The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 225

To my dear readers,

Surprise!! This is the bonus chapter I owe Yuuko. I still owe her 1 more. I’ll double check another time.

This chapter is extremely explicit so please DO NOT read in public. Viewer discretion is advised.

P.S. Please read the contest details on chapter 221. The deadline is on June 22nd!! Don’t forget to click LIKE on the facebook fanpage!

https://www.facebook.com/theeunuchispregnant/ <– If there are 300 LIKES by June 22nd, that’s another 20 points! Each written review counts for 1 point (either on facebook or novelupdates).

100 points = 10 bonus chapters in July

Fan fic = 1 point
Artwork = 2 points
MV/anything media related = 3 points

Please note that your submissions may be revealed to the world. I am proud of you guys!!

By the way, I don’t have any more chapters. I need to edit the Chinese raws before I can translate more and that will take a long longggggggggg time.

P.S. My mom thinks the novel is a lot dirtier now that she has read my translations. I told her it’s the author’s writing but she just sucks at it (addictive plot though). She thinks I am the one adding all the sexual parts. -_- I’m not that creative, ok!?!

I have to write another 300 words for the bots to steal… I can’t think of anything else to say. Please support me by reading all my other translations and turning off adblock.

Note: I said I am not going to be taking any novel requests and on that same post, a reader asked me to translate something else. Omg…aaaiiiii. You guys should learn how to read Chinese instead.

你要学中文
你 = you
要 = need/want (depends on context)
学 = learn
中文 = Chinese

In Chinese, we don’t have the word “to”. So, it’s literally, “You need learn Chinese.”

You should know how to type 你 by now. You can type 要 by typing “yao”. 学 is “xue”. 中文 is “zhong wen”.

I can’t teach you guys the tones but make sure you get the tones correct if you are speaking. If your tone is off, you may be saying something entirely different.

Practice makes perfect. It will probably take you guys a few years if you are determined to learn. Don’t give up so easily. Chinese may seem really hard at first, but if you actually followed my lessons and everything I’ve taught you, you should already know 10-15 Chinese characters. If you learn a few characters a day, eventually, you’ll be able to read. Don’t underestimate the power of compounding effect.

By the way, the Chinese I’ve been teaching you guys is Simplified Chinese. Most of the world use Simplified and the raws are usually in Simplified, so it’s more useful for me to teach you this rather than Traditional Chinese.

In addition, the pinyin I’m teaching you is based on Mandarin pronunciation. It’s extremely useful because it allows you to type on the desktop/laptop/phone. If you’re from an older generation, you might find it easier to write out the words instead of typing. However, for our generation, pinyin should be a more effective method.

If you want to be privately taught by me and you’re in the Toronto area, you can hire me to be your tutor. I will create personalized lessons for you to fit your needs. I only teach what you can apply, so it’s much better than attending Chinese school. 😛

Okay, I’ll stop being shameless now. I’m going to link the chapter now. I wonder if the bots will steal. Usually, I post the link after an hour later. If the bots assumes this post is the chapter itself, they might not steal my link. Hmmmm. I’m always experimenting. As Thomas Edison says, he didn’t fail 1000 times. He found out 1000 methods that didn’t work.

Here you go Chapter 225

 

 

 

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 224

To my dear readers,

This chapter is going to get a bit more descriptive. Umm.. don’t read if you’re innocent (you’re probably already corrupted if you’re reading this novel but still…)

The next chapter is even more intense and I do feel a bit concerned since some of you seem very underage. Umm.. viewer discretion is advised. It is extremely explicit. You have been warned.

Next, I’ve spoken to Peter over discord and found out that the reason why no one has stolen from his group’s site is because they got off Novelupdates. Unfortunately, I need novelupdates for the traffic so I can’t get off right now. Their site is completely non-profit so traffic doesn’t matter to them since they’re not earning anything regardless.

Peter said he tried installing the google captcha (I don’t know how to spell it) but it only worked for 48 hours. Basically, if the bots send back an error, they will send a human to go on the actual site to see what’s wrong and then they will program the bot to go around it. Hence, the aggregator bots need something to steal or they’ll come back until they figure out a way to steal everything (That is why I’m always writing such long announcement posts now). I’m unwilling to let anyone steal my translations since I’ve spent so much time on it.

I was actually at the verge of quitting back when I was around chapter 154 (I think?). But I decided since I started the project, I was going to finish it. I don’t want to start something and give up in between.

But, please note I am NOT taking any novel requests. If you want me to translate a novel, you’ll have to hire me. I’m not going to spend another 800+ hours translating something else just because you want to read it.

I know it sounds cruel and mean but I’m just being honest. It takes me way too long and the return I get from it is not worth it. I’m the extreme type where I would either go all in or not bother in the first place. If I’m going to translate something, I put in a lot of time and effort. I could google translate the entire thing and just edit it, but that’s not the same.

To be honest, even if you were to read both “Your Highness, I know my wrongs” and “Supernatural Girlfriend” from the beginning to the end, I make less than $0.14 per reader. Basically, it means I’m broke unless I have thousands of readers. lol

So, please don’t ask me to translate for you unless you are willing to pay for my time. The Eunuch is Pregnant is a free gift I’m giving you guys 因为我爱你们

因为 = because
我 = I
爱 = love
你们 = you guys

们 = signifies a group of individuals
我们 = us/we
她/他们 = they

You can type 因为 by typing “yin wei”, 我 “wo“, 爱 ”ai”, 你们 “ni men”

By the way, “I/me/myself” is the same word in Chinese. We don’t differentiate it. It’s simply 我

If you appreciate my work, any amounts of donations/pledges is appreciated. Come back in an hour for the actual chapter. If you don’t see the chapter later, it’s because you’re not reading on my actual site.

Chapter 224

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 223

To my dear readers,

Thanks for being patient! (actually, you guys aren’t patient but you have no choice but to be :P). Anyhow, I would like to thank Yujung for her donation to me! Thank you for choosing to support me! Any amount helps.

Next, I have 170 facebook likes now! Hehe, can we get to 300?! Share and tell others about this awesome novel. 😛

So far, I’ve received one artwork submission! Thank you to the awesome reader! (I am still waiting for her name). Remember, the deadline is June 22nd! It’s still very early so you have lots of time to prepare something. If you want the contest details, check the announcement post for chapter 221!

In addition, I’ve gotten two extra reviews (one on novelupdates and one on facebook). Thank you!

I’ll tally up the points at the end of the week!

Speaking of which, readlightnovel stopped stealing my content since Chapter 216. I’m not sure if they’re struggling or if it’s delayed theft (since in the past, they’ve stolen all the posts eventually). We’ll see.

I am going to message a reader/editor/someone who has been kind enough to help me with the theft issue. I haven’t messaged him yet because I was away this weekend and I’ve been busy translating today! The chapter will be released in an hour or so.

I see all your comments and I do take everything you guys say into consideration. A reader asked if I could have a dark mode option plus font size option on my site. While that sounds amazing, I honestly do not know how to do any of it. I don’t know how to code at all. I can try to google and learn but right now I have way too many other things to prioritize. So, this will have to be delayed until I have more time. Please note that my “group” only consists of me. LOL

If you found me on novelupdates, you will notice that my group name is “Grow with me”. That’s actually the slogan for my blog at liveandlearn88.com . I didn’t start off as a translator. So, when I created my site, I never had the intentions of translating. It is actually a bit surprising how I ended up doing this.

Some of my real life friends complain all I care about are my translations and I’ve neglected my blog so much. In the past, I used to blog weekly. Nowadays, I don’t even blog monthly *smiles awkwardly*. I guess it’s because I’ve drained all my brain juice on this and I don’t have any leftover to write more.

The upcoming chapters for this week will get progressively more sexual. So if you’re innocent, I’m sorry. Please don’t blame me for corrupting you. (I noticed a few of you are REALLY REALLYYYYY young. Sometimes, I can see your profile pictures. Don’t worry, I’m not stalking you!)

Oh yeah, I have typos in my work but I haven’t had time to edit it. I will eventually get to it! Thanks to the reader for letting me know! I just have to deal with a lot of other stuff first so no energy. BUT I WILL FIX IT EVENTUALLY.

Currently, I’m working with a professional editor editing Supernatural Girlfriend so that it can eventually be sold on Amazon. Although we’re just at the beginning stage, I have already gone through thousands of edits just for 10-11 chapters? My brain is rotting. -_-

Anyhow, this should be long enough so I’m going to end my post right now. Come back in an hour or so for the chapter. You’re only getting one today. I will have 4 more translated this week but I can’t tell you exactly when they’ll be finished. It takes forever and dirty scenes will require even more brain cells.

If you wanna support my brain cells, please click an ad, donate or pledge to me! Anything helps. <3

P.S. If you haven’t already, please read Supernatural Girlfriend! It’s completed at 153 chapters! It’s SOOOOO GOOD. The beginning is slow but if you actually read the whole thing, you will be pleasantly surprised. Check out the reviews!

https://www.novelupdates.com/series/supernatural-girlfriend/

Chapter 223

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 222

To my dear readers,

I made this chapter longer than usual so we could fit more plot. Don’t kill me for the cliff.

I’m too tired to try to trick the bots so I’ll let them steal this one.

Don’t forget to read the announcement post for 221. You can earn bonus chapters for July.

Here is Chapter 222

Note: Sorry if there are grammatical issues or awkward sentences. Feel free to correct me.

P.S. No more chapters for the next 2 days so don’t ask me. I gave you guys everything I have lol

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 221

To my dear readers,

Originally, I wasn’t going to post this until 24 hours later. However, since I’m done, I might as well. You guys are so demanding!!!!!! There will be a double release today. THAT IS ALL FOR THIS WEEK. Chapter 221 is for my patrons and 222 for Yuuko (I still owe her 2 more after this. She drew the new cover of Supernatural Girlfriend for me.)

Anyhow, the multiple posts did not work so I’m not going to try that again. Instead, I want to announce another contest! (I had one back in February/March!?) Readers submitted their artworks to me and earned bonus chapters! (They can be found on my instagram account @grace7127 <– it’s public so you can see it even if you don’t follow me.)

This time, I’m celebrating because I’ve reached 2 million views on theeunuch.com Thank you so much for reading on my site! I know some of you don’t want to but are only reading here because I make it so hard/troublesome for you to read on novelplanet/novelonlinefree/whichever site you found my translations from. But if you’re still reading this, it means at least you like the story enough to continue.

Okay, so here are the details:

You may send me an artwork (you can draw almost anything you want as long as it’s related to “The Eunuch is Pregnant” *NOTE: NO BIRDS BECAUSE I WILL POST IT UP ON MY INSTAGRAM) Please write a short description for your picture

You may write a fanfic (I may share this on the fb fanpage depending on the quality). The characters must be from the novel itself. You may be as descriptive as you want (ideally, 500 words)

You may create a music video/slideshow stuff. I WILL DEFINITELY SHARE THIS WITH THE WORLD SO DON’T BE SURPRISED.

You may LIKE the facebook fanpage and write a review on facebook or novelupdates.

So what do you get in return?

I’m going to do a point system thing. For every 10 points, you get a bonus chapter (up to 100 points MEANING you can potentially get 10 extra chapters in July!!!!)

Fanfic = 1 point
Artwork = 2 points
MV/voice acting/roleplay stuff = 3 points 

If I get 300 LIKES on fb = 20 points (so far, I have 163 likes)
If I get 60 WRITTEN reviews (on fb and novelupdates *so far I have 45) = 15 points 

So, what are you waiting for? If you want more chapters, get started!! I will make sure to write down your names and to tally the points once the submissions start coming in.

The deadline is June 22nd! You may participate in all the categories if you like, but you can only submit each category once. This means the same person cannot send me 10 artworks and get 20 points. But if you want to submit a fanfic and an artwork, that counts as 3 points.

Note: A written review gives you 1 point so it’s very easy. Liking the fb fanpage only takes one click!

You may submit your work to me at gchan7127@gmail.com  I will personally respond to each and every submission. I will usually respond within 24 hours (but sometimes it may take longer). Good luck!!

P.S. I’m making you guys work for it because it will take me 30 hours to give you 10 chapters. Come back in an hour or so for chapter 221.

P.P.S. Chapter 222 will also be released later tonight. That is it for this week so please give me a break.

Chapter 221

click here for the chapter after 229

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 220

To my dear readers,

I’m trying something new this time. I wonder which post the bots will steal? One of the links is the actual chapter. There is one fake chapter as well.

Chapter 220

Chapter 220

Chapter 220

Chapter 220

I don’t want to make it obvious because the bots are too smart. So, you guys will have to click through all the links. I’ll make it obvious after they have stolen the chapter. So, you can wait or read the chapter now if you have the patience. The bots are too smart. For my fake chapter, I even made a fake title.

Update: This method failed. The bots are too smart. They figured out which one was real. I am actually better off linking one post and then linking the real chapter after. Both novelonlinefree and novelplanet stole my actual chapter 220 despite making the url completely unrelated to the chapter itself (and no title).

In the future, I’ll just link one post and post the chapter a few hours later.

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 218

To my dear readers,

Sorry for the late chapter post. I’ve been sooooo busy! Although SG is completed, we are in the process of editing it with a professional editor. So now, I also have to go through hundreds of edits a day + fix the chapters to the best of my abilities before sending it to the editor! Ahhhhh.

Everything takes forever because each chapter has around 1300-2000 English words. -_-”

Anyhow, the Chinese raw chapters for the eunuch is also getting harder and harder to edit. I am trying to save the novel as much as I can. It makes me happy when some of you still think it’s good (lol you have no idea what I am reading on my side). My brain is so fried these days! But don’t worry, you’ll get your 5 chapters this week (3 regular, 1 I owed for Yuuko and another for my patrons!) This is the first one of this week.

I’ll translate some more tomorrow.

By the way, some of you suggested that I use a different site (perhaps livejournal?) Some people have also asked me to host on wattpad as well. The thing is, I paid for this domain and site. I’m not going to go somewhere else or post somewhere else so less people will come to this site. I need all the traffic I can get!

Another reason is because I need ad revenue. It was quite difficult to get approved by adsense and not all sites let you use adsense unless you use their private plans (I’ve used livejournal before and it was free. I’m talking about 10 years ago lol. But I think it’s still free.)

I used to use the free wordpress but I got banned from ads (at the time, I used wordads. They thought the eunuch is pregnant was inappropriate and banned me despite NO BIRDS AT THE TIME). Free wordpress does not allow users to use other ad platforms. It simply won’t work.

Technically, if I stop linking my content to novelupdates, the bots might steal less. But I need the traffic from novelupdates since most of you guys come from there.

So, in the end, only posting on patreon stops the bots since they won’t pay to steal. If you know of any other method, please comment and let me know.

I’ve tried:
1. changing the url of my chapter to make it unpredictable
2. disabling copy and paste/right click on desktop/laptop
3. taking a picture of my translations and posting it instead (some site steals all images)
4. confusing the bots by making them assume this is the chapter instead of posting the actual chapter (this is the most effective so far)
5. delayed post
6. using google translate and posting a fake chapter to trick them (but then you guys go nuts)
7. using passwords (they don’t work even though I thought they would)
8. not linking the chapter but posting the chapter on another page

So far, they all failed. But sometimes, I can trick some sites by using #4. That is why I’m still writing such long announcement posts. Some of you guys realized you were reading on an aggregator site after seeing all my rants. Thank you so much for reading on my site.

Anyway, if you can think of another method, please feel free to comment. I also need step by step instructions because I’m very bad with technology. (To give you an idea, I had to google how to turn off an iphone)

Lastly, I’ll try to finish this novel by chapter 300. I hope I’ll be able to but some chapters have 13000 words. I do try to get rid of unnecessary stuff but I also worry if I remove too much. I could summarize each chapter in 3 sentences *sigh*

Expect more drama!!! Come back in an hour for the actual chapter. Chapter 218

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 217

To my dear readers,

I would like to thank Anxz for his/her pledge to me! Thank you for choosing to support me!

Next, I’m too tired to type a long announcement post. Here’s a post on communication (I wrote this a few years ago).

I hope the bots will steal that. lol

I’ll post 217 soon. Readlightnovel still stole 216. So I guess the not linking method doesn’t work either.

Ohhhh by the way, if you’re confused as to why/how Le Yao Yao is pregnant, please read the FAQ. FAQ stands for “frequently asked questions”.

Chapter 217 (You guys are hardcore. I haven’t even linked it yet and some readers are refreshing like mad. I can see the stats ahahahaha) Don’t kill me for the cliff. :p

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 216

To my dear readers,

Firstly, I would like to thank Savanna for her donation to me! It has been quite a long time since I’ve received a donation so it feels very nice!! Thank you for choosing to support me. I got your message.

Secondly, I actually managed to mess readlightnovel up a little. They ended up stealing my Chinese lesson and the chapter (since it was on the same post). I think they do delayed theft. This means that I won’t be linking the chapter in this post later. I’m going to post it on another page (but you’ll be able to access it by clicking next from 215 laterrrrrrrr *not now so don’t do it yet. Try in an hour or something). I want to make sure novelplanet and the other sites steal this first.

It’s actually a lot of work trying to trick the bots. But that’s what I have to do if I don’t want my translations to be stolen. Sigh.

Thirdly, I’m going to release another chapter later for my patrons. So, you guys will have 2 chapters today. I still owe Yuuko 3 chapters. This means, for the next little while, you’ll be getting 5 chapters a week (or more if I can handle it). But right now, the editing is melting my brain (so don’t expect more than 5 chapters).

Fourthly, it is too time consuming to teach you guys Chinese every post. But from time to time, I’ll teach you guys something. Today, I’ll teach you a few more words.

他 = he

她 = she

的 = possession/’s (there are exceptions but for now I’m teaching you guys the simple stuff)

You can type 她 and 他 by typing “ta” on the pinyin keyboard. 她她她她她 他他他他他

我的 = my

你的 = your

他的 = his

她的 = her

So, whenever you see ______的_______. It means “something’s something.”

Mary 的 house = Mary’s house

我的 readers = my readers

You can type 的 by typing “de” on the pinyin keyboard. 的的的的的 (Sometimes, you’ll see 的 at the end of a sentence/phrase. That’s something else.)

Okay, that’s all for now. If you guys appreciate my work, please consider turning off adblock and clicking one ad. It is so sad because I have approximately 100k more views per month compared to last Nov, but my ad revenue went up $10 max. Can you imagine making $10 for 100000 views? *Sigh*. It is so hard because most people use adblock. So please help me out by turning it off! If everyone turns it off, it will make a huge difference. The ads I have on my site will not pop up anything weird (it shouldn’t). I don’t have video ads at all.

Anyhow, I appreciate all of you and I’m thankful you’re reading my translations. If you like what you see, please consider reading my other works as well. I’m also the translator of “Your Highness I know my wrongs” and “Supernatural Girlfriend” on volarenovels.com! They are both COMPLETED so that means NOOOOOO CLIFFS and NOOOOO SUFFERING (unless you have no internet and you can’t read it).

Your Highness has 95 chapters and Supernatural Girlfriend has 153 chapters in total.

Check out the reviews! Hehehe. https://www.novelupdates.com/series/supernatural-girlfriend/

A lot of readers didn’t want to read SG at first because they think it’ll be bad. But then they tried it and found out it was actually good. Hehe. You have to trust me! KEEP READINGGGGGGGG. It gets better and better! The story is very unpredictable and there’s a lot of DEEP DEEP stuff.

Okay, that’s all. I won’t be linking the chapter here so you’ll have to click next from chapter 215 in an hour or something. I wanna see if this can mess up readlightnovel

I swear, I won’t give up until all the bots are screwed over by me. I’m going to confuse them and make them crazy.

Chapter 216