about this, Chief Manager. Yu is not one of them. I have known him long enough.”

“Then, what is the cause of this? Can this be cured?”

“It is actually quite simple. Yu loves danmei. Yu lives danmei. Make no mistake, he is interested in females. He shall perform his duties. But the demonic charm of danmei has managed to ensnare him. That is what makes him to be so…erm, close to that eunuch. Yu fears that if he actually did something, he could never forgive himself. The heavens wouldn’t. So instead, he chose a eunuch. Being like that with a eunuch is not the same as being with a man. The heavens have eyes, and they can do nothing. Yu can fulfill his desires as well! This is called killing two birds with one stone!”

Oh my God I didn’t think I would say this… But perhaps, I have made their relationship a bit difficult? Or maybe, it is now easier for them. I can see the look of the Chief Manager. Nope, he is shocked. Oi, will his eyeballs fall out? A mosquito can easily go inside his mouth now. Close it! It smells so bad, I love cleanliness.

“Oh…I see. I see. This servant understands. I thank the doctor for being honest with me. Danmei, huh…I wonder where he got that. I now understand his hate for women as well..sigh. The heavens cannot tolerate the talents.”

What is with his face? It looks dead. It looks wooden. Hmm? It has come back to life. Wait… Has he achieved enlightenment? What is with that face of his? What is he thinking?

“Please, esteemed doctor. I will show you the way outside. I hope that on a later day, when you are free… You can tell me the name of that person who introduced this to the prince.”

Again! That face…Come hundred, kill hundred. Come thousand, kill thousand. So much murderousness…Too much bloodlust! Haha…Yu, let’s see how you enjoy the fruits of your one night stand now! You wanna take her away from me? Play with her bunnies? Make her eat bird eggs? Pluck your radishes? Just watch…I shall turn into the greatest yandere this world has ever seen! No, she shall be perfectly happy. She will live her life normally. But you…no. Unforgivable! You dare snatch her out of my palms? I shall now make it so that you can never enjoy her, but she can. You touch her, and the Chief Manager will be all over you. Don’t even think of bullying her! So what if she cannot feel my love? I will be her silent guardian. Her yandere elder brother!

Time for me to get back to my patients now….muhahaha….