The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 181

To my dear readers,

I just got back not too long ago. I’m working on 181 right now. I’ll finish it before I go to bed. Come back in a few hours. *I know you guys are waiting so I’m not going to sleep until I finish*

Here’s the post for the bots to steal today: Be a frog! Do the right thing! <– It’s a very motivational story, so check it out if you like!

P.S. Today is March 31st. Please help me click an ad so I can get paid (just 1). It’s the last day of the month.

Chapter 181

P.S. Chapter 182 will be delayed as well. I’m so sorry, guys. I have been very very busy these past few days. I have been away so I haven’t been able to translate. I will still release my regular 3 chapters this week (plus 1 extra for my patrons) though. However, I don’t have time to translate until tomorrow night (late at night).

So you’re going to have to wait probably 24 hours before you see another chapter. Please consider reading Supernatural Girlfriend in the meantime if you’re impatient. I’m the translator!!!! Don’t judge the novel by the title or the cover! Give it a try!! It’s on volarenovels.com

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 180

To my dear readers,

Firstly, I would like to thank Skie M for his/her pledge to me! I haven’t received any pledges for a very long time. So it was rather nice. Thank you for choosing to support me.

Secondly, this chapter was really boring for me to translate. I tried to make it as interesting as possible though. The original is even more boring. But don’t worry, it will be more exciting soon. Remember the novel moves like a snail. The Dowager Empress’s birthday was 2 days ago (vomiting happened two nights ago). Yesterday, Le Yao Yao went to confront Dongfang Bai and listened to him play the guqin. Yesterday night was the boat ride.

Here’s the post for the bots to steal today: Haters (This is based on my own personal experiences. Feel free to read if you like)

In addition, if you appreciate my quality or work, please consider turning off your adblock and clicking an ad. It really makes a difference and I will be able to get paid sooner. lol

Any donations or pledges are appreciated. Any amount is better than none. Thanks for reading, guys! I will release the chapter later today.

Chapter 180

Chapter 181 will be delayed. I won’t be home until around midnight today and I don’t have time to translate. It will be released on the weekend but please keep in mind that I live in Toronto so if you’re in Asia, you might be 12 hours ahead of me. Please consider reading Supernatural Girlfriend on volare in the meantime. IT IS SO GOOD.

 

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 179

To my dear readers,

This is a sweet chapter. I liked it! I hope you guys will like it too. Please keep in mind that it takes me a long time to translate and that I have limited brain cells. I know you guys are impatient but please consider reading Supernatural Girlfriend in the meantime while waiting. I know the cover looks very unappealing but trust me, the story is good!!!! The cover has nothing to do with the story or the character. Just like “The Eunuch is Pregnant”, there is A LOT of romantic comedy moments once you get further in the novel. You can also play detective and see whether you could figure out the mysteries on your own. Read it here

Also, the end of this chapter marks end of 136 of the raws. We’re still a long way from Leng Jun Yu discovering her female identity. But, Dongfang Bai will find out she’s pregnant next week!!?

Here’s the post for the bots to steal today. It’s actually very interesting, so if you want to read, click here

Come back later for the actual chapter. Chapter 179

P.S. Any amount of donations and/pledges are appreciated.

P.P.S. I’m also slow because I don’t want to give you guys terrible translations. I have to think over every single line that I translate. Converting it into readable English while maintaining the Chinese meaning is very hard. I also want to make sure you guys are able to picture the setting in your head.

P.P.P.S. Please like and follow “The Eunuch is Pregnant” on facebook! https://www.facebook.com/theeunuchispregnant/ The more you guys comment, like, and share, the higher the chances others will discover this novel. I featured Eksentrysyti‘s tofu comment because it was too good!!! 😉 *check it out*

P.P.P.P.S. Please turn off adblock and click an ad for me! <3

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 178

To my dear readers,

This is the 4th chapter of the week. It’s the chapter that you guys earned from the art contest from last month! This chapter is ok but honestly there’s so much bs in the novel. lol.. I go through it to cut cut cut cut cutttttt.

Come back in a few hours for the chapter.

My post for the bots today are written for parents!! If you’re a parent reading my translations, you might like it. Click here!

P.S. Thanks for clicking the ads, guys. It really helps. <3   Please continue. lol

P.P.S. I didn’t get the riddle either (the donkey and the pig one). I think Le Yao Yao was just playing around with the words??

P.P.P.S. If any of you live in Toronto, and wants to learn how to read Chinese, type Chinese *pinyin* (and speak Mandarin/Cantonese), email me at gchan7127@gmail.com I can privately tutor you if you want to hire me. I have a teaching background, and I only teach useful stuff, so you wouldn’t be wasting your money. 😛 (because no one has time for bs. :P)

Note: I normally teach English. But I have also taught some people Chinese before. One of my students told me he learnt more from me in a day than he did in a year at Chinese School (But that was most likely because he wasn’t trying back in Chinese School).

Chapter 178

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 177

To my dear readers,

Today, I found out my Korean student is flying back to Korea next week and I am so sad. I cried so much. I wasn’t prepared because I didn’t think it would be our last session together (He didn’t want me to cry twice so he told me today). It may be the last time I’ll ever see him again. T_T”

Anyhow, I will release this chapter in a few hours. This chapter is very good/funny. I have to translate another chapter tomorrow because this is the 3rd chapter of the week and I still owe you guys another one from the art contest.

Here’s the post that the bots can steal today: The secret to being financially rich

P.S. Thanks for all the nice comments. I read them all but I’m too busy/lazy to respond to every single one individually.

P.P.S. If you love my work and you cannot donate or pledge, please help me click an ad. It really helps a lot.

Chapter 177

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 176

To my dear readers,

Thank you to Alice S for her donation to me! I read your message. Haha. It’s so cute how you guys like to specify which novel the donation is for. 😛

Today, I’m linking a post about my thoughts on self hosting. I am very real with you guys so I tell you everything. If you want to start your own site, read my post first.

My thoughts on self hosting

Thank you for helping me click ads, guys. I noticed an increase in the past two days. Haha. <3
I will be releasing the chapter tonight. I’m going to wait a bit longer than usual (I usually post within 2-3 hours). So if you cannot handle the wait, check out my other translations!! If you cannot handle the cliffs, we also have quite a number of finished novels on volare.

Readlightnovel.org stole everything but I guess they don’t read through the whole chapter because they didn’t delete the “Readlightnovel is a piece of shit” comment I threw in the middle of Chapter 172. lolol

Chapter 176

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 175

To my dear readers,

Firstly, I would like to thank Corine and Misty for their donations to me. Corine has donated to me a few times previously. Thank you so much for choosing to support me! I am truly grateful you think I am worthy of your money. As for Misty, I love your name. It reminds me of a character from Pokemon.

Secondly, we’re going to be on the boat for awhile. My mom keeps complaining how I’m taking forever (she reads my translations using google translate on a tablet *and all your comments too!* LOL)

Sorry it’s taking so long, guys. I am honestly trying my best. If you can’t handle it, read the raws –> here

Take a look. Chapter 130 has 6000 characters. Chapter 131 has 8000, and chapter 132 has 6000. That’s a total of 20000 Chinese characters! 130 is when Dongfang Bai promised Le Yao Yao he will keep her identity a secret. Please remember that the Dowager Empress’s birthday was yesterday. The vomiting happened last night. The novel moves like a snail and it’s because the author is so detailed and keeps describing everything a hundred times. I already took out of a lot of the explanation but there’s also a lot of dialogue and things happening in between that I must translate because one thing leads to another… *As of right now, we’re around 132-133 of the raws

Since the length of the chapter varies so much, I honestly can’t tell you when you guys will get the chapter that you want because I don’t even know how long it will take me to get there. I can’t just jump right into whatever scene you guys want to read because you will be confused.

Here is the post that the bots can steal today. What is a perfect man? (Note: This is my own opinion so please do not take it personally).

Also, next time I’ll probably tell you guys about the costs of self hosting. I have been asked multiple times by different readers why I do not post or allow others to post my translations on Wattpad. The reason is because I HAVE TO PAY FOR MY SITE HERE, GUYS! IT’S NOT FREE. It’s free for you but I have to pay. Why would I let other people take ad revenue or views from me when I am here making pennies myself!? I’ll be frank. Today, it says I have made about $0.32 and I already have over 3000 views as of right now. If some of you guys click an ad, I might get a few dollars by the end of the day.

And you may say, “Well, no one told you to pay to host, you could just host your stuff for free on wordpress.” YES BUT I GOT BANNED FROM WORDADS BECAUSE I CHOSE TO TRANSLATE THIS STORY. My site liveandlearn88.com is just there but I make $0 from it ever since wordads’ robots decided my content is too mature.

I wanted ads and in order to do so, I have to self host. Even though hosting isn’t cheap, I do eventually make it back from the donations/pledges and ad revenue. But I just want to let you know that creating a site is like starting a business (NOTE: The cost is definitely much lower than starting a physical business). Please understand I really only earn when you guys donate or pledges (which is optional). Since my product (the translations) is free, it’s more like charity than a business. Nonetheless, I’m grateful for all of you who support me in any way you can. <3  The chapter will be released later.

Here is Chapter 175

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 174

To my dear readers,

First of all, I would like to thank an anonymous reader for her donation to me! Thank you so much for choosing to donate to me. It means a lot because I put a lot of time and effort in my translations. I know you guys are just doing it out of kindness. <3

Secondly, a reader suggested I could actually post the chapter in parts and allow the aggregators to steal 1 part… I thought about it, but I don’t want them to steal at all. That’s why I’m making it so difficult for them. It takes me hundreds of hours and millions of brain cells, so I’m really not ok with it.

Here is the post that the bots can steal today. How to start a conversation

Also, if you guys are dying from the wait, please consider reading Supernatural Girlfriend. It’s a very good novel if you’re willing to give it a chance (by chance, I mean give it at least 30 chapters). Please do not judge the novel by the cover. It has nothing to do with the story. The MC does not look like that. And the MC is not a ghost either.

You can read it here (I’m the translator and I hope you trust my taste. I wouldn’t spend hundreds of hours translating something that I do not find worthy of being read)

I will release 174 later! This is the bonus chapter that you guys earned from the art contest. <3   . If you want to see the submissions, check out my instagram here (I commented on each and every submission. Thank you for taking the time to draw me such lovely pictures, guys!!)

P.S. Please turn off your adblock and consider clicking an ad for me if you see one! Adsense is making it harder and harder to earn anything. I need all the clicks I can get (but only click once or else it might be considered invalid traffic and they’ll take money from me lol). They only pay if I hit $100.

Here is Chapter 174

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 173

To my dear readers,

I’m not sure whether readlightnovel’s bots are confused or what… but they haven’t stolen 172 yet. I’m wondering if someone will manually go and edit that chapter or they will steal it as it is… hm..I guess we’ll find out later on. Haha, if I didn’t want to drive you guys insane, I would keep writing comments in between the chapter lol.. but that might ruin your reading experience so I only called them a piece of shit once.

There are also other sites stealing but sometimes my method works on them. Anyhow, here’s the post for the bots to steal today. Shaming

I will post the chapter up later tonight. Please turn off adblock and consider clicking an ad for me!! Here is Chapter 173

Don’t forget to comment/like/share/follow “The Eunuch is Pregnant” on facebook!

https://www.facebook.com/theeunuchispregnant/ <– I just asked another question. Do you prefer aggressive, icy face types like Leng Jun Yu or kind, warm types like Dongfang Bai? Personally, I prefer Leng Jun Yu type more… lol…. let me know what you think! And why!!!!

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 172

To my dear readers,

Thanks for all the comments, guys! I read them all! I am so busy these days so I honestly don’t have time to respond. BUT IF U WANT A GUARANTEED RESPONSE FROM ME, COMMENT ON THE FACEBOOK FANPAGE!! lol I promise I will reply within 24 hours.

Next, this chapter is also really boring. I’m so sorry. I cut a lot from the original but it’s still super draggy. (You should be glad I’m not translating word for word. Or else the previous chapter would’ve been twice as long…but the thing is, they would just be playing the guqin. HOW BORING IS THAT? Imagine 2000 English words of playing an instrument. Omg. I don’t want to spend 300 words describing a mountain either. =_=) Chapter 173 will be better though. 7th Prince makes things really lively because he is so funny. Haha.

172 will be released later. This is a Real chapter but still testing <– I need to see if it’ll work on readlightnovel because their bots are too advanced. I think they’re stealing based on the link itself now. It’s no longer whatever I linked. The chapter is already released but I’m trying to see if readlightnovel will steal.. so the beginning part is still there. I wonder if it’s someone manually stealing.

P.S. I can’t increase my release rate, guys. I already translate EVERYDAY! Keep in mind, I need to release 3 Super Girlfriend chapters a week too. I am on contract yo. And I also promised 4 chapters for you guys because of the art contest back in Feb. So, that is 7 chapters. I am not a machine and I cannot translate that fast. I know it only takes 5 minutes for you guys to read, but can you imagine spending 3 hours each day translating? Imagine doing something consistently for an hour a day for a whole year!?! That is already hard enough on its own. It is really hard to be consistent. If you are dying, just read something else in the meantime. Don’t check my page daily or you’re going to go insane. You know I can’t handle daily releases.

Doomed to be Cannon Fodder is also completed on volare (295 chapters).
Your Highness, I know my wrongs is also completed on volare (translated by me, 95 chapters)

There are also a bunch of female transmigration novels on volare. Go read the completed novel section if you cannot wait.
Timebun has released over 230 chapters of TMR. Ruyi has released over 440 of PGC. Grenn has released over 160 of BPC. I’ve also translated 115 chapters of Supernatural Girlfriend. So, this should be able to keep you busy for awhile.