The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 281

To my dear readers,

We still have a bunch of sad chapters but soon, the bird will be back!! Do you guys miss the birdy? lol I posted a reader’s comment on my facebook fanpage. I told the readers to click LIKE if they miss the birdy. But so far, everyone just clicked “HAHA”. -_-”

Hehe. It was this comment.

Ahahaha. Have we seen the angry bird yet? XD? I don’t think so! AHAHAHAHA. We will have a frustrated bird in a few chapters when Xuan’er ….*use your imagination*. 😛

Here’s the chapter. click here

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The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 280

To my dear readers,

I hope you guys are all doing well! We’re at 280! I think I’m on track to finishing at 300 but we’ll have to see. I’m spending A LOT of time editing the raws. It is definitely a lot of work. I’m very tired, but I really want the novel to do well.

Sigh. When you are managing your own site, there’s so much to do. Let me give you a list of things that I have to do:

  1. Try to not get banned (going through old comments and editing out swear words from readers), making sure I’m not writing anything too sexual  *PLEASE DO NOT USE THE F WORD*
  2. Market myself (try to gain more readers either by promoting shamelessly on social media or telling other people about it)
  3. Translate the novel (Go through the Chinese version a few times, edit out garbage, translate it, tries to make it sound like English instead of Chinese English)
  4. Answer comments (ok, I rarely do this nowadays because I’m too lazy and busy. But I used to reply to every single reader)
  5. Think of how to stay alive and not become extinct (due to the number of web novels available, many readers are now stockpiling instead of reading chapter by chapter). You really have to stand out if you want to survive in this market
  6. Think of how to fight aggregator sites (I have lost millions and millions of views from all these sites that steal from me)
  7. Figure out how to get donations/pledges/people to financially support me (it’s really hard to gain a supportive fanbase that’s willing to pay. Since reading the novel is free, there is no need for anyone to donate or support me at all. They must want to do it from the bottom of their hearts. Not only that, they have to have the ability to support me as well) I am grateful for all of my supporters!!
  8. Translate so well that people will be willing to read my other translations as well. If you guys are new, I’m also the translator of “Your Highness, I know my wrongs” as well as “Supernatural Girlfriend”. They’re both completed on volarenovels.com  If a reader reads both novels from the beginning to the end, I will make almost $0.14 per reader. (Yeah, you think novel translators make a lot? Think again)
  9. Get more popular. If you’re not growing, you’re shrinking!!! Ahhhh. How can I get more readers? Sigh.

Okay that’s it. But it’s definitely much harder than working for someone else. If someone is paying you for your work, you have the stability and comfort. But when you’re doing it yourself, there’s no one to support you if you fail. So what if you invested hundreds of hours into something? If people don’t wanna read it, too bad for you. If people don’t want to support you, too bad.

Starting your own site/business/start up/whatever is tough. There is a lot more risk and there’s no guarantee that you will ever become “known”. You might have the best product or whatever it is, but if no one discovers you, you’re still screwed.

Anyhow, I read all the comments and I just want you guys to know that I’m thankful you’re reading my work. Hopefully this will be stolen by the bots. Sadly, a lot of the sites are too smart and they always get rid of my announcement post. Ughhhhhh.

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The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 279

To my dear readers,

I would like to thank Gregory for his generous donation to me! September 13th is my birthday, and he found out from discord and wanted to give me a surprise. Thank you so much for your generosity! I am very touched by your gesture. <3

Next, there will be a happy ending! It’s just going to be really depressing for a while…. *sigh* I wish it wasn’t so sad either. It is very exhausting to translate something so depressing. *sighs louder*.

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The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 278

To my dear readers,

Novelonlinefree took 800k views away from me. Omg… it seems like no matter what I do, my translations get stolen unless I put it behind patreon. *UGHHHHH* Sigh. My site is slowly dying, guys. So sad. During my prime, I could hit almost 20k views per day. Now, I can barely get 5k… oh dear…

But don’t worry, I’m still going to finish this novel. If you guys see no chapters from me, just be patient because I promise you I won’t quit. <3   . We are around 206 of the raws? There are only 220 chapters, but the chapters are SOOOOOO long and SOOOOOOOO draggy and SOOOOOO bad, so it takes a lot of brain cells for me to go through them before I can even start translating.

I know I’m always complaining, but at the end, I still get it done. That’s what matters, right? :P. I love you all and thanks for sticking around.

I should be able to finish by 300 or maybe even sooner (but if we get a few more 12k characters chapters, then no). The end of this novel is really worth it. So, please don’t drop this now! We have another emo arc after this… (but it’s really short). Then, Xuan’er is gonna mark his property and not let his daddy touch his mommy LOLOLOLOL. Stay tuned! <3

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The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 277

To my dear readers,

I know the chapters have been really short! I am trying to make them longer! This one is longer! I hope you’ll like it. It is honestly taking me a lot longer to translate. It’s not going to get any easier for the next 15 chapters or so…*sigh*. There is too much garbage.

Anyhow, here’s the chapter.

On the other side of the shore, Le Yao Yao had already finished arranging the wooden frames. She wasn’t there to hear the conversation between Leng Jun Yu and Leng Yi Xuan.

Earlier, when she saw that they were going to fish, she felt it was inappropriate to wait by the shore doing nothing. So, she began to gather some branches to create a spot to roast the fishes later.

Now that she was finished, she clapped away the dust in her hands and went over to the boys.

“What are you two talking about? Xuan’er, are you bothering uncle?”

“Mommy! Xuan’er wouldn’t bother uncle! Xuan’er just wants to persuade uncle to stay!” Xuan’er pouted, looking upset.

“Brother Du Gu wants to leave?” Le Yao Yao couldn’t hide the shock in her voice.

The moment she imagined him leaving, her heart felt like it was missing a corner.

Yu knew that Le Yao Yao didn’t want to accept it. But, he nodded. “I have something to attend to. I will be leaving soon.”

Le Yao Yao’s expression fell and she turned slightly pale. But, she nodded and forced a smile. “If that’s the case, I won’t force brother Du Gu to stay. Do you think we’ll meet again in the future?”

For some strange reason, she felt as if this was their final farewell. She really didn’t want him to go. Ever since they have been together, Du Gu had never taken off his conical hat. 

She truly wanted to see his face. If he would only take off his veil, she would get her answer! 

At the moment, Leng Jun Yu was crouching down slitting the raw fish. He could see her forced expression and his thin lips pursed.

Obviously, he was aware of her thoughts. Clearly, Yao Yao was trying to figure out whether he was the man she loved.

Yes, she guessed correctly. He is the man she wanted. But sadly, he can’t ever let her know that. 

Going through separation once is enough. His days are limited. Even if he wanted, he wouldn’t be able to stay with her for long. 

So, in order to stop her from furthering her investigation, he must leave. 

They will never see each other again. 

“We won’t see each other again.” Leng Jun Yu heartlessly replied. But every word was like a dagger digging into his chest.

Le Yao Yao bitterly smiled. “I see…” She had no idea that her smiling face looked worse than her crying face.

The wind picked up and the trees swayed. Their sleeves began to flutter.

Underneath the sunlight, both of them felt as if a layer of darkness was looming over them.

—–

“Xuan’er, didn’t you say you wanted to learn how to fish? Uncle will teach you now. Okay?”

Perhaps Leng Jun Yu felt like the atmosphere was too uncomfortable, so he quickly turned to Leng Yi Xuan.

“Yay! Uncle is awesome!”

“Haha.”

Leng Jun Yu envied how the little guy smiled so freely. He had no worries and lived in the present.

When you’re clueless, you can be so much happier.

Leng Jun Yu handed the three fishes to Le Yao Yao. “I’ll hand the roasting part to you.”

“Alright. You two go have fun. When the fishes are ready, I’ll call you guys.”

“Mm.”

Then, Leng Jun Yu washed his hands and lifted Leng Yi Xuan onto his shoulders.

Leng Jun Yu was very tall. Compared to his son, he looked like a sturdy gigantic mountain.

Leng Yi Xuan was ecstatic and began to giggle. He loved sitting on every uncle’s shoulders. That way, he could see much further! It also made him felt like an adult.

In a few days, he would probably never hear this laughter again

On shore, Le Yao Yao began to hang the fishes on the wooden frames. She was also observing Du Gu and her son.

The two figures, one white, one black, were splashing water at each other. The low chuckling could be heard amongst the bell-like laughter.

They were so different but blended so well. It was like listening to the world’s most touching melody.

The Sun slowly shifted, and the warmth spread throughout the land. The glistening light landed on the water and created a glowing effect on both the figures.

If only time could stop here…

Dreams are always so perfect. But reality is cruel.  Continue reading “The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 277”

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 276

To my dear readers,

Thanks for your warm and supportive comments! I see them all! I will eventually answer you guys. <3    I have been super busy (I know I always say this, but it’s true). -_-” This chapter is a day late. Sorry!!

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I actually teared up when translating this one. I wonder if you guys feel sad too??? The novel is getting so draggy but there will be snu snu eventually!!!! It’s moving at a snail pace though.

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The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 275

To my dear readers,

Today, I’m in the mood to share/write. I would like to recommend a book called, “Who moved my cheese?” to you all! This book is very easy to read and super short! Basically, there are lessons in each chapter that teaches you about life. For example:

CHANGE HAPPENS (they keep moving the cheese)
ADAPT TO CHANGE QUICKLY (the quicker you let go of old cheese, the faster you can enjoy new cheese)

The “cheese” could be your work, school life, relationships, money, health, and etc. I really love this book because it’s so simple but applicable!! Sometimes, I’m guilty of being stuck in my own negative state and refusing to budge.

But I realize that no one will feel sorry for you. (Even if they do, you’re still screwed). So, just get up and keep going. I know it sounds really hard and may be very difficult, but don’t give up on whatever you’re doing!! There were many times that I had debated whether I really wanted to continue translating this novel. One of the first times when I really wanted to quit was when I got banned by Wordads (back on my original site). I still remember how I burst into tears when I found out I made $0.88 after 100000 views. I was so depressed. I felt like I was being punished for choosing a novel I enjoyed. The site made it so that I couldn’t earn any more revenue on any of my other posts. At the time, it was before chapter 50, so it wasn’t even sexual yet!!

I tried to argue with wordpress and they said they would take away the blockage, but then I never ended up making more than a dollar the following two months. I was ready to quit.

But then a reader/translator came along and helped me created another site. (Thank you, Kiki!) She taught me how to apply for adsense and helped me with a lot of the coding too. Eventually, I was approved!! I was so happy and things were good for another 100 chapters.

However, around chapter 154, I realized just how many aggregator sites were stealing my work. I was losing MILLIONS of views to sites that never even did a single thing to help me. I was so mad. I started going on these aggregator sites and arguing with readers. I told them I was the original translator and that I wanted them to read on my site. Some said ok (but continued reading on the aggregator site anyway). Some argued with me and said it was too inconvenient and that they prefer going to one site where all the novels were. I was SO PISSED.

Although I knew I had a lot of supportive readers, I felt like the readers are/were so entitled. They expected me to translate novels for free and not only do they refuse to support me by reading on my site, they deliberately chose to read elsewhere. So, I was ready to quit again.

That time, I was really really close to quitting. I don’t even remember how I carried on. (Actually, I think several people donated to me so I felt too guilty since they kinda paid me). I decided, fine. I’ll keep going for the readers that do care about me!!! I didn’t want people to feel scammed. Continue reading “The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 275”

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 274

To my dear readers,

First, I would like to thank Ulla-Lena for becoming my patron!! Lately, I have been so lucky to receive a lot more financial support from my readers. It kind of compensates for my dying site/ads. Haha. Thank you so much for choosing to support me!!!

Next, please be mindful when you are commenting. Apparently, the readers’ comments can also get my banned. So if you guys use foul language or any sexual terms, google will send bots and assume my content is super inappropriate and ban me too. *sigh*. (well, I get warnings first).

Last but not least, the chapters are getting harder and harder to translate because the writing is getting worse and worse. I know I’ve mentioned this many times and I often complain, but I’m really really serious. It is so draggy right now that my head feels like it’s literally rotting when I’m editing the raws. As a result, the chapters have gotten shorter but I’m really trying to move the story forward.

We have approximately another 17 raw chapters to go (but the chapters vary in lengths, so this might mean an additional 30 chapters or so? I will aim to finish faster if I can). I feel like the author is just trying to waste time right now. I know the chapter may probably only take you guys five minutes to read, but I am staring at it for a few hours lol (poor me).

Anyhow, I would like to thank you guys for still reading and staying with me. Thanks for not rushing me.

That’s all for now. I’ll try to translate faster but it is getting harder and harder. (Luckily, the last few chapters of the novel will make everything worth it!).

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The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 273

To my dear readers,

First of all, I would like to thank Pa V for his/her donation to me! Thank you so much for choosing to support me! It means A LOT.

Secondly, I’m in the process of working with a new ad provider. At the moment, adsense is still sending me violation reports.. aiiii…. It is tough. If you can, I would highly appreciate it if you can turn off adblock for me. Every impression matters, regardless how small.

Thirdly, this chapter took me a really long time because of how poorly it was written. I know I often complain, but it’s because if I translated exactly what the author wrote, it would be so garbage. However, I’m not skillful enough to make it smooth either. I tried my best. This is only some of the chapter. I’ll release the whole thing tomorrow. If you guys hate waiting, you can come back tomorrow and read the entire thing.

Don’t be mad at Yu. He has a good reason why he doesn’t want to reveal himself!!

—–

While Le Yao Yao stood there stiffly, she didn’t sense the man in black tremble. The moment her body touched his, it was like he was being electrocuted.

Behind the veil, the man had a very complicated expression on his face.

The moment Le Yao Yao was stabilized, the man hurriedly removed his arms.

The man took out some silver taels and placed it onto the table. Then, he turned to leave.

Seeing this, Le Yao Yao panicked. Without thinking, she reached out to grab the man’s hand. She was surprised by her own boldness.

Originally, her eyes were covered in tears. But now, she was blushing.

However, what happened next was totally unexpected.

The man ruthlessly flung her hand off him. At that moment, Le Yao Yao felt as if her heart had shattered. Her eyes were wide open. At first, she was stunned. Then, she felt pitiful.

If he was really Yu, he would never push her away…

But if he wasn’t Yu, how come she sensed such a familiar Yu vibe from him? Aside from the sound of his voice, everything else belonged to Yu…

Thinking of this, Le Yao Yao’s head was a mess.

“Sorry, I’m not used to people touching me.” the man coldly stated.

“I s-should be the one to apologize. I was too rash…” she whispered.

Le Yao Yao tried to hold it in and she looked down. Her eyelashes were so long that it concealed her disappointment.

But through her broken voice, it was clear she was devastated.

She looked so poignant. 

He really wanted to hold onto her; shelter her from wind and rain; hold up the sky for her. 

But that is no longer something he was capable of…

Thinking of this, the man in black clenched his fists, digging his fingers into his palms.

“I’m sorry.” With one hand, Le Yao Yao covered her mouth to drown out her sobbing. With the other, she grabbed Leng Yi Xuan and ran.

Right now, she was wounded. She just wanted to find a spot to heal…

Le Yao Yao had no clue that the moment she turned around, the man reached out his hand behind her.

It was as if he wanted to hold on. But ultimately, it just stayed in midair.

—–

“Mother, please stop crying! Xuan’er doesn’t like to see you cry.”

Leng Yi Xuan was too little to understand why his mother was crying, but he felt terrible.

So, he reached out his soft, white hand and began tugging on Le Yao Yao’s hand; begging.

Leng Yi Xuan looked so cute, but was practically a miniature version of Yu.

Seeing this, Le Yao Yao felt more depressed. She wrapped her arms around her son and began to wail.

“Yu…Yu! I miss you. I miss you so much!!!!”

Leng Yi Xuan didn’t know who Yu was, but he was starting to turn teary because of his mom.

However, he tried to hold in the tears and acted like an adult. He lightly patted Le Yao Yao’s back and soothed, “Mommy, stop crying, ok? Be good! If mommy is unhappy, then tell Xuan’er. If someone dares to bully mommy, Xuan’er will help mommy get revenge!” Xuan’er stated with his baby voice. He had a determined look on his face.

Who’s actually the mom now? Who’s the son? Have they switched roles?

Thinking of this, Le Yao Yao couldn’t help but giggle. Leng Yi Xuan felt relieved.

“Good girl, mommy! Xuan’er will always remain by your side. If there are bad guys, Xuan’er will protect mommy!”

Deep down, Xuan’er decided he must grow and be a strong man in the future. That way, he will be able to chase down the bad guys and protect his mommy from getting bullied!

Fortunately, although she lost Yu, she had Xuan’er by her side

—–

While Le Yao Yao was being comforted, she had no idea that the room next to hers stood a person as cold as ice.

The Sun was shining onto the man, but the heat of the universe would not be able to warm the man’s heart.

The aura he gave off was like he came from 18 levels of Hell.

This gorgeous man was no other than Leng Jun Yu!!

Although Leng Jun Yu was only a wall apart from her, he would never reveal his existence.

For the past five years, his only goal was to stay alive so that he could see her again. Even if it was just one look…

He finally made it back, but

Thinking of this, Leng Jun Yu’s eyes were filled with pain. He had to vent out his sorrows and smashed the chair next to him.

The chair instantly split into pieces.

Blood began to slowly drip out of Leng Jun Yu’s fist.

But, the blood was purplish red. Continue reading “The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 273”

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 272

To my dear readers,

Thank you for being patient. Sorry for being slow. I am really really really really REALLY busy these days. Please enjoy this chapter. Please turn off adblock!

Chapter 272: Confused

“Please be a good person until the very end, young master! Our parents died when we were young. Ever since then, we have been performing in order to survive. Now that we have offended the evil men, they will never let us perform here in peace again!”

Xiao Kui grabbed her sister and the both of them got down on their knees as they continuously bowed and pleaded.

Seeing this, Le Yao Yao felt conflicted. She was the one who interfered and angered the men. Now, the girls have lost their place to work.

But she already has enough people serving her. Not to mention, right now, she had no intentions of returning home and has no idea where she will go next. So, Le Yao Yao took out a hundred silver taels in banknote and handed it to Xiao Kui.

Xiao Kui instantly shook her head and refused. “Young master, Xiao Kui doesn’t want money. Xiao Kui only wants young master to take us in and let us stay by your side.”

“Just take it. I don’t have a permanent address right now. I’m travelling around the country. Since you have no parents to take care of, you two can leave Dali and find another place to settle down. Or perhaps, you two can go to the number one manor house. As long as you tell them I’m the one who sent you, they will let you stay.”

Since Le Yao Yao thought Xiao Kui was a bright girl, she decided it was alright for the girls to go to the number one manor house. The only thing that the number one manor house could use more of was talented individuals.

Hearing this, Xiao Kui paused for a moment and then accepted the offer.

“What should we call you by, young master?”

“My first name is Le. And my name consists of one Yao.”

“Alright, thanks Master Le. We will head to the number one manor house now.”

Xiao Kui and Xiao En stood up from the ground and thanked Le Yao Yao once again before they departed.

Shortly after their departure, over a dozen men with huge knives and swords stormed in. They looked sinister and vicious.

Le Yao Yao couldn’t help but crinkle her brows. They were sure fast. Originally, she didn’t want to cause any more trouble. After all, Xuan’er was here. She was afraid he would be injured during the process.

But now, it was too late to run.

Oh well. If she can’t run, she’ll just deal with it.

Xiong Tian Ba glanced up and noticed Le Yao Yao on the second floor. He pointed and screeched, “It’s probably that guy! Get him!”

“Yes!”

His crew began to run up the stairs. Seeing this, Le Yao Yao took out her soft sword from her waist and prepared to fight with them until the end.

But halfway up the stairs, the staircase suddenly split in the center and collapsed.

The men screamed as all of them fell off. Continue reading “The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 272”