The 2nd male lead is finally here! lol he hasn’t been totally introduced yet, but he’s the 7th Prince and one of my favourite characters!! He always bicker with Le Yao Yao but he actually really really really likes her. I felt so bad for him. T____T. Anyway, the story still moves like a turtle. Snu snu is not going to take place until much later, but in between we will have a lot of NSFW scenes and I’ll make sure to let you guys know prior to reading 😉
Surprisingly, I’m actually on Chapter 75 of the raws at the moment (That is because Ch.1-64 of the raws were really short and my version had combined the chapters after Chapter 20. Chapter 60 and onwards of my version is a bit different from the raws because I removed a lot of useless/repetitive content. However, I still include a lot *that’s why the story is taking forever to go anywhere*)
Note: Although the raws say there are 220 chapters, there will probably be 500 by the end because each chapter is between 6k-11k nowadays. Even if I get rid of 2k of repetition, I still have to split the chapters. I’m actually trying to finish it as quickly as possible but it’s really really hard since my brain cells are so limited. Sometimes, it takes me 10 minutes to translate 1 line. FML
P.S. My goal is to actually make the English translations equally or better than the original Chinese version. Despite how much I want donations, patrons, and ad revenue, I care about quality and good reading experience the most. I really REALLY want my readers to love this novel as much as I do. I want to make the author proud and know that I brightened your day because of my translations. Omg my announcement posts are always so freaking long. If you read it all, love you!!
Thank you for being patient! You guys all know I’m a slow poke. 😛 I literally finished this chapter at 11:53PM… -_-. Haha. You guys guessed correctly! Le Yao Yao used a sleepwalking excuse.
I would like to thank Maria F for her donation to me!! Thank you for choosing to support me! I really REALLY REALLY appreciate any amount, guys!
I actually read a bit ahead (I finished the novel half a year ago and had forgotten some parts) and realized Leng Jun Yu actually gets jealous of Xiao Mu Zi! At one point, he actually kisses Le Yao Yao to shut her up because he didn’t want to hear her talk about another guy in front of him. Omg that guy is soooooo cute. But that doesn’t happen until much later and this novel moves like a turtle. UGHHHHHH.
P.S. One of the 2nd male leads will finally be introduced in the next chapter! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
P.P.S. I realize I have A LOT of Malaysian readers. You guys are consistently #2 after United States! For that, I must say thank you! And here’s a video of a Chinese girl from Malaysia who is competing in a China singing competition! SHE IS SO GOOD! Listen to the song, guys!! I LOVE HER VOICE SO MUCH.
Oh my goodness, a few of the aggregated sites actually took away my “If you’re reading this on anywhere but theeunuch.com, this translation has been stolen” and placed a big fat video ad in replacement. I am so mad!! UGHHHHHHH! If you google, “The Eunuch is Pregnant” and go through the search results, you can find many different sources that has taken my translation and placed it on their site. Most don’t even credit me for my work. T___T So sad. I’m so mad. Eventually, I’m going to get revenge. Grrr…people are even making pdf versions. Oh my god.
Anyway, I hope you like this chapter. I removed a lot of useless stuff and only put in the juicy/good parts. Originally, it would have been 15 pages just to get from the part Leng Jun Yu realized she wanted to leave until now. There is too much repetition.
Do I have any readers who can actually read Chinese but still reads my translations as well? Hahaha.
Anyway, I love you guys and thanks for being patient. Remember, I won’t be updating until Monday night close to midnight so don’t keep checking or you’ll be disappointed!! It takes me a VERY VERY long time to translate because I have a slow brain.
I would like to thank Hong K for her donation! Thank you so much for choosing to support me!! I really really appreciate it! In addition, please do not promote aggregate sites, guys. I moderate the comments and everyday, I get spam (either inappropriate or fake advertisements, or people want to promote another novel from an aggregated site). There are already so many sites that steal my translations and use it for their own profits. -_- I don’t want to give them more publicity so I try not to say anything. But I already have at least 100k views taken away from my site. 50k there, 20k there, 30k there, and etc.
Anyhow, this is a video of a recent podcast I did with my friends. The audio and video quality isn’t very good because they’ve just recently started doing this. There’s also a glitch at 16:50…:( But if you would like to hear me or see me, please watch the video! Hehe. It’s 19 minutes, but I think it’s quite interesting if you have the patience to listen.
Thank you for your patience! I would like to thank Alexandra C and Erika LK for their generous donations! Alexandra has donated to me before. I recognized her unique email address <3 . LOL Thank you so much for your support!
P.S. My mom kept nagging me to hurry but I told her my brain wasn’t working so stop rushing me. She feels bad for you guys. 😛 I feel bad too…but my brain cells are indeed limited.
I actually did a double release today! There are mainly 3 reasons:
Chapter 69 is so boring and no fun.
I want to reward my patrons and donors. Even though I don’t do sponsored chapters, you guys still choose to support me. I am very grateful.
I want to hurry and get to the cute/funny/sexy chapters. This novel moves like a tortoise and I’ve already cut out 20% of repetitive stuff. (Note: Cute chapter coming up!! *wink wink*)
I hope you guys enjoy. It took me all day to translate. I honestly try to give you guys the best reader experience. Please consider supporting me on patreon or donating. Any amount is appreciated! (When I say any, I mean any. A broke translator cannot be greedy lol)
This chapter is kinda meh. Or maybe it’s because I’m translating it and it’s hard. LOL anyway, the novel gets really good. I can’t wait until the second male leads show up. It’s taking forever because I’m slow and the author takes too long. I’ve already gotten rid of a lot of useless stuff but the novel still moves so slow…T_T
P.S. I wrote a post called 5 types of fans! It was inspired by you guys. Hehe. Click here to read!!
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The next few chapters are so meh. I want the steamy scenes as much as you do!! It takes me forever to translate, so if you’re frustrated, think of me. T___T”. I read ahead and got rid of some useless stuff because the author writes about too much things that does not help the story progress. Ex. She began to compare the air quality of the 21st century vs the air quality from the past -_-” WHO CARES?!!? There is so much repetition I just wanna smack the laptop. Honestly, I can summarize each chapter in 5 lines but that would be unfair to you all so I just translate most of it. *I want to cut out more*
Anyway, here is an example of why I am so slow:
Except keep following Leng Jun Yu behind chief manager old face was worried <– Chinese syntax makes English so unreadable that it takes me forever to rearrange the sentence into what you read. If you appreciate my work, please turn off your adblock for me! Any amount of donations or pledges is appreciated. Without you guys, I probably would only translate 1 chapter a week because I lack brain cells and motivation.
I hope you will like this chapter! Haha. Honestly, it is so much more fun to read than to translate. LOL I hope you guys feel special!! I have already finished the novel but I still want to share with you guys. <3
If you love me, donate to me. LOL
P.S. I’m super stressed now that I have 2 projects (one on volare and this one). I will try to maintain 3 chapters a week unless I absolutely can’t handle it. (in which case, you may have to wait an extra day or two) However, I know I have some hardcore eunuch fans so I’m definitely going to try my best.