The Eunuch is Pregnant

To my dear readers,

Some of you guys still seem to have trouble finding the chapters…*sigh*. Let me give you a step by step process if you’re on mobile.

1. Click MENU
2. Click THE EUNUCH IS PREGNANT (that is the table of contents)
3. Click on the chapter that I tell you it’s on (I’ve linked them all. They’re all announcement posts)
4. Scroll down until you see the link
5. Click on it

You may wonder, “How do I know it’s an announcement post?”

WELL, YOU’RE READING AN ANNOUNCEMENT POST RIGHT NOW. I always write TO MY DEAR READERS at the very beginning of every announcement post. That’s how you know it’s an announcement post.

This time, 230+3 is located on CHAPTER 97 OF THE ANNOUNCEMENT POST.

So when you click on 97, you’ll see it when you scroll down. I linked it as Eating with Xiao Mu Zi.

If you’re still confused, I don’t know how to help you. I can’t link it here since the bots will steal it right away. I’ve tried so many different methods and this seem to be the most effective so far.

The programmer will not be able to predict which announcement posts I’m putting the chapters on, so he/she cannot program around it. If they want to steal, they will have to manually find a person to read all of this to figure it out.

I know it’s very inconvenient and annoying for you guys, but at least it’s still free for you to read, right? Free labour.

By the way, it’s getting harder and harder to edit the Chinese raws because the writing gets worse. So, you must be patient. I’m not doing the 5x a week until July!

We’re going to have to go through 2 arcs before we get to the cute ending. It’s going to take a long time. I can’t tell you exactly how long because the length of each raw chapter is different.

If you’re dying from the wait, please consider reading Supernatural Girlfriend and Your Highness, I know my wrongs. I’m the translator of both novels and they are completed on volarenovels.com

In addition, I have already started putting up the artwork submissions on my instagram. You can see it https://www.instagram.com/grace7127/

I’m going in the order that I’ve received the submissions. One post a day until I’m finished (There are 7 in total).

Time to promote ‘Your Highness, I know my wrongs!’

Modern Lin Shan somehow ended up in Ancient China. When she arrived, she had to be disguised as a man due to some superstitious reasons at the time. Lin Shan was ordered by the Emperor to marry his daughter, Du Ming Yue.

If you appreciate all my work, please consider donating or pledging! It makes a huge difference. Ads pay very little.

I made the chapter extra long for you guys too! It’s almost 1900 English words!

Chapter 233

To my dear readers,

So far, readlightnovel hasn’t stolen anything after 229! I have a feeling it will be delayed theft but we’ll see how far they’ll go. It must be a pain in the butt if they were to send someone to manually steal my translations every time I release 😛

Well, you know what, F YOU, READLIGHTNOVEL!! Apparently, I’m not the only one who is going nuts over this. Another translator named Xing also contacted me because he/she is sooooo upset that readlightnovel has such sophisticated bots that steal our work. He/she translates a novel called, “Rock Sugar and Pear Stew” There are only 4 chapters out so far, but it’s such a cute story. I think you guys will like it! The female MC bullies the male MC as a child! I’ll promote this novel after there are more releases. It’s so addictive!

Anyhow, thank you to all of you who participated in the ‘contest’. lol it’s not really a contest but a way for you guys to win chapters.

I’m going to link the fanfic that Mango had written!! Mango actually wrote over a thousand words. Haha. It’s in Dongfang Bai’s perspective and very funny. :P.. he uses a lot of Japanese terms that I have never heard of (since I don’t watch anime), but I did some google search and found out what yandere means 😛 I hope you guys will also check it out!

Thank you so much for your hard work, Mango!! I really really enjoyed your fanfic. 😉

Chapter 232

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To my dear readers,

I’m not sure if my method is working but I’ll find out in a few days. (Sometimes, the bots do delayed theft). Anyhow, there’s still around 1.5 hours left for the contest but I highly doubt I’ll be receiving any new submissions.

As for right now, I have 7 artwork submissions, 1 fanfic and 1 recording!! Although it’s less than what I had hoped for, I’m really happy that you guys have put so much effort into your work. Thank you to you all!!!

1 x 3 points (recording) = 3
7 x 2 points (artwork) = 14
1 x 1 point (fanfic) = 1

Initially, I said I would give 20 points if you guys could get me 300 LIKES on fb. Currently, I have 241. Since we didn’t meet my target but you guys still tried, I’ll give 15 points.

As for reviews, I had 4 for SG in June, and 9 new ones (facebook + novelupdates). That is a total of 13 points!!

So, in total, that is 46 points!! I’ll be nice and round up to 50. So, you guys will get 5 extra chapters in July!! Not to mention that I raised my rewards for patron to 6 patrons = 1 bonus chapter! (As of right now, I have 30, so that means 5 bonus chapters!)

So basically, for July, you’ll be getting 3 chapters a week (my regular release) + 2 extra chapters (patron + reward). That’s a total of 5 chapters a week for 5 weeks straight! (Some of you might still find that too little, but it’s A LOT of work for me. Remember, it takes me roughly 3 hours per chapter!!!!) If I get even more patrons, that means you’ll get even more chapters!!

Nonetheless, this is the last chapter of the week. This is the final chapter I owe Yuuko.

Next week, I’m going to be posting the submissions on my instagram in the order that I’ve received them. I’ll be thanking each of the reader personally in the post, so make sure you check it out on my instagram @grace7127! You guys are soooooo talented!! I’ll also be sharing the fanfic next time I post a chapter.

Right now, I would like to share with you guys iamthecoffee‘s submission! He recorded himself reading the eunuch chapters! I teased him and said he should be called iamthesexy instead. *wink wink* LISTEN TO THAT ACCENT. DAMNNNNNNNNN YO. (Note: the video below is hosted on my youtube channel. Feel free to watch my other videos too!!!)

iamthefunny says he’ll also record a sexy chapter because he knows we’re thirsty people. LOL. I’ll link you guys to it when it’s ready.

Anyway, thank you so much for supporting me! I really need all the support I can get. Please turn off adblock and click an ad for me!!

As always, any amounts of donation and pledge is appreciated.

But if you’re broke, it’s ok as long as you read all my translations.

Even if you’re not broke, thanks for reading my translations and rants.

You can find the chapter on the announcement post of Chapter 75! Go to table of contents and click Chapter 75! You’ll see the link right below “Here’s chapter 75!”

If you don’t know where the table of contents is, it’s right next to HOME on the menu.

https://theeunuch.com/the-eunuch-is-pregnant

Please tell others about this novel and review it too!!! I need your help, readers!!! Ok bye bye.

Chapter 231

To my dear readers,

I have thought of the most brilliant plan!!!! I’m going to link the chapter to one of my OLD announcement posts! This means that no one will be able to program to steal automatically since they have no idea which chapter I will be posting the chapter on!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA. I am not going to write the word 230 so if they want to steal, they will have to manually send someone to actually look for the chapter on my site.

Anyhow, as of right now, I have a total of 5 artwork submissions, 1 fanfic submission, and 1 voice recording submission!! YAY!!! That is 14 points!! (I’ll count the reviews in 2 days. Every written review counts as 1 point! I’m also counting any June reviews for Supernatural Girlfriend as well!) You guys have approximately 48 hours left!

Please continue with the facebook likes! We’re currently at 234 LIKES!! WOO HOO! I didn’t realize my range of readers were so wide! Some of you guys look like pre-teens while some of you are grandparents!! WOAHHHHH. Thanks for reading my translations! I love you all!!!

By the way, I’m not just telling you guys to LIKE. I actually try to interact with my readers by asking you guys questions on the fanpage. I want to know your opinions!! You’re not just a number to me! I want you to know that you’re important and I really value every single one of you.

Now, I’m going to promote a snippet of Supernatural Girlfriend:

“Why Goldfish?” Grandmother Meng asked as she picked up a spare rib and began chewing. The moment she took a bite, her eyes sparkled, “Delicious!”

This was the biggest praise as a chef.

Suyang cut in before I could respond to Grandmother Meng, “Because she’s as stupid as a goldfish. Although, her culinary skills are quite high. Granny, eat more.”

I lightly kicked Suyang underneath the table. He paused his actions in mid air as he stared at me.

“Sorry, it was an accident.” I wasn’t actually sorry. I picked up my bowl and used it to hide my face.

“What were you two talking about before I arrived?” Suyang pressed my bowl down and acted like an interrogator. It was annoying how he kept questioning me consecutively.

“You two haven’t seen each other in so long, why do you keep talking about me? You should worry about yourself first.” I pouted as I muttered.

I picked up a piece of meat with my chopsticks and placed it in my mouth. All of a sudden, Suyang reached over and grabbed my left hand (the one I wasn’t holding the chopsticks with), and wrapped his fingers around my hand in front of Grandmother Meng. He calmly stated, “We have moved in together.”

Grandmother Meng spat out all the food in her mouth. It appeared she had choked; she was coughing vigorously.

My food was also almost stuck in my throat because of Suyang’s statement.

“What the hell are you talking about?” I wasn’t able to gulp down the content in my mouth as I said in a muffled voice. I put down the chopsticks and violently slapped Suyang’s hand to release me, “Can you not scare people like this?”

“You….what did you just say?” Grandmother Meng pointed her shaken finger at me. With great difficulty, she regained her breath, “Her? No!”

This novel can be read at http://volarenovels.com/supernatural-girlfriend/ (I’m the translator and it’s completed! There are ONLY 153 chapters!!!!!) It is a MYSTERY ROMANCE COMEDY! Try 30 chapters before you say no!

If you want to read the eunuch chapter, head over to the announcement post of 221 and you will see the link at the very bottom. (The easiest way to get there is to go to the table of contents and click 221 from there)

I hope this method will work. I don’t even know which announcement post I’ll be using to post 231 so good luck to anyone trying to program their bots to steal my translations! Sorry for the inconvenience.

Chapter 230

To my dear readers,

Thank you so much! We’re at 220 LIKES on facebook!! If you don’t have a facebook account, you wouldn’t be able to like. If you do have an account but you’re not sure how to click like, all you have to do is https://www.facebook.com/theeunuchispregnant/ (click on the link) and you’ll see a LIKE button! But if you don’t use facebook, it’s okay! You guys can write a review for me on novelupdates instead! https://www.novelupdates.com/series/the-eunuch-is-pregnant/ (You just need to scroll to the very bottom and you’ll be able to review it (but you need to create an account). Every review counts for 1 point!!!!

In addition, I would also like to thank Yujung for her donation to me! I am very grateful to all my supporters! Although I am grateful for any amount, I think it’s necessary for me to let you guys know that paypal takes $0.30 per interaction as well as some additional fees. This means that if you are donating $0.30, I get nothing. I have had instances where readers donate $0.01 and a few had donated less than $1. I am fine with anything but I don’t want you guys to waste your money. I had a few readers who wanted to support me by donating a few cents. Oh dear, it’s okay!! Don’t worry about it. I’m already grateful you guys are reading my translations. If you read all my work and you’re willing to review it/promote the novel for me, I’m already very thankful.

It is extremely difficult as a translator to earn $$ unless your novel is incredibly popular. Honestly, it takes nearly 200000 views to even make $100. But I’m slowly gaining more readers thanks to all of you!!

Thank you for choosing to support me. I haven’t received any new artwork or fanfic but a reader sent me his voice recording of a chapter! Hehehehe! Now, I need to figure out how to upload it on youtube so you guys can hear his sexy voice as well. LOLOLOLOLOL

By the way, I’m sorry for being so slow. My brain is slow so I translate slow. I get really confused sometimes because Chinese is so different from English. For example, in Chinese, it’s just “disappoint”. But in English, there’s disappointed, disappointing, disappointment, and so on. Sometimes, I’m unsure of which to use.

Chinese grammar is so easy!! 我很爱你们 = I very love you all/guys (literal) = I love you guys very much

The word 很 = very (You can type it be typing “hen” in the pinyin keyboard)

我很 hungry = I very hungry = I am hungry
你很 stupid = you very stupid = you are stupid

Basically, we say “I very _________” It is SUPER simple.

Subject goes first at the beginning of a sentence (I/you/he/she/they/name of a person/the person’s title) very  __________________________

So, remember this word! 很很很很很

By the way, starting in July, I’m going to increase my rewards on patreon. Currently, I translate 1 bonus chapter for every 10 patrons. Starting from July, I will translate 1 bonus chapter for every 6 patrons (regardless of how much you pledge). My regular releases is 3x a week. But I still owe Yuuko one more chapter so there are 4 chapters this week (I released one on Sunday and I am releasing this chapter today). There will be two more this week.

Anyhow, there are still a few more days left for the contest! Info is on announcement post of 221.

I love you all and thank you for choosing to support me. Come back in a few hours for the actual chapter. Readlightnovel keeps stealing my translations no matter what I do. I’m going to wait until they steal this before I release the chapter. This means, you might have to wait longer than usual. But I’ll release another chapter tomorrow so just come back tomorrow if you hate waiting.

Note: I never skip the sexy scenes. If the author fast forward, don’t blame me! Hehe.

Update: I’m still waiting for readlightnovel to steal this. I feel like the site is waiting for me to release the chapter so they can steal it. UGGHHHHH SO FREAKING ANNOYING. It’s been 4 hours. I’ll release at midnight even if they haven’t stolen it. So annoying. Sorry for making you guys wait so long. I’m just so tired of having my translations stolen AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. F**K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sigh. I feel really bad. I’ve made you guys waited 5 hours already. Here’s the chapter…Chapter 229 (You guys keep refreshing -_-)

To my dear readers,

First, I would like to thank Yujung for her donations to me! Yujung actually donated to me previously. Thank you so much for your generosity! I know some of you would donate to me, but due to the currency exchange, it is far too expensive so you can’t support me financially. Nonetheless, thank you for considering!

Next, I have 4 artwork submissions now!!! Thank you, you wonderful readers! Hehe. That’s 8 points! I also have some new reviews! Yippie!!! In addition, we’re at 213 LIKES now! Wowwwww!! Thank you! You guys are so wonderful!!! *muah* *kisses my readers* *readers move away* 😛 Can we get to 300 by Friday? I don’t know lol..

There are no age limit for the fanfic submissions. If you guys want to write out a dirty scene that you wished existed in the novel, go ahead! LOLLLLL I might promote you on the facebook fanpage! *wink wink* (Then the whole world will know you’re corrupted) Haha.

By the way, thanks for all the nice comments!! I have so many comments in other languages now! I have to google translate everything. Omg… BUT GUESS WHAT? I’m smart enough to recognize what language it is! LOL I have seen Indonesian so much that I know it’s Indonesian without understanding the content! Hehe. I also recognize Spanish and French (the written language).

I’m glad you guys like my translations! Thank you so much for reading my work! I tell you guys to read from google translate all the time, but most of you still wait for my translations. *hugs*

Today, after I translated a chapter, I took a break and randomly read a book from a bookstore. I read, “Secrets of the Millionaire Mind”. It was very inspirational!

I’ll share some of it with you guys here.

What you cannot see in this world is far more powerful than anything you can see. (WOAH SO DEEP!!!)

Thoughts lead to feelings. Feelings lead to actions. Actions lead to results. (You must believe in yourself! If you believe you’re going to fail from the start, you will never do what it is necessary to get to where you want to go!)

Give 100% of everything you’ve got. Do whatever it takes for as long as it takes. No excuses, no ifs, no buts, no maybes -failure is not an option. (Always try your best! Do something today that will get you closer to your goals!)

4 factors that determine your value in the marketplace: supply, demand, quality and quantity (I’m slower than most translators but I try to compensate by providing better quality!)

To get paid the best, you must be the best. (Okay, you guys aren’t paying me but maybe one day! Perhaps one day someone will pay me a lot of money to translate. Hahahaha. Gotta aim to be the best! Or at least, constantly improve!)

I hope all of you were a bit inspired by this. It’s a very interesting book. I actually had to skim and didn’t read everything since I was in a rush. Nonetheless, I recommend it to you because I see a lot of value!

Okay, come back later for the chapter. One of the readers told me that the bots might be stealing by the NEXT CHAPTER button. So I’m not going to link the next chapter (in the previous chapter) until they have stolen my translations.

I’m going to make the title of the chapter something entirely different so it’s harder for the bots to find it.

Oh yeahhh! Another reader suggested I promote my other novels during the fake post/announcement post. I’ll probably find snippets from my translations and post some in the future. #shamelessgrace

If you like my translations, please also check out my other work on volarenovels.com I’m also the translator of Supernatural Girlfriend and Your Highness, I know my wrongs! If you’re a long time reader, you’re probably sick of reading my promotion. But lately, I have some new readers so they might not be aware. Hence, I have to do what I have to do! 😛

Ok byeeeee. Come back in an hour or so. Please turn off adblock!

I wanna have your babiessssss (chapter)

To my dear readers,

I have 41 written reviews on Novelupdates and 10 on facebook! Can we meet my goal and get 9 more!?!? Thank you so much for your support!!!

Sadly, I haven’t received any submissions aside from the artwork from Suchetha. I really hope more people will submit something. It is quite sad considering how I have around 3000 readers and only one submission. *cries*

However, I have an increase of facebook likes! Now, we’re at 196!! Do you think it’s possible to get to 300 by June 22nd?? I think so! (if you guys share/tell other people/click like). 300 is only 10% of 3000. Readers, I need your support!!!

By the way, I asked a question on the fanpage. I asked what your thoughts were after reading Chapter 225. No one replied. lol (so sad). But you guys like to comment a lot here. I don’t usually respond here because there are too many comments and I feel bad if I only answer some people and not others. So, comment on facebook to get a response!!

Also, I’ve noticed an increase in comments. Aside from English, I see Indonesian and Spanish the most. I also noticed a few French responses! Thank you for choosing to read my translations. I have no idea what you guys are saying but I do use google translate to read it. *hugs*

I wonder where you guys found me (probably an aggregator site..-_-). But I’m happy you’re here now! Ohhhh yeah, lately, I have an increase of readers from the UK. Hi UK readers!!!! You’ve been #2 for the past few days!!!! *waves*

I don’t care where you’re all from, but I love you guys! *muah muah muah*

We’re going to calm down with the dirty chapters for now. So please don’t have high expectations. 😛 I think you guys are really (word removed because of adsense) LOL. (I can see how many times you guys read Chapter 225!! Tsk tsk tsk). A reader commented she read it in public. Ahahahahaha.

I don’t think it’s a good idea to read in public!

Ok, this is the last chapter of the week. This is actually for my patrons because I have 30 now. (That means 3 bonus chapters a month. This one is the 3rd one.)

I really appreciate any amount of support, guys. It makes a huge difference.

Ok, time for another Chinese lesson. (Aren’t you guys lucky? Free Chinese lesson!!!)

Remember how I taught you the word 要？ It means “want”.

I want = 我要

So how do you say, “I don’t want?”

In Chinese, if we translate it literally, it’s “I no want”

不 is the word for no. You can type it by typing “bu” on the pinyin keyboard.

你不要____  = you no want (literal)______ = don’t be ____ or don’t _____ (basically, you’re telling the person not to do something)

But if we were to ask whether the person wants to do it/wants something, we would say, 你要不要 _________?

The literal translation is: you want no want __________ ? (So the person either responds by saying “want” or “no want” in Mandarin)

We don’t have a word for “Do you….” It’s just ”You ____________”

Are you going?= 你去不去? (there are multiple ways to say it but this is one way)

去 is the word for “go”. You can type it by typing “qu” on the pinyin keyboard.

你去不去 = You go no go/you go or not (literal)

不 = no/not/don’t (there’s no difference in Chinese)

If you like my free Chinese lesson, write me a review on novelupdates! Or better yet, donate/pledge!

Come back in an hour for the chapter.

Chapter 227

To my dear readers,

Readlightnovel managed to steal everything again (surprisingly, they failed with 220 and stole the fake chapter). I think I need the fake titles. So I’m going to make a fake title now and see whether they will steal this instead.

Chapter 226: Stop stealing my translations

You know, writing such a long announcement post is very tiring. I think in the future, I might just post MTL translations and wait until they steal that before I edit it and release the actual chapter. I run out of things to say.

Thank you for the recent fb likes and novel reviews! I really appreciate it. Sadly, I’ve only received one artwork submission so far. No one else sent me anything (fanfic, artwork, mvs, etc) Remember, the deadline is June 22nd!

Last chapter was the dirtiest chapter I’ve ever translated in my life. My mom yelled at me and said I was/am corrupting you guys. It’s not my fault! I have already given multiple warnings. The novel is really steamy!!!! But I bet you guys liked it since so many people keeps refreshing/reading it again and again. LOL. I have over 4000 views from that chapter and I’m pretty sure I don’t have 4000 readers yet. 😛

Hmm… this upcoming chapter is really cute. It made me smile as I was translating. Haha. Le Yao Yao is so funny! She is so innocent but not really at the same time. Hahahaha. I think you guys will like it!

We have a bunch of sweet chapters coming up, so prepared to be drenched with honey. There are around 50 raw chapters left before the end but each chapter is soooooo long. I don’t know the final numbers of chapters yet. We have a longggggg way to go.

If you can’t wait, use google translate or whatever tool you prefer. Last chapter ended at 171 of the raws, so you can start from 172. Remember, my version is different since I do massive amounts of editing.

I really can’t think of what else to write about.

If you appreciate my efforts, please consider turning off adblock, donating or pledging. If you’re a patron, you get the chapter the moment I finish translating. Everyone else gets it a few hours later.

Okay, I really have nothing else to say so I’m going to post the lyrics for the Canadian National Anthem.

English version

French version

Bilingual version

Too bad I don’t know French. French is so hard. *cries* If you’re French, I say hi. Bonjour! I wish I could roll my “Rs”. Okay, 600 words.

Come back in an hour for the actual chapter.

Chapter 226

To my dear readers,

Surprise!! This is the bonus chapter I owe Yuuko. I still owe her 1 more. I’ll double check another time.

This chapter is extremely explicit so please DO NOT read in public.

P.S. Please read the contest details on chapter 221. The deadline is on June 22nd!! Don’t forget to click LIKE on the facebook fanpage!

https://www.facebook.com/theeunuchispregnant/ <– If there are 300 LIKES by June 22nd, that’s another 20 points! Each written review counts for 1 point (either on facebook or novelupdates).

100 points = 10 bonus chapters in July

Fan fic = 1 point
Artwork = 2 points
MV/anything media related = 3 points

Please note that your submissions may be revealed to the world. I am proud of you guys!!

By the way, I don’t have any more chapters. I need to edit the Chinese raws before I can translate more and that will take a long longggggggggg time.

P.S. My mom thinks the novel is a lot dirtier now that she has read my translations. I told her it’s the author’s writing but she just sucks at it (addictive plot though). She thinks I am the one adding all the steamy stuff. -_- I’m not that creative, ok!?!

I have to write another 300 words for the bots to steal… I can’t think of anything else to say. Please support me by reading all my other translations and turning off adblock.

Note: I said I am not going to be taking any novel requests and on that same post, a reader asked me to translate something else. Omg…aaaiiiii. You guys should learn how to read Chinese instead.

你要学中文
你 = you
要 = need/want (depends on context)
学 = learn
中文 = Chinese

In Chinese, we don’t have the word “to”. So, it’s literally, “You need learn Chinese.”

You should know how to type 你 by now. You can type 要 by typing “yao”. 学 is “xue”. 中文 is “zhong wen”.

I can’t teach you guys the tones but make sure you get the tones correct if you are speaking. If your tone is off, you may be saying something entirely different.

Practice makes perfect. It will probably take you guys a few years if you are determined to learn. Don’t give up so easily. Chinese may seem really hard at first, but if you actually followed my lessons and everything I’ve taught you, you should already know 10-15 Chinese characters. If you learn a few characters a day, eventually, you’ll be able to read. Don’t underestimate the power of compounding effect.

By the way, the Chinese I’ve been teaching you guys is Simplified Chinese. Most of the world use Simplified and the raws are usually in Simplified, so it’s more useful for me to teach you this rather than Traditional Chinese.

In addition, the pinyin I’m teaching you is based on Mandarin pronunciation. It’s extremely useful because it allows you to type on the desktop/laptop/phone. If you’re from an older generation, you might find it easier to write out the words instead of typing. However, for our generation, pinyin should be a more effective method.

If you want to be privately taught by me and you’re in the Toronto area, you can hire me to be your tutor. I will create personalized lessons for you to fit your needs. I only teach what you can apply, so it’s much better than attending Chinese school. 😛

Okay, I’ll stop being shameless now. I’m going to link the chapter now. I wonder if the bots will steal. Usually, I post the link after an hour later. If the bots assumes this post is the chapter itself, they might not steal my link. Hmmmm. I’m always experimenting. As Thomas Edison says, he didn’t fail 1000 times. He found out 1000 methods that didn’t work.

Here you go Chapter 225

To my dear readers,

This chapter is going to get a bit more descriptive. Umm.. don’t read if you’re innocent (you’re probably already corrupted if you’re reading this novel but still…)

The next chapter is even more intense and I do feel a bit concerned since some of you seem very underage. Umm.. viewer discretion is advised. It is extremely explicit. You have been warned.

Next, I’ve spoken to Peter over discord and found out that the reason why no one has stolen from his group’s site is because they got off Novelupdates. Unfortunately, I need novelupdates for the traffic so I can’t get off right now. Their site is completely non-profit so traffic doesn’t matter to them since they’re not earning anything regardless.

Peter said he tried installing the google captcha (I don’t know how to spell it) but it only worked for 48 hours. Basically, if the bots send back an error, they will send a human to go on the actual site to see what’s wrong and then they will program the bot to go around it. Hence, the aggregator bots need something to steal or they’ll come back until they figure out a way to steal everything (That is why I’m always writing such long announcement posts now). I’m unwilling to let anyone steal my translations since I’ve spent so much time on it.

I was actually at the verge of quitting back when I was around chapter 154 (I think?). But I decided since I started the project, I was going to finish it. I don’t want to start something and give up in between.

But, please note I am NOT taking any novel requests. If you want me to translate a novel, you’ll have to hire me. I’m not going to spend another 800+ hours translating something else just because you want to read it.

I know it sounds cruel and mean but I’m just being honest. It takes me way too long and the return I get from it is not worth it. I’m the extreme type where I would either go all in or not bother in the first place. If I’m going to translate something, I put in a lot of time and effort. I could google translate the entire thing and just edit it, but that’s not the same.

To be honest, even if you were to read both “Your Highness, I know my wrongs” and “Supernatural Girlfriend” from the beginning to the end, I make less than $0.14 per reader. Basically, it means I’m broke unless I have thousands of readers. lol

So, please don’t ask me to translate for you unless you are willing to pay for my time. The Eunuch is Pregnant is a free gift I’m giving you guys 因为我爱你们

因为 = because
我 = I
爱 = love
你们 = you guys

们 = signifies a group of individuals
我们 = us/we
她/他们 = they

You can type 因为 by typing “yin wei”, 我 “wo“， 爱 ”ai”, 你们 “ni men”

By the way, “I/me/myself” is the same word in Chinese. We don’t differentiate it. It’s simply 我

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Chapter 224