The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 275

To my dear readers,

Today, I’m in the mood to share/write. I would like to recommend a book called, “Who moved my cheese?” to you all! This book is very easy to read and super short! Basically, there are lessons in each chapter that teaches you about life. For example:

CHANGE HAPPENS (they keep moving the cheese)
ADAPT TO CHANGE QUICKLY (the quicker you let go of old cheese, the faster you can enjoy new cheese)

The “cheese” could be your work, school life, relationships, money, health, and etc. I really love this book because it’s so simple but applicable!! Sometimes, I’m guilty of being stuck in my own negative state and refusing to budge.

But I realize that no one will feel sorry for you. (Even if they do, you’re still screwed). So, just get up and keep going. I know it sounds really hard and may be very difficult, but don’t give up on whatever you’re doing!! There were many times that I had debated whether I really wanted to continue translating this novel. One of the first times when I really wanted to quit was when I got banned by Wordads (back on my original site). I still remember how I burst into tears when I found out I made $0.88 after 100000 views. I was so depressed. I felt like I was being punished for choosing a novel I enjoyed. The site made it so that I couldn’t earn any more revenue on any of my other posts. At the time, it was before chapter 50, so it wasn’t even steamy yet!!

I tried to argue with wordpress and they said they would take away the blockage, but then I never ended up making more than a dollar the following two months. I was ready to quit.

But then a reader/translator came along and helped me created another site. (Thank you, Kiki!) She taught me how to apply for adsense and helped me with a lot of the coding too. Eventually, I was approved!! I was so happy and things were good for another 100 chapters.

However, around chapter 154, I realized just how many aggregator sites were stealing my work. I was losing MILLIONS of views to sites that never even did a single thing to help me. I was so mad. I started going on these aggregator sites and arguing with readers. I told them I was the original translator and that I wanted them to read on my site. Some said ok (but continued reading on the aggregator site anyway). Some argued with me and said it was too inconvenient and that they prefer going to one site where all the novels were. I was SO PISSED.

Although I knew I had a lot of supportive readers, I felt like the readers are/were so entitled. They expected me to translate novels for free and not only do they refuse to support me by reading on my site, they deliberately chose to read elsewhere. So, I was ready to quit again.

That time, I was really really close to quitting. I don’t even remember how I carried on. (Actually, I think several people donated to me so I felt too guilty since they kinda paid me). I decided, fine. I’ll keep going for the readers that do care about me!!! I didn’t want people to feel scammed. Continue reading “The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 275”

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 274

To my dear readers,

First, I would like to thank Ulla-Lena for becoming my patron!! Lately, I have been so lucky to receive a lot more financial support from my readers. It kind of compensates for my dying site/ads. Haha. Thank you so much for choosing to support me!!!

Next, please be mindful when you are commenting. Apparently, the readers’ comments can also get my banned. So if you guys use foul language or any steamy terms, google will send bots and assume my content is super inappropriate and ban me too. *sigh*. (well, I get warnings first).

Last but not least, the chapters are getting harder and harder to translate because the writing is getting worse and worse. I know I’ve mentioned this many times and I often complain, but I’m really really serious. It is so draggy right now that my head feels like it’s literally rotting when I’m editing the raws. As a result, the chapters have gotten shorter but I’m really trying to move the story forward.

We have approximately another 17 raw chapters to go (but the chapters vary in lengths, so this might mean an additional 30 chapters or so? I will aim to finish faster if I can). I feel like the author is just trying to waste time right now. I know the chapter may probably only take you guys five minutes to read, but I am staring at it for a few hours lol (poor me).

Anyhow, I would like to thank you guys for still reading and staying with me. Thanks for not rushing me.

That’s all for now. I’ll try to translate faster but it is getting harder and harder. (Luckily, the last few chapters of the novel will make everything worth it!).

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Here is the chapter

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 273

To my dear readers,

First of all, I would like to thank Pa V for his/her donation to me! Thank you so much for choosing to support me! It means A LOT.

Secondly, I’m in the process of working with a new ad provider. At the moment, adsense is still sending me violation reports.. aiiii…. It is tough. If you can, I would highly appreciate it if you can turn off adblock for me. Every impression matters, regardless how small.

Thirdly, this chapter took me a really long time because of how poorly it was written. I know I often complain, but it’s because if I translated exactly what the author wrote, it would be so garbage. However, I’m not skillful enough to make it smooth either. I tried my best. This is only some of the chapter. I’ll release the whole thing tomorrow. If you guys hate waiting, you can come back tomorrow and read the entire thing.

Don’t be mad at Yu. He has a good reason why he doesn’t want to reveal himself!!

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While Le Yao Yao stood there stiffly, she didn’t sense the man in black tremble. The moment her body touched his, it was like he was being electrocuted.

Behind the veil, the man had a very complicated expression on his face.

The moment Le Yao Yao was stabilized, the man hurriedly removed his arms.

The man took out some silver taels and placed it onto the table. Then, he turned to leave.

Seeing this, Le Yao Yao panicked. Without thinking, she reached out to grab the man’s hand. She was surprised by her own boldness.

Originally, her eyes were covered in tears. But now, she was blushing.

However, what happened next was totally unexpected.

The man ruthlessly flung her hand off him. At that moment, Le Yao Yao felt as if her heart had shattered. Her eyes were wide open. At first, she was stunned. Then, she felt pitiful.

If he was really Yu, he would never push her away…

But if he wasn’t Yu, how come she sensed such a familiar Yu vibe from him? Aside from the sound of his voice, everything else belonged to Yu…

Thinking of this, Le Yao Yao’s head was a mess.

“Sorry, I’m not used to people touching me.” the man coldly stated.

“I s-should be the one to apologize. I was too rash…” she whispered.

Le Yao Yao tried to hold it in and she looked down. Her eyelashes were so long that it concealed her disappointment.

But through her broken voice, it was clear she was devastated.

She looked so poignant. 

He really wanted to hold onto her; shelter her from wind and rain; hold up the sky for her. 

But that is no longer something he was capable of…

Thinking of this, the man in black clenched his fists, digging his fingers into his palms.

“I’m sorry.” With one hand, Le Yao Yao covered her mouth to drown out her sobbing. With the other, she grabbed Leng Yi Xuan and ran.

Right now, she was wounded. She just wanted to find a spot to heal…

Le Yao Yao had no clue that the moment she turned around, the man reached out his hand behind her.

It was as if he wanted to hold on. But ultimately, it just stayed in midair.

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“Mother, please stop crying! Xuan’er doesn’t like to see you cry.”

Leng Yi Xuan was too little to understand why his mother was crying, but he felt terrible.

So, he reached out his soft, white hand and began tugging on Le Yao Yao’s hand; begging.

Leng Yi Xuan looked so cute, but was practically a miniature version of Yu.

Seeing this, Le Yao Yao felt more depressed. She wrapped her arms around her son and began to wail.

“Yu…Yu! I miss you. I miss you so much!!!!”

Leng Yi Xuan didn’t know who Yu was, but he was starting to turn teary because of his mom.

However, he tried to hold in the tears and acted like an adult. He lightly patted Le Yao Yao’s back and soothed, “Mommy, stop crying, ok? Be good! If mommy is unhappy, then tell Xuan’er. If someone dares to bully mommy, Xuan’er will help mommy get revenge!” Xuan’er stated with his baby voice. He had a determined look on his face.

Who’s actually the mom now? Who’s the son? Have they switched roles?

Thinking of this, Le Yao Yao couldn’t help but giggle. Leng Yi Xuan felt relieved.

“Good girl, mommy! Xuan’er will always remain by your side. If there are bad guys, Xuan’er will protect mommy!”

Deep down, Xuan’er decided he must grow and be a strong man in the future. That way, he will be able to chase down the bad guys and protect his mommy from getting bullied!

Fortunately, although she lost Yu, she had Xuan’er by her side

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While Le Yao Yao was being comforted, she had no idea that the room next to hers stood a person as cold as ice.

The Sun was shining onto the man, but the heat of the universe would not be able to warm the man’s heart.

The aura he gave off was like he came from 18 levels of Hell.

This gorgeous man was no other than Leng Jun Yu!!

Although Leng Jun Yu was only a wall apart from her, he would never reveal his existence.

For the past five years, his only goal was to stay alive so that he could see her again. Even if it was just one look…

He finally made it back, but

Thinking of this, Leng Jun Yu’s eyes were filled with pain. He had to vent out his sorrows and smashed the chair next to him.

The chair instantly split into pieces.

Blood began to slowly drip out of Leng Jun Yu’s fist.

But, the blood was purplish red. Continue reading “The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 273”

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 272

To my dear readers,

Thank you for being patient. Sorry for being slow. I am really really really really REALLY busy these days. Please enjoy this chapter. Please turn off adblock!

Chapter 272: Confused

“Please be a good person until the very end, young master! Our parents died when we were young. Ever since then, we have been performing in order to survive. Now that we have offended the evil men, they will never let us perform here in peace again!”

Xiao Kui grabbed her sister and the both of them got down on their knees as they continuously bowed and pleaded.

Seeing this, Le Yao Yao felt conflicted. She was the one who interfered and angered the men. Now, the girls have lost their place to work.

But she already has enough people serving her. Not to mention, right now, she had no intentions of returning home and has no idea where she will go next. So, Le Yao Yao took out a hundred silver taels in banknote and handed it to Xiao Kui.

Xiao Kui instantly shook her head and refused. “Young master, Xiao Kui doesn’t want money. Xiao Kui only wants young master to take us in and let us stay by your side.”

“Just take it. I don’t have a permanent address right now. I’m travelling around the country. Since you have no parents to take care of, you two can leave Dali and find another place to settle down. Or perhaps, you two can go to the number one manor house. As long as you tell them I’m the one who sent you, they will let you stay.”

Since Le Yao Yao thought Xiao Kui was a bright girl, she decided it was alright for the girls to go to the number one manor house. The only thing that the number one manor house could use more of was talented individuals.

Hearing this, Xiao Kui paused for a moment and then accepted the offer.

“What should we call you by, young master?”

“My first name is Le. And my name consists of one Yao.”

“Alright, thanks Master Le. We will head to the number one manor house now.”

Xiao Kui and Xiao En stood up from the ground and thanked Le Yao Yao once again before they departed.

Shortly after their departure, over a dozen men with huge knives and swords stormed in. They looked sinister and vicious.

Le Yao Yao couldn’t help but crinkle her brows. They were sure fast. Originally, she didn’t want to cause any more trouble. After all, Xuan’er was here. She was afraid he would be injured during the process.

But now, it was too late to run.

Oh well. If she can’t run, she’ll just deal with it.

Xiong Tian Ba glanced up and noticed Le Yao Yao on the second floor. He pointed and screeched, “It’s probably that guy! Get him!”

“Yes!”

His crew began to run up the stairs. Seeing this, Le Yao Yao took out her soft sword from her waist and prepared to fight with them until the end.

But halfway up the stairs, the staircase suddenly split in the center and collapsed.

The men screamed as all of them fell off. Continue reading “The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 272”

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 271

To my dear readers,

I’m going to release the whole chapter here but in the future, I might split it (so I post one portion and then the other part much later). How the heck can I combat these evil people from stealing? Uggghhhhh….anyhow, please turn off your adblock for me. I need all the ad impressions I can get. T_T.

Since Le Yao Yao was sitting on the second floor, she could see everything that was happening below her. (Please refer to the picture if you’re confused)

The taverns in the past are all designed like this. So people on the second floor can always see what’s happening on the first floor.

The man who slammed the table was a bulky sinister-looking man. With one look, it was obvious that he was trouble.

In front of him were two cute looking sisters. They were each holding a pipa*. They performed for a living.

Did you guys know I play this instrument? This is called the pipa!!! Maybe I’ll show you one day. <3

The middle-aged man must have ill intentions towards the two girls.

Thinking of this, Le Yao Yao scrunched her brows.

Who would’ve thought such a lovely city would have so many pervs? Last night, she encountered a few, and now there’s a group. 

Although she wasn’t the target this time, Le Yao Yao couldn’t let the two girls be bullied.

The two girls were roughly around 14-15 years of age. They were dressed in very plain clothing. It was clear that they came from a poor background. Or else, they wouldn’t be performing for money.

However, since the girls had no background or wealth, they were easy targets for hooligans.

While Le Yao Yao was thinking, one of the men from the group snarled at the girls. “It is an honour that I, Xiong Tian Ba, showed interested in you girls. Yet, rather than accepting, you prefer the punishment?!”

His voice sounded like a warning. Now, the entire tavern was dead silent.

Le Yao Yao scanned her eyes around the tavern. She could see many people gazing at the girls with pitiful eyes. Some of them seemed concerned, but not a single person stood up to save the beauties.

“S-sir, we sisters ..sell our music, not our bodies…”

The girl’s voice was so timid that it was heartbreaking to hear. However, Xiong Tian Ba completely disregarded it and reached out to pull one of the girls in his arms.

Although the girl tried to beg and resist, he continued to grope and touch her body in public.

Seeing this, the other sister immediately tried to save her sister. But, it was like hitting a stone with an egg.

Xiong Tian Ba reached out his free hand and grabbed the other sister. Then, he laughed like an a$$hole!

“Haha! Not bad! I like how you come into my arms so willingly!”

Hearing this, the other men around his table began to snicker. “Congratulations, big brother! You have caught another beauty!”

“Release us, you evil man!”

Although the girls knew they were no match for him, they kept trying to break free. Suddenly, one of them savagely bit Xiong Tian Ba’s hand.

Xiong Tian Ba yelped. His smiling face instantly turned dark. There was an ominous glint in his eyes. He lifted his hand and was about to slap the girl across the face.

Everyone held in their breath. The girl closed her eyes and accepted her fate.

But just as the girl was about to get slapped, Xiong Tian Ba shrieked in pain.

“Ahhhhh! F**k!!”

The crowd couldn’t believe their eyes. There was a chopstick that had gone through Xiong Tian Ba’s palm!

Blood was oozing out like crazy. Everything happened too suddenly.

But, the common people were overjoyed. They started to cheer.

Xiong Tian Ba was a very despicable person. But he got away with almost all his dirty crimes since he had relatively strong martial arts and many people feared him. So now that he was hurt, the common people felt great!

Xiong Tian Ba’s crew immediately stood up and pulled out their swords.

“Which scoundrel did this? Come out this second!” they shouted. Continue reading “The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 271”

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 270

To my dear readers,

Firstly, I would like to thank Donald C for his generous donation to me! Thank you so much for your support. I got your message and I’m glad you liked, “Your Highness, I know my wrongs” as well as “The Eunuch is Pregnant”! It means a lot when readers support me by donating because sometimes the amount you guys donate/pledge is more than how much a book would cost in a bookstore. It makes me feel very valued and lucky.

Secondly, I’ve been having issues with my site again. The pages are now cleared but adsense is so strict and keeps flagging me every other day. T_T. So sad. The chapters that have issues aren’t even steamy. (For example, the chapter that Le Yao Yao hurt her foot and Yu picked her up and carried her into his room to put ointment on her foot. HOW IS THAT INAPPROPRIATE?? JEEZ) There was another chapter that Le Yao Yao stuffed meat buns in Nangong Jun Xi’s clothes so his chest became the roaring sea. LOL (it was before the talent show). But yeah, you get the idea. I keep getting violation reports and they keep restricting my ads. Now, I’m earning 20-30% less than I was last year at this time. T_T

Regardless, I’m still going to continue with the translations. It’s just getting harder and harder because the writing keeps getting worse (so the editing takes longer and my brain is slow). It is so draggy and I just want to fast forward to the end. Continue reading “The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 270”

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 269

To my dear readers,

Sorry for the long wait. I’m having issues with my site again. But some of the chapters weren’t even inappropriate. I’m so worried to even use that word now. Aaaaiii. I am appealing. This is so ridiculous.

Also, readlightnovel won’t stop stealing my work. It’s driving me insane.

Here’s chapter 269. I am thinking of ways to combat the bots but not annoy you guys at the same time. Aaaaaiii.

Le Yao Yao felt depressed when faced with Leng Yi Xuan’s innocent question.

Poor child. He lost his daddy before he was born

“Xuan’er, your daddy has never left us. In fact, he sees us on a daily basis. Your daddy is in Heaven. Every night, the brightest star is your father. He’s been watching over us this whole time!”

Leng Yi Xuan acted like he truly understood. But before he could reply, he was distracted by what was happening in front of him.

Because the cooking competition was over. Now, the chefs were placing their dishes on separate plates for the judges and the common people to try.

The common people could vote for the one they liked the most.

Since Le Yao Yao and Leng Yi Xuan were standing in the front row, the chefs all handed the plate to the adorable Yi Xuan.

So, Le Yao Yao and her son were lucky enough to be one of the common people selected.

In no time, Leng Yi Xuan’s mouth was all oily. Le Yao Yao smiled and gently asked, “Xuan’er, do you like it?”

“Mmm! Yummy!! Mom- daddy, you try it too!”

Leng Yi Xuan sweetly handed the simmer fried spare ribs to Le Yao Yao. Although the simmer fried spare ribs were sour, Le Yao Yao felt a sweetness overdose.

“Daddy, does it taste good?” Leng Yi Xuan beamed.

“Yes.”

Le Yao Yao didn’t care to stay for the outcome of the competition. So, after eating, she left with Leng Yi Xuan.

After walking around for the entire afternoon, they were almost done with downtown Dali. By now, it was nearly sunset.

If they weren’t interrupted by vulgar voices, Le Yao Yao would’ve thought the day was perfect.

“Oh!? I see a handsome young gentleman!” jeered a man. Then, several guys snickered.

Le Yao Yao looked up to view the source of the voice. She frowned and looked disgusted.

Standing ahead of her were a few men dressed in extravagant clothing. However, they looked like hooligans. They were roughly around twenty years of age. It was obvious that they came from wealthy backgrounds and were the type that loved stirring trouble.

They were the type of people that Le Yao Yao despised the most. She hated how they were staring at her with their perverted eyes.

After experiencing so much, Le Yao Yao could instantly tell their sinister thoughts.

They must be interested in men!

Le Yao Yao thought it was kind of funny. Regardless if she disguised as a woman or man, she still had trouble following her around.

Oh well. Although they outnumbered her, they were no match for her. After all, she was a disciple of the Tianshan Daoist! If she couldn’t even defeat these losers, she would cause her sifu to lose face!

At this moment, the men were rubbing their palms together, smiling perversely.

“Hoho! This young master looks very delicate. Are you interested in playing with us? We promise to give you a good time!”

“Yes, beauty! You look pretty good! Your skin looks as smooth as a cracked hard boiled egg. I really want to touch…”

“Hey. Old Li, you’re too impatient. You’ll be able to touch soon enough!”

“Hue hue hue! But this is one quality beauty! He looks better than all the boy toys I’ve seen!”

“Not only is he attractive, the child is good too! I am getting excited just thinking about it!”

“Hey, you even want to do it with the child? Your taste is too strong! Then again, the child is high quality as well!”  Continue reading “The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 269”

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 268

To my dear readers,

I would like to thank Carmen for her generous donation to me! Thank you so much for your support. I got your message. I’ve been so lucky this week to have received so much support!! Thank you, my dear readers. Any time you guys choose to donate or pledge to me, it makes a huge difference.

Anyhow, I’m including the chapter right below because I’m trying to make it difficult for the aggregator sites. Some of them steal the entire thing and there are others who delete my announcement posts but post the chapter like it belongs to them.

If they’re going to steal my work, I’m going to make them get a human to manually remove it.

I found out more sites that have been stealing 6 figure of views from me. This is so sad.

If you’re reading on my site, I would like to thank you. Please consider turning off adblock. Generally speaking, we earn one cent per reader. Actually, I just calculated, it’s less than $0.50 per a thousand views. Since people use adblock, it’s around $0.30 per a thousand views. I’ve lost about 2000 readers. T_T

Nonetheless, keep reading and thanks for all the kind words, support, and love.

By the time they had arrived back at the number one manor house, it was already midnight.

Everyone was exhausted. The group separated and went back to their respective courtyards. It was time to bathe and sleep.

However, Le Yao Yao laid in bed for four hours and couldn’t sleep at all. She gazed at the clear moon and continuously flipped back and forth.

She was very tired and sore, but she just couldn’t sleep.

The moment she closed her eyes, she would see the bloody dream she had. She also remembered the tall figure she saw during the day.

What if she wasn’t hallucinating? What if Yu was actually back? 

But if he was back, why would he stare at her from afar and not reach out to her? 

Could the dream she had be an omen?

Lately, Le Yao Yao’s intuition was telling her that Yu wasn’t dead. He was just in trouble.

If that was the case, she must go find him!

Regardless how difficult, she will find him and assist him!

They were husband and wife. Although they haven’t officially gone through the marriage ceremony, Le Yao Yao was set on him.

Naturally, they must enjoy blessings and endure misfortunes together!

Thinking of this, Le Yao Yao instantly sat upright. She looked around the room and saw Leng Yi Xuan sleeping soundly.

Le Yao Yao hopped off the bed and went over to the desk. She grinded the ink stick and began to write.

After completing her letter, Le Yao Yao placed it in an envelope and left it on the table. Then, she packed a few outfits and grabbed a stash of banknotes in the value of silver.

When Le Yao Yao finished all her tasks, she stood in front of the window and gazed at the moon.

Tonight, she will leave without saying goodbye. It was irresponsible of her, but she had no other option.

Her heart was determined that Yu was alive. But no one else believed her.

If she continued to push it, they will think she had turned insane. There was no way that her family and friends would support her and let her find Yu.

So, it was time that she left and look for him on her own. Even if Yu was truly gone, at least she could explore the world and not waste her transmigrated life.

Thinking of this, Le Yao Yao picked up the sack and placed it over her shoulder. Then, with one arm, she gently lifted her cute son and attentively covered him with a cloak.

Next, Le Yao Yao leaped onto the roof and disappeared into the night.

But Le Yao Yao had no idea that after she left, a figure in black entered the number one manor house like a ghost.

The figure made no sound at all. To be as undetectable as him, his martial arts must be at a very high level.

The figure managed to avoid all the guards and ultimately stopped outside of Winter Gardens.

Aside from the hung faint lantern by the door, there was no visible light coming from inside Winter Gardens.

The man stood quietly and waited outside. In a matter of seconds, the shut door was opened. “Who are you?”

Dongfang Bai had always been a light sleeper. So, he immediately sensed the man when he arrived at his courtyard.

But when Dongfang Bai saw the tall figure dressed in black, he froze.

The figure looked so familiar… it looked almost like…

But how was that possible?

Suddenly, the man in black turned around to face Dongfang Bai. He slowly removed his conical hat that concealed his face. Continue reading “The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 268”

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 267

To my dear readers,

I would like to thank CC Je and Malina for their generous donations to me! Both CC Je and Malina have donated to me previously. Thank you so much for your support and kind words!! I’m so lucky to have such supportive readers!

It really means a lot to me. I read all your comments (even though I rarely respond nowadays).

Anyhow, we’re around 200 chapters of the raws. That means, there are only 20 raw chapters left. But the chapters are SO LONG. I edited a chapter last night and it had over 12000 Chinese characters. I have to split it into 3-4 chapters… sigh. That means, I highly doubt I’ll be able to finish by chapter 300. I really want to skip all the sad stuff and get to the end, but if I do that, you guys will be so confused. T_T

Anyhow, this is a snippet of SG. Come back in an hour or two for the actual chapter! I’ll link it at the bottom.

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But at around 5pm, Shen Shaonu suddenly entered the room while I was deep in my slumber. She was holding a basin as she loudly hollered, “Yixin sister! Let’s go soak in the hot spring!”

“Ugh…..” I had my face buried underneath my blanket, but Shen Shaonu lifted the blanket and ruthlessly dragged my arm to pull me out.

“Ah….Suyang! Shen Shaoqian! Save me!!! Shaonu is bullying me! Who can save me?!” My eyes were still closed and my voice sounded hoarse from my sleep.

“Psssh! They’re already gone! Yixin sister, let’s hurry. I want to go to the hot springs while Suyang brother is still there!”

“It’s not a mixed spring… Shaonu, allow this sister to teach you. In the world, there are male public baths and there are female public baths.”

I sat in a lotus position as I uttered these meaningful and heartfelt words.

Shen Shaonu crossed her arms and acted like a love-struck fool. She had a cunning smile on her face, “I know. But I heard that the male and female Japanese public baths are only separated by a wall. The moment I imagine Suyang brother’s naked body on the other side, I feel so emotional!”

People! Lady boss!  If you don’t block this girl now, your wall from your spa hotel will most likely be knocked down!

If I could speak Japanese, I would definitely tell on her.

Since I didn’t have much of a reaction, Shen Shaonu narrowed her eyes and raised her nose at me, “Although you and Suyang brother are together right now, it doesn’t necessarily mean you guys will be together forever! I will keep pursuing him until I succeed!”

“You’re supposed to wish us well! Sigh… do whatever you want. Since you’ve made so much effort to wake me up, let’s go and soak in the hot spring….”

I stood up and brought my towel and bath products as I followed behind Shen Shaonu and headed towards the hot springs.

This was the first time I’ve ever been to a Japanese hot spring. Most likely, there weren’t many visitors in this hotel as Shen Shaonu and I were the only two people inside.

The moment we entered, Shen Shaonu headed straight to the wall and shouted, “Suyang brother, are you guys there?!”

No response.

“Suyang brother! Are you guys there?!” Shen Shaonu attempted again as she knocked on the wall.

Again, there was no response.

“I guess they’re finished.” Then, Shen Shaonu turned around and resentfully glared at me, “Yixin sister, you were too slow! We’re too late….”

No. They’re probably still there. They’re simply ignoring you.

I didn’t say that out loud though. I was afraid to hurt Shen Shaonu’s maiden heart.

I sat in the hot spring and placed my back lightly against the natural rock as I felt my body ascending along with the water vapor. I felt as if my stresses and thoughts were also evaporating; leaving behind only my relaxed self.

While we were enjoying the whole spring to ourselves, another person came in.

“Wah…..!”

I could hear Shen Shaonu staring and gasping at the other individual. Just as I was about to teach her some manners, I also took a glimpse at the woman.

Subconsciously, my mouth widened and I exclaimed, “Mother!”

Her golden hair spilled over her shoulders and her five facial features were comparable to a fine china doll. Her blue eyes were like diamonds and her smooth skin was the colour of white milk. Based on my observations, her 3 sizes were 82/64/84..

Was she human? Or were we dealing with a sexy fox that specialized in bewitching earthlings?   

For some strange reasons, she sat next to me when she could’ve sat anywhere. I instantly felt very inferior and restless.

“Psshh….” Looking at me, Shen Shaonu shook her head.

“What are you psshing about?”

“You are both women, but the difference is substantial.”

“Aren’t you a woman as well?” I retorted.

Shen Shaonu shook her head, “I’m not. I’m still a teenager going through puberty. But Yixin sister, you’ve already passed the age to develop. I reckon that it’ll only be a downward spiral for you.”

I used my finger and flicked Shen Shaonu’s forehead. Then I muttered quietly, “Who told you I have stopped developing, huh? I still have a chance to grow, ok….”

“How?”

Darn it. Shen Shaonu actually heard me.

My face was red and I remained silent. Child, why are you so curious?

“You guys are Chinese?” The woman with the devil figure spoke up next to me. Shen Shaonu and I were stunned. Based on her appearances, we assumed she was a foreigner…

“You can speak Chinese?” I asked; impressed.

The beautiful woman smiled, “My mother is Chinese, and I grew up in China.”

Ahh…her smile! I feel tipsy…!

“Hello. My name is Shen Shaonu! You can just call me Shaonu. The woman next to me is an elder sister of mines. Her name is Lin Yixin.”

What elder sister…?! I gave Shen Shaonu a warning glare to keep her mouth shut.

Currently, the three of us were sitting together. Shen Shaonu was sitting on my left, while the woman with the devil figure was sitting on my right.

“Lin Yixin. Shen Shaonu. I have memorized it. Hi, my name is Anna.” Anna amiably extended her hand. I shook it. Based on how delicate she looked, I was surprised by how hard her grip was.

“Your skin is very good.”

Anna didn’t seem like she had any intentions of releasing my hand.

I stared at her with my eyes opened wide, “What? Yours is obviously much better…”

Suddenly, we heard a basin dropping from the other side of the wall. Shen Shaonu stretched her neck out like a giraffe as she stared at the wall. Then, she abandoned me and swam towards that direction.

“How do you maintain it?” Anna asked as her hand began to gradually move up my arm.

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By the way, in Chinese, we usually say the name and then add a suffix at the end to indicate whether they are older or younger. That’s why I translated it as Yixin sister and Suyang brother. But in English, we tend to add the brother and sister in front of the name. Sorry if it’s confusing.

In Chinese, the age thing is a big deal. So, we have words that are so specific; to the point you would know exactly which uncle is being referred to (Ex. the elder uncle from the father’s side). Whereas, in English, when someone says uncle, you have no idea whether it’s a younger or an elder uncle and which side of the family he’s from unless indicated.

In Chinese, we refer to almost anyone older than us either as an “auntie”, “uncle”, “grandma”, “grandpa” even if they’re not biologically related to us. So, it would be “Katie aunt” or “Sam uncle”. The title is necessary to show respect. It is inappropriate to call someone by their names if they’re older than you. So, when I refer to my brother, I literally say, “brother” when I speak in Cantonese LOL. (But when I’m speaking in English, I just say his name)

Chapter 267

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 266

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“I’m not obligated to tell you anything!”

Hearing this, Qi Ying Ying stuck out her tongue. “Fine! You don’t have to tell me. I’m not interested in knowing anyway!” she fumed.

“Humph! I would hope so.” Then, Dongfang Bai turned around and wouldn’t face Qi Ying Ying any longer. Hence, he had no idea that disappointment flashed through her eyes.

Soon, Le Yao Yao brought Leng Yi Xuan along and joined them again.

It was currently noon. Since there was quite some time before the lantern festival, Dongfang Bai suggested heading down the mountain to walk around first.

Leng Yi Xuan was the most supportive of this idea. After all, Leng Yi Xuan had been raised in the Palace ever since he was born. He rarely had the opportunity to go out.

So, Yi Xuan couldn’t wait to explore! Woo hoo!

It was a two hour ride down the mountain. Along the way, Le Yao Yao and Qi Ying Ying played and teased Leng Yi Xuan on the horse carriage.

Since Yi Xuan was a child, his thoughts and beliefs were very innocent and ridiculous. Whatever that came out of his mouth brought a lot of joy to others.

As for Dongfang Bai, he sat on his personal horse as he followed alongside with the carriage. When he heard the metallic laughter coming from the carriage, he could picture Yao Yao’s brilliant smile in his mind.

Thinking of this, Dongfang Bai was in a great mood.

Two hours later, the group finally arrived on the main street off the mountain.

Since today was a lovely day, there were many common people shopping and strolling on the streets. The streets were filled with countless of stalls and stores. People could find anything their hearts desired. There were stores that sold rice, food ingredients, fruits, silk, clothes, antiques, makeup, and etc.

In addition, there were many performers showing off stunts. Some of them were flipping in mid air, twirling plates, spitting out fire… there was even a dog that leaped through a fire hoop! Continue reading “The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 266”

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