The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 211

To my dear readers,

Surprise! I bet you didn’t expect a chapter today! 😛  Ohhhh before I go any further, I would like to thank G for becoming my patron! G is actually iamthefunny. He started off commenting on my volare creative posts. I often teased him and said he is not funny LOL. But whenever he starts reading my translations, I would say he is funny again. (I know, I’m terrible). Eventually, he read “Supernatural Girlfriend” because of my shameless promotion. Then afterwards, he read “Your Highness, I know my wrongs”! And now, he’s reading “The Eunuch is Pregnant”!

He just started so he hasn’t really gotten to the dirty dirty scenes. I am actually curious to see how he would react. =D Thank you so much for supporting me! (and thank you to all my readers, clickers, donors, pledgers, and commenters <3 )

Speaking of which, I’m so addicted to TMR. TMR stands for Transmigrator Meets Reincarnator. It is being translated by my good friend timebun!!! For those of you who haven’t read it yet, you should give it a try! IT IS SO FREAKING GOOD. I read 100 chapters today! Ahhhhhhhhh. Currently, I’m on chapter 233. (I had stopped reading for 6 months.)

Anyway, timebun has one of the best translations I know. She is more pro than me. I’m pretty sure both her Chinese and English surpasses mines. But that’s ok. I’m really happy her novel is so popular!!! Basically, the novel is about a girl who transmigrates into a character she read from a novel (SOUNDS LIKE Doomed to be Cannon Fodder, RIGHT????) But the guy (her husband) is actually a reincarnator and hates her guts because she cheated on him in his past life.

Chu Lian (the female MC) read half the novel so she kind of knows what happens. She knew she was a cheater and she is trying to change history this time. As for He Sanlang (the male MC), he thinks he knows exactly what will happen as well since he had already been through it. So now, we have TWO people who thinks they know the future. It is SOOOO FREAKIN GOODDDDDDDDD.

You should give TMR a try if you haven’t already!!!

I will link it here

P.S. In case some of you missed the announcement, SG is completed! 153 chapters! It’s SOOOO GOOD so you guys better catch up/read!!!

Here’s another snippet:

I faced Suyang. With my back against the ocean, I had my hands around my mouth as I gathered all my strength and emotions to scream, “The person with the Su surname, I love you!”

“Did you take the picture?” After yelling, I ran back to check the photo.

“I pressed it a bit late. But this is not a video camera. Why were you suddenly confessing your love to me? It makes me feel weird….”

Earlier I was the shy one. Now, it was Suyang’s turn.

“I heard that photos can also record speech. From looking at the person’s expression, you could tell what emotions they were feeling and what they wanted to express.”

After flinging the pictures for a long time, the photo was still not showing up.

“Did it run out of ink or something?”

“Then let’s take another one. Go and yell, ‘I love Suyang’!”

Suyang is much more shameless than Leng Jun Yu. This guy walks around naked if he can’t get sex LOLOL

Supernatural Girlfriend is completed on!

Come back later for the actual chapter.

Chapter 211

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 210

To my dear readers,

We have a new character! In fact, we’re going to have a lot of new characters soon and it’s going to be very chaotic. I’m having a lot of difficulties editing nowadays. Please support me by clicking an ad, or donating or pledging. Any amount helps. Nowadays, ads are paying less and less. Before, I could make almost $1 for every thousand views. Now, I can’t even make $0.50 for 2000 views (unless people click). It is so tough.

In addition, I hope to finish this novel by the end of this year. I’m actually not sure how long it’s going to take since the raw chapters are so long. But I’ll try to keep it around 300 or less if possible.

Furthermore, if you like this novel, please tell others about it. I always have to promote shamelessly because there’s no such thing as maintaining your spot when it comes to translating. There are always so many novels coming out and so much competition. If you’re not growing, you’re shrinking.

In order to stand out from other novels/translators, I have to go the extra mile.

Come back later for the actual chapter.

Here’s the post for the bots to steal today My adventures on discord

Chapter 210


The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 209

To my dear readers,

Supernatural Girlfriend is finished! Have you guys seen the new cover that Yuuko has made? Hehe. In case you haven’t, I’ll post it here!

See?! It’s not scary anymore! 😛 The guy in the middle is Shen Shaoqian (the best friend of Suyang). He is hilarious!!!

Here’s a snippet:

“This place is huge! How would we know where Gao Jialan is hidden?”

“There are three of us. We can split up to search. Are you guys prepared to split up?”

Suyang and I shook our heads. We didn’t mention about splitting up earlier

“Even if you’re unprepared, we still have to do it! If one of us gets caught by security, do not tell them anything even if they beat you up. Try to find an opportunity to text for help. The secret code is, potato! Whoever that is left will go save Gao Jialan and then call the cops to save the person caught. Understand?”

“Uh….” I nodded. Why does Shen Shaoqian’s plan seem so unreliable?

“Alright then. The mission starts now!” Shen Shaoqian immediately dropped down in the bush and laid flat on his stomach.

Suyang and I were shocked. We thought a security guard had caught us as we quietly crouched down to ask Shen Shaoqian, “What are you doing?”

“Why are you guys crouching? I just wanted to enter by crawling through the bush…. It seems cooler…”


I hope you guys will give this novel a try now! It’s COMPLETED and there’s only a total of 153 chapters!! In fact, the novel is very much like those Korean dramas. The male and female lead moves in together and the guy makes the girl sign a contract. *wink wink* Does it sound familiar?!?

“That one is yours.” Suyang said in a very proper tone, “This kind of stuff has been mentioned in the contract. Based on what just happened, you should memorize the contract.”

“Forget it. It’s not an office exam. Why do I need to memorize it? Is this home or hell?….” I complained as I sat down on the chair to read this modern version of an unequal treaty.

Party A: Lin Yixin, Party B: Suyang

  1. Hereto declare that Party A and Party B is living together until Party A’s apartment has been restored.
  2. Party A must not enter Party B’s room whenever she wants. Party A will only enter when Party B gives her permission.
  3. The living room and the washroom are considered public settings. Party B permits Party A to use, but it must be clean afterwards. Messiness will not be tolerated.
  4. Aside from big furniture, everything else is considered a personal possession. Party A and Party B must not mix between the two. Please place your own personal belonging in your personal space. Do not put your personal items in public space (the living room, the washroom).


As I kept reading, I felt my head expanding. I even had the urge to tear the document apart.

If you want to read this novel, you can read it here!

Chapter 209

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 208

To my dear readers,

Surprise!! I said no chapter until next week but I decided to surprise you guys!! This is actually for Yuuko because I promised Yuuko I will translate 5 extra eunuch chapters for her! Yuuko is a reader of mines and also one of the marketing team members of volare!! Yuuko has been so kind to remake my Supernatural Girlfriend cover!!!! (You guys will see it soon!!!! I am too broke to pay her so I’m paying her with chapters instead.)

She is so sweet and amazing. The last chapter of SG will be posted tomorrow!!! Please consider reading it now, guys. It’s a very good novel. TRUST MEEEEEEEEE.

Anyhow, I told Yuuko I needed a break and I was going to stockpile the chapters. But I know she really really wants snu snu and this chapter is actually quite hilarious. I think you guys will like it. 😉 Come back soon for the actual chapter!!!

In the meantime, here’s the post for the bots to steal. Sometimes, the bots still steal my chapters but sometimes it works. So, I always wait a bit before I post the actual chapter. My experiences with using a voice messaging dating app

Since SG will be completed by tomorrow, I will have more time to translate this novel. But I still need a break so I can’t release everyday, guys. I will increase my chapters in June (and also start stockpiling this coming week).

Nowadays, editing the raws is actually harder than translating itself. The raws I work with are very poorly written so it takes me multiple edits before I’m able to translate the material. Please be patient. If you appreciate what I do for you guys, please consider clicking an ad/donating/becoming my patron/telling others about this novel.

Note: Thank you so much for those of you who have written a review on fb and novelupdates!! I appreciate all of your efforts.

Chapter 208

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 207

To my dear readers,

Firstly, I would like to thank Sarah for her donation to me! Thank you so much for your generosity and kind message. It does encourage me to keep going. <3

Secondly, this is the last chapter of the week. I am rushing to finish Supernatural Girlfriend. I should be done by next week. In June, I’ll be able to focus on this novel more. In the meantime, please be patient or use google translate to read the raws.

Thirdly, nothing I do seem to be able to stop readlightnovel… unless I put all the chapters on patron. But if I lock it, you guys won’t be able to read it unless you’re a patron. I’m always conflicted. Sigh.

Anyhow, if you haven’t already, consider reading, “Your Highness, I know my wrongs.” It’s also very funny. Lin Shan is so shameless and funny. Haha. Here’s a snippet:

The fact that the dog ignored her was too much for Lin Shan. She started fuming. She started coming up with insults. You son of a bi*ch! You’re the grandson of a tortoise!

She said every nasty insult she could think of, but the man acted like he couldn’t hear her. He continued eating as if nothing happened.

Finally, Lin Shan had no more strength to yell. She quiet down and started using another method. She started chanting like a broken record: “What you’re eating is not rice; it’s cow shit cow shit cow shit. What you’re drinking is not wine; it’s horse pee horse pee horse pee. Ohhhh so nasty….”

Under this chanting, the man could no longer be calm. He smashed his wine cup onto the table and his complexion didn’t look good. He gritted his teeth and said: “Are you done yet?”

“No!” Lin Shan continued to mutter: “Cow shit cow shit cow shit. Horse pee horse pee horse pee…”

LOLOLOL if you’re looking for another transmigration female from the 21st century, this is hilarious. It’s also translated by me and it’s completed on volare! You can read it at

Come back later for the chapter. I made it extra long!

Chapter 207

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 206

To my dear readers,

Changing the url didn’t help. My translations are still being stolen. Sigh. So sad.

Anyhow, the link I included in the previous announcement post is the raws that I use to translate. A few readers msged me and said that it’s very different from my translations. The reason is because I edit the raws before I translate it. Since I’m not translating line by line, it’s not going to be the same.

Out of all the novels I have translated, this is the one that has the worse writing. I actually have to edit it or else I’m going to get even more 1 star ratings on NU *cries*. The story line is addictive but the writing is awful. I know I always complain about the writing but if you read the raws and know how much editing I do to give you guys what you get, you’ll understand why.

Since Chinese is so different from English, the way a translator translates can vary drastically. This basically means that if any other translator were to translate this novel, it’ll definitely be veryyyy different.

So, you’re stuck with me if you have patience to wait. OR you can use google in the meantime. (Or if you want someone else to translate it, you can beg them but I’m pretty sure no one will want to unless you pay them).

Anyhow, thanks for those of you who’ve helped me click an ad. May has been quite a tough month. Translating has its ups and down and right now it’s a down cycle for me. Hopefully it will improve.

Here’s the post for the bots to steal and I’ll link the chapter later.

Why you should start your own online business

Chapter 206

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 205

To my dear readers,

You guys need to calm down!!!! I see all your comments and I know you’re dying but please understand it takes me a long long time to translate!!! First, I have to read the Chinese raws. Then, I go through it to make edits. Then, I go through it AGAIN to make edits. Then, I start translating. Then, I have to edit my translations because sometimes it sounds too Chinese and the sentence structure doesn’t make sense. Then, I have to go through it again to make more edits. It takes A LONG LONG LONG LONG TIME. I can’t just snap my finger and out pop a chapter.

Anyhow, if you are dying too much, just read the raws with google translate. I’m in the middle of 155 right now. I’ve linked it to you multiple times but here’s the link again in case you haven’t seen it. <– Note: My version is different from the raws because I edit and improvise A LOT. But it’s still from the same novel so whatever that happens in my translations does happen in the novel.

Here’s the post for the bots to steal. How to overcome rejection (relationship focused)

Come back in two hours or so for the actual chapter.

If you want to support me, please click an ad. Any amounts of donations or pledges is appreciated. Or you can simply write me a review on novelupdates/share the novel with other people you know/tell more people about this novel. I want more people to read it because I spend sooooo much time and brain cells on it!

<3  you guys and calm down. Don’t die. Some of you guys sound like you’re seriously dying. -_-

Chapter 205

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 204

To my dear readers,

I released a chapter yesterday but I finished this one early so I’m releasing it now. I won’t be available to translate until Sunday night though (which will be a Monday for some of you).

In addition, I’m sorry for upsetting some of you with a major spoiler in my previous announcement. I was just trying to prepare you guys for the long run. I didn’t want to disappoint you by preparing you ahead of time, but but preparing you, I’ve disappointed some of you.

Anyhow, come back in an hour or two for the chapter. <3 <– this is the first podcast I was on. This is different from the one I’ve linked in the past. Hehe. It’s quite interesting so if you’re bored, you can listen to it and by the time you’re done listening, perhaps the chapter will be released 😛

I’m going to continue messing with the url so that it’s so unpredictable that the bots cannot figure it out. We’ll see if it works because readlightnovel usually does delayed theft.

Please turn off adblock for me. Every view makes a difference. Even if it’s $0.0001!!!!

Chapter 204

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 203

To my dear readers,

I am actually suffering from insomnia because I’m stressed about the novel. LOL. Eventually, the plot is going to get really depressing… we’re still a long LONG way from there but I am having trouble sleeping because I’m stresssed on how I could save this novel.

The author has amazing ideas and imagination and I LOVEEEEEE the novel but she’s a very terrible writer. I’m so sorry (if you can read Chinese or you’ve tried reading the raws, you will know what I mean). I’ve been modifying it a lot but I am not sure how much I can do at this rate…

Anyhow, eventually Leng Jun Yu will find out about Le Yao Yao and her pregnancy but he’s gonna disappear for a few years and “die” and he literally almost dies too… the novel gets very very dramatic and we are gonna get a lot of new characters. Eventually, we will have a happy ending though. But that’s going to probably take another hundred chapters or more.

Anyhow, the chapter will be released later. I’m going to try changing the url to see if readlightnovel will succeed. Come back later.

In the meantime, here’s a post about my flaws

P.S. If you like or appreciate my work, please turn off adblock and consider clicking an ad. Any amounts of donation or pledge is appreciated.

P.P.S. The novel will get progressively more sexual. I’m a little concern for my audience. I hope you’re not innocent kids.

P.P.P.S. If you’re dying from the wait, you might as well read SUPERNATURAL GIRLFRIEND!!! I’m the translator guysssss!! There’s already almost 150 chapters translated!!! It is also very fluffy and has a lot of romance and comedy (Also you can play detective and see whether you can solve the crimes. 5 arcs have been translated!! The MC is not a ghost. Don’t let the cover stop you from reading).

We have a lot of good novels on volare so don’t die and read something else in the meantime.

Take a look at the url 😉 Chapter 203

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 202

To my dear readers,

Today, I’m going to link two articles and see which one the bots will steal. I wonder if it will mess them up? lol

My attention span and pokemon go (This post was written almost 2 years ago lol)

Why looks matter

My brain is really fried these days so the releases will be random. I’ll still be doing my regular 3 and the 1 bonus on for my patrons (so you get a total of 4). I used to release Mon, Weds, Fri and Sat. Now it’s all over the place. I released on Sun. Today is Tues, so I still have 2 more chapters to go this week.

Leng Jun Yu will find out Le Yao Yao is female by next week?? But he’s not going to find out she’s pregnant for a long longggg LONGGGGGGGGGGGG time. Blame the author!

Come back in a few hours for the actual chapter.

Chapter 202