The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 215

To my dear readers,

Le Yao Yao will finally find out she’s pregnant soon!!! Anyhow, today, I’m going to teach you how to say, “I’m here.”

In Chinese, we always start with the subject first. So, that means it’s either a person’s name/he/she/I/you etc…

我 = I

你 = you

来 = come

了 = already (the action has already taken place)

So, 我来了 = I’m here

If you translate it directly, it’s “I come already”

Naturally, if you want to say you’re here, it’s 你来了

So, remember these words! You can type it by using the pinyin keyboard. You can type 我 by typing “wo”, 你 “ni”, 来 “lai”, 了 “le”

Practice makes perfect! 我我我我我 你你你你你 来来来来来 了了了了了

Good job! See? Chinese isn’t THATTTTT hard. You need to increase your vocabulary and eventually, you’ll be able to read!! It’s never too late to learn. Believe in yourself. If you’re determined and you learn a few words a day, you’ll be able to read in a few years! It’s all about consistency, hard work, and determination.

If you’re in the Toronto area and you want to learn Chinese, you can hire me to be your private tutor. I will create personalized lessons to teach you so that you can understand how Chinese syntax works. You’ll be able to form sentences and eventually read (please understand that you need to learn a few thousand characters first, but after you learn the basics from me, you can self-teach yourself).

I only teach stuff that is applicable and useful because I’m not going to waste your brain cells. If you’re interested, you can email me at [email protected]

If you want to learn but you don’t live in my city, you can still go on youtube and look up videos. I’m sure there are lots of tutorial videos available online. Don’t give yourself excuses!!! If you paid attention, you already know 4 Chinese characters! That’s progress!

Okay, come back later for the actual chapter. My internet is really really slow right now because I’m at a cafe. I haven’t written enough so I have to include a bit of the chapter in here. I’ll release the rest later.

Chapter 215: Dongfang Bai was back

“Oh? This Prince already thought you possess a lot of courage. No need to increase it.”

Le Yao Yao’s cheeks were flushed from the teasing and she wanted to stand up straight.

Leng Jun Yu didn’t try to stop her. But Le Yao Yao was so drunk that she couldn’t get up properly. After a couple of tries, she decided it was more comfortable to remain in Leng Jun Yu’s embrace and gave up moving.

Instead, she found a comfortable spot and rested her head like a cute and lazy kitten.

Seeing this, Leng Jun Yu’s smile deepened. He shifted his large hand and gently stroked Le Yao Yao’s tiny head.

“Yu, I-I have something I need to tell you…”

“Oh? What do you want to say?”

Le Yao Yao was acting like a child who had committed a crime. “Yu, do you really like me?”

“Of course. Isn’t it obvious?”

Hearing this, Le Yao Yao felt a bit comforted. She continued, “Then, i-if… I’m saying, if, if I’m hiding something from you, would you forgive me?”

“As long as you’re not hiding any men behind this Prince’s back, this Prince will forgive you.”

Leng Jun Yu tried to make his tone as kind as possible. He could see how nervous and hesitant Le Yao Yao was feeling. Her head was lowered the whole time.

Le Yao Yao could feel the encouragement and her concerns lessened a little.

Yu must already know her purpose for coming here. She might as well tell the truth now. 

The secret couldn’t have been hidden forever anyway. Holding it all inside was causing her anxiety on a daily basis. 

So, Le Yao Yao slowly opened her mouth, “Yu, I’m ac-actually….”

“Go ahead and tell me. What are you?”


Le Yao Yao was about to spill out her true thoughts. But at this moment, her stomach began to flip flop. She could taste a sourness and her facial expression change.

“Yu, I’m….”

Continue reading “The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 215”

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 213

To my dear readers,

I would like to thank innesfree for becoming my patron!!! Thank you so much for choosing to support me! We’re slowly inching to almost 30 patrons! Perhaps one day, I’ll really get to 100! LOL

Anyhow, I have something I want to say. Recently, a reader has given me a one star rating because she/he states that I do not release chapters but only write about what I want to say (This is on facebook). First of all, I have already posted 212 chapters. If you only see my announcement posts and not the link to the chapter itself, it’s because you’re reading on a site that has stolen my translations.

If you’re not reading on theeunuch dot com, then you’re probably not going to be able to read the chapter. I have already spent 600 hours translating this project and I do not want anyone copying and pasting my translations ANYWHERE. If you can’t accept that, then don’t read it.

If I was working under you, or you were my boss, that’s different. But you do not pay me for any of the time I have spent doing this. Please stop being such an entitled person. I am already letting everyone read this for free. If I put all my chapters on patreon, the aggregator sites wouldn’t be able to copy. But I have decided to let everyone read this anyway so that’s why I deliberately write such a long announcement post so that the bots can steal this first (since they will assume it’s the chapter itself). It’s not because I like to tell you guys my entire life story and I have nothing better to do.

Anyhow, today I’m going to release 2 chapters! Chapter 214 will be the bonus chapter because of Yuuko. I still owe 4 chapters so I should hurry up and release them soon. After I release these two chapters, I’ll owe her 3 chapters. lol (I will eventually get to it)

I know each chapter feels like it goes by so fast, but please understand it takes me 30 minutes just to edit the Chinese before I can even begin to translate it. Each chapter takes me hours of work and I can’t just pop them out with a snap of finger. All you need to know that I’ll finish the novel. I won’t drop the project. You just have to be patient. If I promise I’ll do it, I’ll do it.

P.S. I do read all your comments but I’m way too busy to respond to each one and I feel bad if I reply to one person but not the other so I just don’t answer anyone unless it’s very important.

P.P.S. If you love me, please read Supernatural Girlfriend and also the other novels we have on volare. I’ll promote other people too but my post is already long enough so maybe next time. For now, I’ll be happy if you read SG and ROTH. <3    (link is in my previous announcement post)

P.P.P.S. I caught up with TMR. It is sooooooo good. Over 300 chapters have been released, so make sure you check out timebun’s work on volare if you haven’t already!

Come back later for the chapter! Chapter 213

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 212

To my dear readers,

I just came back from a wedding!! One of the friends I’ve known for 20+ years just got married!! Anyhow, I was going to post this chapter 24 hours from now but I know a lot of you are waiting patiently, so I decided to post it tonight!

I would like to thank Corshade for becoming my patron! Thank you for choosing to support me! I really do appreciate any amount of support. It makes a huge difference. (Imagine if I have 100 patrons! Even if all of them pledge $1, that’s $100!!!!!!!! *Now I just need 100 patrons :P) Haha

This announcement post is going to be long because I’m running out of blog posts to link. I have more but they’re too short, and the bots only steal if it’s at least 500 words. So, I’m just going to type a lot right now.

A few of you actually suggested me to join qidian (this is over a course of 6 months). While it is great to be paid per chapter, I would also lose a lot of freedom. There are pros and cons but for now, I have no intentions of joining qidian. Some of their business tactics really turn me off. They only care about profits!

For example, Wuxiaworld paid money for the rights to host their novels but qidian suddenly decided to “dual host” for the readers’ benefit. That is sooooo BULLSHIT. They just want to steal their readership. Guys, if you’re wondering why I hate aggregators so much, it’s because we get paid based on VIEWS!!!!! Like youtube, on volare and ww, we get a certain amount PER THOUSAND views. So, the translators suffer tremendously when you choose to read elsewhere aside from the original source (On my site is different because it highly depends on clicks lol. It can go from a few pennies to a few dollars a day).

Youtubers may get $1 for every thousand views but we get far less. Unless you’re a popular translator/your novel is popular, you’re pretty much making nothing lol.

Anyhow, there’s more about qidian but it’ll take too long for me to tell you guys all the nitty-gritty.

Instead, I’m going to promote one of my colleague’s work from volare! His name is Jimmi and he translates Reigh of the Hunters!!

Here’s a snippet!

“Clang!” “Pchit!” The sounds rang out almost simultaneously. Ye Ci could feel a stabbing pain on her body, and she noticed that she had only 2% of her health left.

Damn! Even for a class that was bad in melee combat, Buru’s damage was just too high!

Under the darkening evening sky, a fire pit not far away cast its dim light on the two combatants. Ye Ci stared at Buru’s face, while the NPC glared at Ye Ci. The two had performed their last hit, and they stood unmoving, as if they were statues.

Ye Ci was gasping for breath. She took a glance at Buru, and found that his HP bar was empty. He has been defeated, but why wouldn’t he fall? Ye Ci did not have the answer to that question.

“Hehe… Elf… You’re a worthy opponent.” Buru let out a smile, and his body tumbled backwards, and the impact of his fall reverberated in the quiet forest.

Buru has fallen. It was a pyrrhic victory for Ye Ci.

“You are the first player to slay the Swamp Of Sorrows World Boss, Werebeast Shaman Buru. Do you wish to hide your ID?”

“Yes.” replied Ye Ci as she let out a long sigh. The system notification began flooding the World Channel. It was a glorious moment for Ye Ci, but she was tired. She sat, or rather slumped onto the ground as her legs buckled beneath her. She realised that she no longer had control of her body. She could not even move even a single finger.

So why should you read this novel?

  1. It’s a reincarnation novel! We all know how much you guys like reincarnation 😛
  2. The translations are very well done. High quality, easy to read and process!
  3. There are already 203 chapters translated!!
  4. Instead of seeking revenge like most reincarnation novel, the MC actually tries to improve herself.
  5. You can see the MC’s character development. She goes from someone who is antisocial to someone who begins to care for people.
  6. There is a late romance but no harem!
  7. Jimmi is Malaysian Chinese! So if you’re from Malaysia, you should support him! Haha! Malaysia Boleh! (lol that’s all the Malay I know :P)
  8. Lastly, I hope you’ll give it a try because it’s Jimmi! Jimmi was kind enough to promote SG multiple times in his teasers to his readers. As I’ve mentioned previously, we get paid per thousand views. If people choose to read my novel, the views go to me. But even though Jimmi doesn’t gain anything from it, he keeps offering to help me. He is so sweet. I am very grateful and I want to do the same in return. Hence, if you guys haven’t already, please consider reading ROTH. <3   Translators have to support each other in this extremely competitive market.

You can read ROTH here

Thanks for reading the entire announcement post!

Come back later for the actual chapter! Chapter 212

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 211

To my dear readers,

Surprise! I bet you didn’t expect a chapter today! 😛  Ohhhh before I go any further, I would like to thank G for becoming my patron! G is actually iamthefunny. He started off commenting on my volare creative posts. I often teased him and said he is not funny LOL. But whenever he starts reading my translations, I would say he is funny again. (I know, I’m terrible). Eventually, he read “Supernatural Girlfriend” because of my shameless promotion. Then afterwards, he read “Your Highness, I know my wrongs”! And now, he’s reading “The Eunuch is Pregnant”!

He just started so he hasn’t really gotten to the dirty dirty scenes. I am actually curious to see how he would react. =D Thank you so much for supporting me! (and thank you to all my readers, clickers, donors, pledgers, and commenters <3 )

Speaking of which, I’m so addicted to TMR. TMR stands for Transmigrator Meets Reincarnator. It is being translated by my good friend timebun!!! For those of you who haven’t read it yet, you should give it a try! IT IS SO FREAKING GOOD. I read 100 chapters today! Ahhhhhhhhh. Currently, I’m on chapter 233. (I had stopped reading for 6 months.)

Anyway, timebun has one of the best translations I know. She is more pro than me. I’m pretty sure both her Chinese and English surpasses mines. But that’s ok. I’m really happy her novel is so popular!!! Basically, the novel is about a girl who transmigrates into a character she read from a novel (SOUNDS LIKE Doomed to be Cannon Fodder, RIGHT????) But the guy (her husband) is actually a reincarnator and hates her guts because she cheated on him in his past life.

Chu Lian (the female MC) read half the novel so she kind of knows what happens. She knew she was a cheater and she is trying to change history this time. As for He Sanlang (the male MC), he thinks he knows exactly what will happen as well since he had already been through it. So now, we have TWO people who thinks they know the future. It is SOOOO FREAKIN GOODDDDDDDDD.

You should give TMR a try if you haven’t already!!!

I will link it here

P.S. In case some of you missed the announcement, SG is completed! 153 chapters! It’s SOOOO GOOD so you guys better catch up/read!!!

Here’s another snippet:

I faced Suyang. With my back against the ocean, I had my hands around my mouth as I gathered all my strength and emotions to scream, “The person with the Su surname, I love you!”

“Did you take the picture?” After yelling, I ran back to check the photo.

“I pressed it a bit late. But this is not a video camera. Why were you suddenly confessing your love to me? It makes me feel weird….”

Earlier I was the shy one. Now, it was Suyang’s turn.

“I heard that photos can also record speech. From looking at the person’s expression, you could tell what emotions they were feeling and what they wanted to express.”

After flinging the pictures for a long time, the photo was still not showing up.

“Did it run out of ink or something?”

“Then let’s take another one. Go and yell, ‘I love Suyang’!”

Suyang is much more shameless than Leng Jun Yu. This guy walks around naked if he can’t get sex LOLOL

Supernatural Girlfriend is completed on!

Come back later for the actual chapter.

Chapter 211

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 210

To my dear readers,

We have a new character! In fact, we’re going to have a lot of new characters soon and it’s going to be very chaotic. I’m having a lot of difficulties editing nowadays. Please support me by clicking an ad, or donating or pledging. Any amount helps. Nowadays, ads are paying less and less. Before, I could make almost $1 for every thousand views. Now, I can’t even make $0.50 for 2000 views (unless people click). It is so tough.

In addition, I hope to finish this novel by the end of this year. I’m actually not sure how long it’s going to take since the raw chapters are so long. But I’ll try to keep it around 300 or less if possible.

Furthermore, if you like this novel, please tell others about it. I always have to promote shamelessly because there’s no such thing as maintaining your spot when it comes to translating. There are always so many novels coming out and so much competition. If you’re not growing, you’re shrinking.

In order to stand out from other novels/translators, I have to go the extra mile.

Come back later for the actual chapter.

Here’s the post for the bots to steal today My adventures on discord

Chapter 210


The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 209

To my dear readers,

Supernatural Girlfriend is finished! Have you guys seen the new cover that Yuuko has made? Hehe. In case you haven’t, I’ll post it here!

See?! It’s not scary anymore! 😛 The guy in the middle is Shen Shaoqian (the best friend of Suyang). He is hilarious!!!

Here’s a snippet:

“This place is huge! How would we know where Gao Jialan is hidden?”

“There are three of us. We can split up to search. Are you guys prepared to split up?”

Suyang and I shook our heads. We didn’t mention about splitting up earlier

“Even if you’re unprepared, we still have to do it! If one of us gets caught by security, do not tell them anything even if they beat you up. Try to find an opportunity to text for help. The secret code is, potato! Whoever that is left will go save Gao Jialan and then call the cops to save the person caught. Understand?”

“Uh….” I nodded. Why does Shen Shaoqian’s plan seem so unreliable?

“Alright then. The mission starts now!” Shen Shaoqian immediately dropped down in the bush and laid flat on his stomach.

Suyang and I were shocked. We thought a security guard had caught us as we quietly crouched down to ask Shen Shaoqian, “What are you doing?”

“Why are you guys crouching? I just wanted to enter by crawling through the bush…. It seems cooler…”


I hope you guys will give this novel a try now! It’s COMPLETED and there’s only a total of 153 chapters!! In fact, the novel is very much like those Korean dramas. The male and female lead moves in together and the guy makes the girl sign a contract. *wink wink* Does it sound familiar?!?

“That one is yours.” Suyang said in a very proper tone, “This kind of stuff has been mentioned in the contract. Based on what just happened, you should memorize the contract.”

“Forget it. It’s not an office exam. Why do I need to memorize it? Is this home or hell?….” I complained as I sat down on the chair to read this modern version of an unequal treaty.

Party A: Lin Yixin, Party B: Suyang

  1. Hereto declare that Party A and Party B is living together until Party A’s apartment has been restored.
  2. Party A must not enter Party B’s room whenever she wants. Party A will only enter when Party B gives her permission.
  3. The living room and the washroom are considered public settings. Party B permits Party A to use, but it must be clean afterwards. Messiness will not be tolerated.
  4. Aside from big furniture, everything else is considered a personal possession. Party A and Party B must not mix between the two. Please place your own personal belonging in your personal space. Do not put your personal items in public space (the living room, the washroom).


As I kept reading, I felt my head expanding. I even had the urge to tear the document apart.

If you want to read this novel, you can read it here!

Chapter 209

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 208

To my dear readers,

Surprise!! I said no chapter until next week but I decided to surprise you guys!! This is actually for Yuuko because I promised Yuuko I will translate 5 extra eunuch chapters for her! Yuuko is a reader of mines and also one of the marketing team members of volare!! Yuuko has been so kind to remake my Supernatural Girlfriend cover!!!! (You guys will see it soon!!!! I am too broke to pay her so I’m paying her with chapters instead.)

She is so sweet and amazing. The last chapter of SG will be posted tomorrow!!! Please consider reading it now, guys. It’s a very good novel. TRUST MEEEEEEEEE.

Anyhow, I told Yuuko I needed a break and I was going to stockpile the chapters. But I know she really really wants snu snu and this chapter is actually quite hilarious. I think you guys will like it. 😉 Come back soon for the actual chapter!!!

In the meantime, here’s the post for the bots to steal. Sometimes, the bots still steal my chapters but sometimes it works. So, I always wait a bit before I post the actual chapter. My experiences with using a voice messaging dating app

Since SG will be completed by tomorrow, I will have more time to translate this novel. But I still need a break so I can’t release everyday, guys. I will increase my chapters in June (and also start stockpiling this coming week).

Nowadays, editing the raws is actually harder than translating itself. The raws I work with are very poorly written so it takes me multiple edits before I’m able to translate the material. Please be patient. If you appreciate what I do for you guys, please consider clicking an ad/donating/becoming my patron/telling others about this novel.

Note: Thank you so much for those of you who have written a review on fb and novelupdates!! I appreciate all of your efforts.

Chapter 208

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 207

To my dear readers,

Firstly, I would like to thank Sarah for her donation to me! Thank you so much for your generosity and kind message. It does encourage me to keep going. <3

Secondly, this is the last chapter of the week. I am rushing to finish Supernatural Girlfriend. I should be done by next week. In June, I’ll be able to focus on this novel more. In the meantime, please be patient or use google translate to read the raws.

Thirdly, nothing I do seem to be able to stop readlightnovel… unless I put all the chapters on patron. But if I lock it, you guys won’t be able to read it unless you’re a patron. I’m always conflicted. Sigh.

Anyhow, if you haven’t already, consider reading, “Your Highness, I know my wrongs.” It’s also very funny. Lin Shan is so shameless and funny. Haha. Here’s a snippet:

The fact that the dog ignored her was too much for Lin Shan. She started fuming. She started coming up with insults. You son of a bi*ch! You’re the grandson of a tortoise!

She said every nasty insult she could think of, but the man acted like he couldn’t hear her. He continued eating as if nothing happened.

Finally, Lin Shan had no more strength to yell. She quiet down and started using another method. She started chanting like a broken record: “What you’re eating is not rice; it’s cow sh*t cow sh*t cow sh*t. What you’re drinking is not wine; it’s horse pee horse pee horse pee. Ohhhh so nasty….”

Under this chanting, the man could no longer be calm. He smashed his wine cup onto the table and his complexion didn’t look good. He gritted his teeth and said: “Are you done yet?”

“No!” Lin Shan continued to mutter: “Cow sh*t cow sh*t cow sh*t. Horse pee horse pee horse pee…”

LOLOLOL if you’re looking for another transmigration female from the 21st century, this is hilarious. It’s also translated by me and it’s completed on volare! You can read it at

Come back later for the chapter. I made it extra long!

Chapter 207

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 206

To my dear readers,

Changing the url didn’t help. My translations are still being stolen. Sigh. So sad.

Anyhow, the link I included in the previous announcement post is the raws that I use to translate. A few readers msged me and said that it’s very different from my translations. The reason is because I edit the raws before I translate it. Since I’m not translating line by line, it’s not going to be the same.

Out of all the novels I have translated, this is the one that has the worse writing. I actually have to edit it or else I’m going to get even more 1 star ratings on NU *cries*. The story line is addictive but the writing is awful. I know I always complain about the writing but if you read the raws and know how much editing I do to give you guys what you get, you’ll understand why.

Since Chinese is so different from English, the way a translator translates can vary drastically. This basically means that if any other translator were to translate this novel, it’ll definitely be veryyyy different.

So, you’re stuck with me if you have patience to wait. OR you can use google in the meantime. (Or if you want someone else to translate it, you can beg them but I’m pretty sure no one will want to unless you pay them).

Anyhow, thanks for those of you who’ve helped me click an ad. May has been quite a tough month. Translating has its ups and down and right now it’s a down cycle for me. Hopefully it will improve.

Here’s the post for the bots to steal and I’ll link the chapter later.

Why you should start your own online business

Chapter 206