The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 255

To my dear readers,

This is actually the 5th chapter from last week. Sorry for the delay. It was extremely heartbreaking for me to translate this chapter.

It is quite sad. The novel does get better at the end but you’re going to have to bear with me for now.

I’m just going to include the chapter here because I’m so sick of the bots stealing my translations. Readlightnovel will have to get a person to actually read this announcement post so they know when the chapter starts.

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“N-No. That’s impossible. H-how could he be dead?” Le Yao Yao’s headpiece was shaking nonstop. Her voice sounded like it was breaking.

Then, a roll of crystal tears rolled down from Le Yao Yao’s pale cheeks. She seemed so weak. It was as if she was going to vanish into thin air.

Seeing this, Xue Ping and Xue Li quickly held onto Le Yao Yao. They were deeply saddened by the death of Prince Rui, but even more so, they were concerned about Le Yao Yao’s physical wellbeing.

All of a sudden, Le Yao Yao stormed up to Mei and seized his collar. She shrieked, “You’re lying! You’re lying to me! Yu wouldn’t die. He wouldn’t die like this! He said he will come marry me!!”

Le Yao Yao was acting like an insane person. Mei didn’t move at all and allowed her to vent. Le Yao Yao wouldn’t stop shaking him.

Then, her eyes rolled back and she collapsed into darkness.

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Nothing is more painful than anticipating for your wedding then finding out your lover has died.

The almighty Prince Rui got into a battle with the last remaining members from the evil cult just before his wedding and unfortunately fell to his death.  (tl: I thought they were already dead. What the heck, author?)

This news shocked the nation. After all, the common people considered Leng Jun Yu as a God-like figure. He was like a majestic mountain that would never topple. Who would’ve expected such a man would meet such a sad fate?

As a result, the Heaven Yuan dynasty had three days of silence to show respect.

Prince Rui’s body was never found. Most likely, his corpse had already been eaten by wild beasts. So, his coffin were filled with all the items he had once used.

Since Prince Rui had done so much for the country, on the day of his funeral, all the common people stopped their work to bid farewell to their hero.

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It was a scorching hot and blinding day. From the ground, a layer of smoke could be seen rising. The green tree leaves couldn’t handle the heat and curled together as the branches hung low.

Despite this, Le Yao Yao felt like she was in the middle of a blizzard. She couldn’t feel the slightest warmth. It was as if she was in an icy cave; her blood streams had solidified.

Le Yao Yao didn’t want to see people’s pitiful glances. Because, to her, it was a reminder that Yu was dead. He will never come back again…

“No! Yu, how could you lie to me?! Why? You promised that you will marry me. I have been patiently waiting. Why must you leave me?” sobbed Le Yao Yao.

Le Yao Yao felt as if her heart was being ripped apart. She buried her face into her knees as she wrapped her arms around her knee.

On the outside, the Emperor, the Empress, and the twins were pleading for her to open the door. But Le Yao Yao covered her ears. She didn’t want to hear or see anyone right now. She only wanted to be left alone.

She was like a wounded animal, silently licking her wounds at a corner.

Her tears wouldn’t stop running. By now, everything around her was blurry. She couldn’t see clearly anymore.

Everything turned black and white. Then, it would go dim from time to time. Perhaps, she had cried too much.

Again, someone tried knocking on the door. Le Yao Yao was surprised the door was still intact. Honestly, the people from the outside could forcefully break in if they wanted. But no one dared to do so. Instead, they kept pleading for her to come out.

Currently, she was too tired. She was so tired that she just wanted to sleep eternally. That way, she will be able to be with Yu forever…

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When Le Yao Yao woke up, she recognized the familiar medical scent.

“You’re awake?”

That voice was calm and soothing. It belonged to no other than Dongfang Bai.

“Why are you here?”

Le Yao Yao’s throat was burning. It felt like there was a fire crackling inside of her.

But this pain was an indication that she was still alive. Before she lost consciousness, she thought she was going to die.

To her, death was a release. Because now that Yu was dead, her world had already lost all of its colour. Being alive was equivalent to being a walking corpse. There was no point.

Perhaps, Dongfang Bai could read Le Yao Yao’s thoughts. He sat down next to her and scrunched his brows. Concern could be seen all over his face. But, he didn’t speak immediately. Instead, he poured Le Yao Yao a cup of tea and personally held her up.

“Here, drink some water first. Your throat must be burning. I’ve already cooked the medicine. After you drink some water, you can take the medicine.” he gently directed.

Hearing this, Le Yao Yao nodded. She could feel the cup against her lips as she swallowed down the content.

Suddenly, Le Yao Yao smelled the strong medicine and crinkled her nose.

“Here, Yao Yao, let me feed you medicine.”

Le Yao Yao looked around and realized everything around her was pitch black. No matter how wide she opened her eyes, she couldn’t see anything at all.

She came to a realization. “Am I blind?” she whispered.

“It’s only temporary. You locked yourself three days in the room and wouldn’t stop crying. You refused to eat or drink anything. Your eyes are blinded by your tears. Don’t worry though. As long as you go through treatment, you will be able to regain your eyesight.”

Hearing this, Le Yao Yao didn’t feel anything. She was numb to emotions. After a period of silence, she stated, “Honestly, it doesn’t matter whether I can see anymore.”

Because, without Yu, her world is already in darkness. 

“Yao Yao! I won’t allow you to think like this! What do you mean it doesn’t matter whether you can see anymore? I know Yu’s death is a huge blow to you. You’re depressed and see no more hope. But Yao Yao, you must understand that you’re not the only person suffering. How about Yu’s family? The Emperor and the Dowager Empress are all very devastated as well. Will being sad bring Yu back? Also, do you know how selfish you are acting right now? You are not the considerate and positive Le Yao Yao from the past.” Dongfang Bai’s tone was very harsh.

Le Yao Yao mumbled, “I’m selfish?”

“Yes! You are selfish! Do you have any idea how worried your parents were when you locked yourself in the room for three days? When I had arrived, your mother had fainted multiple times because she was too emotional. She almost lost her eyesight like you. Even if you don’t care about yourself, you have to think of your parents. How could your parents bear to see you like this? Also, you’re going to be a mother soon. By giving up on life, what will happen to your child? Yes, Yu is dead. But are you going to give up on the child now that he is no longer with you? If Yu is watching down from Heaven, how would he feel?”

Dongfang Bai said everything in one breath. It was as if he was setting off firecrackers.

True. Yu is dead. But she still has her family and her child. Her child

“Brother Bai! How’s my child? Is he ok? Please, make sure you protect my child!”

Le Yao Yao began to frantically wave her arms in front of her. It was as if she wanted to grab hold of something.

Dongfang Bai instantly held out his arm for Le Yao Yao to hold on.

“Brother Bai. Please make sure my child will live. This child is the only thing that I have left from Yu. He’s the only bloodline left of Yu’s.” cried Le Yao Yao.

Le Yao Yao’s eyes began to turn misty again. Seeing this, Dongfang Bai used his handkerchief to help her wipe the tears away. “Yao Yao, don’t worry. As long as you won’t give up on yourself and your child, I will make sure to hold you both tight no matter what. Be good. Stop crying. Your eyes are already damaged. No more tears, alright? Or else, the damage will be permanent and I won’t be able to do anything about it. If your eyes are permanently damaged, you won’t be able to see what your child looks like in the future.” Dongfang Bai consoled as he patted Le Yao Yao’s back. His voice was like a spring breeze that brought in a ray of light into her dark heart.

“Mm. Brother Bai, I will listen to you. I will make sure to live on and raise my child. That way, Yu will feel relieved in Heaven!”

Yu, without you, I’ll still live well. 

I’ll take good care of myself and our child. 

I love you. 

Forever and always. 

This will never change. 

Next chapter

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 254

To my dear readers,

I must first thank Neilson S for his generous donation! Sometimes, one of my donations is the same as the amount of $$ I make from translating for the entire month! I am thankful you see so much value in my work!!

Next, I spoke too soon. Readlightnovel is stealing all my chapters again. I think they’re getting a person to do it manually because I already try to make it so unpredictable. Sigh. They steal all images too.

I’m going to add the next buttons back slowly. I’ve already added it up to chapter 240.

As for today, sadly, I only have one chapter. I tried to translate two but this one took so long that I ran out of brain cells again. It is really really REALLY hard because I spend an hour editing and by then, my brain is already fried.

This chapter is kind of confusing (you’ll see what I mean). Expect a roller coaster of emotions!

P.S. On the facebook fanpage, I created a poll asking whether you guys have been corrupted by this novel. Tell me! 😀

I’m just going to post the chapter below. UGGHHH I hate aggregator sites! Chapter 254 is down below:

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Waiting tends to make people feel agitated. Right now, Le Yao Yao couldn’t wait for the day she finally gets married.

But deep inside, she felt uneasy. It was as if there was a thorn poking at her heart. She wanted to remove it, but couldn’t.

Please don’t let another accident occur! 

Slowly, days went by and it was her wedding day at last.

Since Le Yao Yao was the orphan of a general and loved by the Empress and Emperor, she was given a Princess-style treatment.

Rows of red carts were lined up, ready to go.

Le Yao Yao’s headpiece alone was worth more than a city.

Currently, the Empress was watching her darling and crying like no tomorrow. She couldn’t stop. The Emperor’s heart ached just from witnessing this.

Eventually, the Emperor managed to successfully console the Empress.

By now, Le Yao Yao had finished with all the complicated procedures. Under the help of an old maidservant, she entered the marriage sedan.

This is what Le Yao Yao is supposed to enter. But I don’t understand why Xue Li and Xue Ping were in the same thing as her. It can’t fit 3 people…

In ten days, she will be back at the Heaven Yuan dynasty. She will be able to officially get marry with Leng Jun Yu at his residence. 

Suddenly, Le Yao Yao didn’t feel tired anymore.

This morning, she woke up bright and early to bathe and dress up. Nowadays, due to her pregnancy, she was easily exhausted.

Her headpiece was so heavy that she felt like her neck was going to snap from supporting it.

Le Yao Yao had no idea that getting married was such a troublesome task. Fortunately, she will only get married once. If she has to marry a few times, she would definitely die from exhaustion.

When she mentioned this to Xue Ping and Xue Li, they instantly said “pah pah pah” several times.

“Princess Consort, how could you say such ominous words on your wedding day! Of course you’ll only marry the Prince once this lifetime. Why would you have to go through more than one ceremony?”

“I know, right? The Prince had already chosen a spoonful of water from the wide ocean. Aside from the Princess Consort, the Prince will not allow anyone or anything to come in between you two! Not even a mosquito! It’s rare to find such a great man like the Prince. Most men want a harem. He is as rare as you can get.”

“I know, right? If it were any other man who have both power and status, they would have multiple women! Our Princess Consort is so lucky! Sigh. I wonder when I’ll get such a great man myself…” Xue Li couldn’t help but clasp her hands together with a dreamy expression.

I am readlightnovel and I’m a piece of shit because I steal translators’ hard work and make it look like it’s mine. (ok I’m not readlightnovel but I want the readers on that site to see this.)

Seeing this, Le Yao Yao teased. “As long as you don’t give up, Xing will eventually fall into your hands! He’s actually quite a catch. He doesn’t sleep around or gamble. He’s not greedy and only drinks occasionally. Not bad!”

Since Leng Jun Yu had order Xing to accompany Le Yao Yao to the ancient kingdom of Khotan, he had remained at the Palace this whole duration. So these days, Xue Li always tried to hang out with Xing whenever it was possible.

Le Yao Yao also wanted to help her maid, so each day, she would excuse Xue Li early to spend time with Xing. Having Xue Ping serve her was enough.

I wonder if Xue Li has made any progress yet? 

“Aiiii. Xing has been cold to me this whole time. I can’t make anything happen. I’ll just go with the flow!” sighed Xue Li.

Although that’s what Xue Li said, she couldn’t help but lift the window curtain to admire the handsome young man at the front of the line. Xing was riding a horse and dressed in armour. He looked super manly.

Seeing this, Le Yao Yao and Xue Ping made eye contact and smiled at each other.

At this moment, the horn blew; signaling it was time to depart.

Le Yao Yao lifted the window curtain and began to wave at the Empress and Emperor.

I wonder when I’ll see my parents again. 

Thinking of this, tears began to roll down Le Yao Yao’s eyes.

Xue Ping noticed this and immediately used her handkerchief to wipe her face.

“Princess Consort, don’t cry. We’ll be back.”

“Yes, we’ll be back!”

Today is her wedding day. She is going to marry her lover. She should be happy! 

The twins thought it was incredibly funny how Le Yao Yao was half laughing and crying.

Le Yao Yao could see the scenery passing by her. She really wished the carriage could go faster.

The moment she imagined Leng Jun Yu dressed in his red marriage outfit, Le Yao Yao began to chuckle.

Suddenly, the horse carriage came to a stop. It was very sudden and there was a lot of commotion outside. Le Yao Yao’s heart immediately felt unstable. Her face turned pale.

Seeing this, the maids tried to reassure her. “Princess Consort, don’t worry. Something must have happened at the front. I’m sure it’ll be resolved soon.”

“Yes, this servant will go take a look now.” Xue Li got off the horse carriage to see what was going on.

At this moment, they noticed a figured covered in dust. He was dressed in a black armour and his hair was a mess. His face was pale.

It was no stranger. It was Mei, the secret agent who was always by Leng Jun Yu’s side.

Currently, Mei’s pupils were filled with sorrow. Le Yao Yao’s heart was hanging by a thread.

Her body began to tremble. “Mei, w-why are you here? Did Yu send you?”

Yes, that must be it! That must be it! 

Le Yao Yao was comforting herself. But Mei suddenly fell off his horse. However, he quickly got down on one of his knees. His head was lower; as if he was afraid to face Le Yao Yao.

Perhaps, Le Yao Yao’s face was too white. Her eyes showed both instability and hope.

He didn’t want to tell her the cruel truth. But ultimately, he had to. “To respond to the Princess Consort, Prince Rui…has fallen off a cliff and died…”

(end of 192 raws)

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Okay, this is very confusing because I thought Leng Jun Yu was supposed to pick Le Yao Yao up. Isn’t he supposed to pick her up and do all the procedures with her side of the family first?? I’m so confused.

Also, Le Yao Yao said she is getting married today. If she is, then where is she supposed to meet Leng Jun Yu? She’s already dressed in her wedding attires. Surely, she wouldn’t be dressed in that for ten days???

By the way, Yu isn’t actually dead but this is going to be a very depressing arc.

Next chapter

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 253

To my dear readers,

I only have one chapter today. I wanted to translate more but I didn’t have enough brain cells and energy to do so. Chinese is so different from English. I will have to be well rested before I attempt again.

Instead, I was at the bookstore (there’s a coffee shop inside the bookstore. I was translating there) reading erotic novels because I wanted to see how authors write/describe sexual scenes. LOL. I feel like I’ve done a pretty good job so far. Hehe.

I think you guys like it a lot because chapter 225 has over 9000 views. O_O. I think some of you may be reading it multiple times, because I definitely don’t have that many readers.

Sadly, nowadays, I can’t even get 2000 views per chapter. So sad. Hopefully it’s because people are stockpiling. I know we had that emo Si Mu Han arc.

I don’t know why the author wants to bring so much drama in near the end. We have a lot of sad stuff coming up so be prepared. Don’t blame me because I’m only the translator. I didn’t write this novel. However, I do edit it a lot because the writing is killing my brain.

If you guys want, just read the raws yourself and you don’t have to wait for my translations. I’m currently around chapter 192 of the raws. The chapter itself has more than 12k characters so it’s taking me a while to finish.

Here’s the link to the raws

I am translating from this. Please keep in mind I do not translate line by line because there’s a lot of repetition and unnecessary information.

The last 6 chapters of the novel is super cute and sweet.

By the way, a few of you have commented recently (and a long time ago) about how you do not see ads on my site. I think it really depends on the country you’re from. If you have adblock off and see no ads, it’s okay. You can help me by telling others about this novel or writing a review or something (if you want).

It is really tough to stand out from hundreds of novels. I’m really grateful to have you guys. <3   . Thank you for choosing to read my translations.

Oh! I have 283 LIKES on facebook now! We’re almost at 300!! Yay!! Hehe. Thank you for clicking, guys! I hope more people will discover this novel.

Lastly, readlightnovel stopped stealing my translations because they steal from my NEXT link. After chapter 238, I stopped linking NEXT. As a result, they completely stopped stealing because they probably programmed it so that none of my announcements show up on their site.

Honestly, I want to link NEXT to make it easier for the readers, but I really don’t want the bots to steal my work. I have spent so many hours on this and they haven’t helped me with anything.

Oh, I also read a comment (from an aggregator site) how translators don’t want to translate unless they get paid. Honestly, this depends on the translator. I definitely want to get paid, but I like this novel enough to translate it even if I don’t get paid.

A lot of Japanese translators don’t have ads on their site and they don’t make any money from translating at all. It’s purely a hobby for them.

For me, it was a hobby but once you get to a certain level and become somewhat popular, it becomes more like work because you need to consistently pump out chapters. If you are too slow, people stop reading. So, in order to keep my readers, I can’t release whenever I want.

For the most part, you guys have been quite patient despite my slow releases. (I’m aware some translators translate 2-3 chapters a day. But those translators usually make quite a lot).

I want to remind you that translating can make you A LOTTTTT of money but it can also make you nothing. If your novel isn’t within the top 150 of NU, chances are, you’re not really making much. Haha. Even those with a million views/month only make around $500 a month from ads (unless they have lots of donations and patrons).

Okay. Here is the chapter

I’ll try to release two chapters tomorrow if I can.

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 252

To my dear readers,

I tried to make this chapter good! I edited a lot of the original raws. *sigh* By the way, I’m not the one adding all the cliffs!!! The author’s writing gets worse as the novel continues so I’m already really trying to save it by making it less confusing.

Just keep in mind there will be a super duper cute ending!!! Without further ado, here is Chapter 252

I’m too tired to write another long announcement post. -_-

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 251

To my dear readers,

Firstly, I would like to thank Adam for becoming my patron! Thank you so much for choosing to support me! It’s nice to know I have some male readers. Hehe. (I know I have a few! Hey guys!! Thanks for reading my translations! :D)

Secondly, sorry I’ve been so busy. Lately, I’ve been tutoring a lot more than usual so I have been getting home quite late at night. I’m so exhausted that I do not have brain cells to translate. -_- But today, I’ll be releasing two chapters!!

Thirdly, I’ve also been quite depressed/sad (not only because I lost a thousand readers) but because we had another shooting in Toronto just two days ago. It is so sad. A guy started shooting into restaurants and killed two innocent victims along with injuring thirteen others. One 10 year old girl died and another 18 year old girl died. The 10 year old was having ice-cream with her family and the 18 year old was attending a birthday celebration.

What makes it sadder is that the area is relatively close to my home. I can walk there in approximately 30 minutes and I have been inside the actual stores/restaurants/coffee shops that the shooter had shot into. In fact, I was just in the area last Friday night.

It is so sad… in Canada, it is quite difficult to get guns. But nowadays, we have gun violence almost weekly. Aside from getting stabbed or getting shot, in April, we had an incident where a guy hated women (because he couldn’t get a girlfriend?) and ran over innocent civilians that were walking on the streets. He killed ten people and injured 16 others.

How much hatred do you have to have to kill innocent people who has nothing to do with you? Because of their decision/choice, they have ended or destroyed lives. Some people who were shot/ran over may possibly be in a wheelchair for the rest of their lives. Some may have had their legs or arms amputated. Oh my goodness. It is so sad.

I’m a big believer on taking responsibility for your own life. I know the world is unfair and some people are born into riches. But for those who are suffering, you don’t have to live as a victim and/or drag everyone else down with you. Instead of focusing on what you don’t have, focus on what you can do.

At least, you can read this? That means, you’re able to see. You have access to the internet or wifi. You have the ability to comprehend.

I know sometimes it may seem very hopeless, but don’t ever give up on yourself.

Anyhow, that’s all for my depressing rant. Sigh. I hope you guys will stay safe wherever you are. Thanks for reading.

Chapter 251

P.S. Please help me click an advertisement. It would mean a lot to me and I will be able to get paid. I had over 4000 views today and I can’t even get to $2. *sighs louder*

P.P.S. The chapter will be released on theeunuch dot com. I know a lot of you are reading this on other sites so you might be confused. By the way, the dot = . but if I type the whole address, the bots hide it so you see nothing.

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 250

To my dear readers,

Sorry for the late chapter! I’ve been soooooo busy!! This chapter was supposed to be released yesterday. So, I’m quite behind on my schedule. I still have to release another 5 chapters this week but it may be delayed a bit.

By the way, I would like to thank May Ann for her generous donation to me! Thank you so much for your support. It means a lot to me.

After this chapter, I just want to skip all the way to the cute ending. But, the novel will be very confusing if I do that, so I have to follow the sequence. *sigh*

The Si Mu Han arc was so random and sad but it turned out a lot better than I thought (compared to the original lol).

Anyhow, enjoy the sexy bits while you can. I’ll release the rest of the chapter later since I can’t think of anything else to write.

The chapter starts here:

“Ah….!”

Le Yao Yao could feel Leng Jun Yu’s tongue continuously going around her nipple. He was causing her body to have strange reactions.

Lately, her body has been getting more and more sensitive to his touch

“No..Yu…don’t…” she gasped.

Le Yao Yao’s pupils began to look blur and her cheeks were red. Her voice was very soft.

Leng Jun Yu suppressed his desire and removed his tongue from Yao Yao’s hard nipple. He seductively smiled, “Haha. Do you want it or not?”

“I d-don’t…” Le Yao Yao shook her head and objected weakly.

But then, Yu thrusted his finger into her sensitive region and began to tease the area. He touched her in the spots that made her crave more and more.

Soon, Le Yao Yao felt like she was burning up. She was having trouble fighting the burning fire of desire. She wanted to escape from the finger but at the same time, she …

“Now, do you want it or not? Hmmm?” Leng Jun Yu murmured.

Le Yao Yao didn’t verbally respond, but her body language spoke for her. She was trying to endure the waves of pleasure.

She wanted..more

At this moment, Leng Jun Yu removed his finger.

Le Yao Yao felt like she had dropped from the Heavens into Hell and was very dissatisfied. She began to frown at Leng Jun Yu. “Yu…”

“If you say you want more, this Prince will give it to you.”

It was as if Leng Jun Yu was dangling a candy in front of her. Le Yao Yao was speechless. She wanted more but she didn’t want to ask for it. That was too embarrassing!

So, she refused to speak despite how much she was suffering.

Currently, Le Yao Yao looked like a stubborn little deer. Leng Jun Yu felt himself melting and ultimately, gave in.

He lowly growled and his lips were on Le Yao Yao’s again. However, at the same time, his finger continued to explore Le Yao Yao’s cave. Soon, his finger was all wet and Le Yao Yao could no longer hold back as she moaned and reached her climax…

“Dear, are you satisfied? If so, it’s your turn to serve this Prince.” slurred Leng Jun Yu.

Leng Jun Yu reached out his hand and seized her little hand and brought it to his big bird.

The moment Le Yao Yao touched the enormous bird, she couldn’t help but gulp down her saliva. Although it wasn’t the first time she had came in contact with Leng Jun Yu’s xx, everything she saw it, she would be intimidated by it.

Luckily she only had to use her mouth and hands. If this thing entered her body

Thinking of this, Le Yao Yao’s heartbeat accelerated and she began to turn red.

Leng Jun Yu’s eyes landed on Le Yao Yao’s bulging tummy. “If this Prince could, this Prince would directly devour all of you…”

“Eh….?” Le Yao Yao was scared and no longer hesitated as she worked hard to pluck the radish. She had to distract Yu from dangerous thoughts!

As expected, her method was great. In a matter of seconds, Leng Jun Yu’s cold face began to flush. He narrowed his pupils and enjoyed the sensation.

Inside the room, beneath the bedroom curtains, were sounds of a man’s coarse panting and a woman’s faint moans. Together, they caused a lot of wild and fanciful thoughts.

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After the passion was over, the room returned back to serenity. Le Yao Yao’s mouth and hands were overworked and tired. She felt too lazy to move or speak.

With her eyes closed, she rested her head against Leng Jun Yu’s broad chest.

Contrary to Le Yao Yao, Leng Jun Yu was still vigorous and energetic. However, he didn’t want to wear Le Yao Yao out so he had no choice but to hold back his sexual drives.

Leng Jun Yu had one hand holding onto Le Yao Yao while his other hand was stroking her smooth back.

Le Yao Yao opened her eyes and stretched her lazy waist. She looked outside and saw the Sun setting.

Wow, time sure flies. Earlier, it was the middle of the afternoon. Now, it was almost nighttime. 

Or perhaps, doing sexual deeds make time go faster!? 

While she was deep in thought, Le Yao Yao felt Leng Jun Yu’s hand wrapping her tighter. His low and raspy voice rang from above her. “You’re awake?”

“Mm.”

“Are you hungry?”

This time, Le Yao Yao’s stomach replied. *Gulu*

Hearing this, Leng Jun Yu laughed but Le Yao Yao gave him a killer glare.

“You’re not allowed to laugh! I’m so hungry…!”

“Alright. This Prince won’t laugh. This Prince will order the servants to prepare dinner now. Wash up and then come out, ok?”

Leng Jun Yu gently patted Le Yao Yao’s long hair and got up reluctantly.

Le Yao Yao also stood up to put on her clothes. Unexpected, at this moment, Leng Jun Yu made a comment. “Did you know you have a red birthmark on your bum?”

“Huh? Really!?”

Le Yao Yao was embarrassed and hurriedly dressed so Leng Jun Yu couldn’t look at it.

At this moment, Leng Jun Yu had one hand rubbing his smooth chin. His eyebrows were scrunched.

“Yu, what are you think about?”

“Oh. Nothing. For some reason, I recalled someone mentioning someone else’s butt has a red birthmark. But I can’t remember who.”

“Well, I’m definitely not the only person in this world to have a red birthmark on my butt!”

Le Yao Yao thought this topic was awkward and swiftly changed it. “Yu, I’m really hungry!”

“Alright, let’s go eat now.”

Leng Jun Yu placed his arm around Le Yao Yao’s tiny waist and the two of them headed for the Hall.

Originally, they thought this issue was not a big deal. But the two of them had no idea that there was a hidden secret behind this red birthmark…

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A month quickly gone by. During this time, Leng Jun Yu’s injury had mostly healed. So, once again, a lucky date was chosen for Le Yao Yao and Leng Jun Yu’s wedding.

This lucky date was the 15th of next month. Since there were only three weeks before the wedding, Le Yao Yao had to return to the ancient kingdom of Khotan soon.

Her adopted mother, the Empress, heard about the ambush from her last attempt and was relieved to know Le Yao Yao wasn’t hurt. However, the Empress wanted to see her as soon as possible.

But since Leng Jun Yu was injured, Le Yao Yao told the Empress she was going to remain at Prince Rui’s residence until he was healed. She wrote a long letter explaining in details about her relationship with Leng Jun Yu and Nangong Jun Xi. Although the Empress thought it was rather odd her Lulu shifted her love from her son to Leng Jun Yu, she was willing to allow Le Yao Yao to marry anyone that she wanted.

Meanwhile, Leng Jun Yu also received Nangong Jun Xi’s letter. Nangong Jun Xi stated that Tong Ya was pregnant and they were going to get marry a month after their wedding. Currently, Nangong Jun Xi and Tong Ya were in their honeymoon stage. They often went sightseeing and exploring. They were in their own little world and weren’t coming back until Yu and Yao Yao’s wedding.

From the letter, it was obvious that Nangong Jun Xi had fallen for Tong Ya. Le Yao Yao and Leng Jun Yu were very surprised but happy for them. They must have a story of their own.

Le Yao Yao decided she will interrogate Tong Ya once she sees her again. She was curious to know how Tong Ya managed to win Nangong Jun Xi’s heart.

Currently, it was early morning. However, Prince Rui’s residence was bustling with activity because today was the day that Le Yao Yao was heading back to her hometown.

At this moment, Le Yao Yao was standing by the entrance as she silently watched the chief manager commanding the other eunuchs to carry the items onto the horse carriage.

Le Yao Yao couldn’t help but recall the ambush. Fortunately, both her and the child was fine. Would another accident occur this time? 

Honestly, Le Yao Yao only wanted to peacefully get to her hometown and wait for Yu to pick her up and marry her. She hoped her wish could be fulfilled.

While she was praying on the inside, someone hugged her from behind. Le Yao Yao smelled the familiar ambergris scent and felt calm.

“What are you thinking about, wifey?” Leng Jun Yu placed his chin lightly on top of Le Yao Yao’s head.

Le Yao Yao pursed her lips and expressed her concerns. “Yu, I’m afraid…”

“Silly, what are you afraid of? There won’t be another accident. This time, this Prince arranged 3x more guards to protect you; even a fly wouldn’t be able to get in and sting you. So, don’t worry.”

Then, Leng Jun Yu flipped Le Yao Yao around to face him and gently lowered his head to kiss her knitted brows.

Next chapter

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 249

To my dear readers,

I’ve been super busy lately!! Ahhhh no time to translate. X_X. But this is a good chapter, so I think you guys will like it. *wink wink*

Chapter 249

P.S. My site is theeunuch.com If you’re reading anywhere else, this translation has been stolen. I did not give anyone the right to put my translations anywhere. You may translate it in the language that you want, but please don’t copy and paste my work. I have spent around 630 hours of my life on this. 

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 248

To my dear readers,

This is the end of the sad depressing arc. :'( I hope you guys are prepared!

In addition, check out http://iamthefunny.net/pages/theeunuch/ if you want to hear more of iamthefunny’s readings of the novel!

Thank you for all the support you guys have given me. I read and see every single comment.

I don’t have enough brain power to write a long announcement post, so I’m going to post something I had written a long time ago.


The material I am using for this post is based from a book called, “How to live without fear and worry” by K.Sri Dhammananda.

1. Modern life is a struggle -a struggle to gain monetary rewards, comfort and luxury. Instead of bring happiness, this lifestyle brings anxieties and stress. 

When I read this line, I was slightly stunned. I’ve always known that life is not easy, but I have never really thought about why life is so hard. Is it hard because we are always trying to attain something we don’t have? Why is it so difficult to be happy with our lives? Some may blame society and the media for causing us to be so ungrateful, but stop for a second, and ask yourself, “What are you chasing after?” 

2. Pleasure can be bought, but not happiness. 

Most people believe when they possess a lot of money, they will be happy. After all, if you have a lot of money, you have the option to decide whether you want to work or not. Money isn’t just money. Money signifies freedom, opportunity, status, and power.But does that equal to happiness? Some may say so, some may disagree. I personally think having money is great, and definitely necessary to some degree; however, I do not think money can buy me happiness. If I have to do something I hate in exchange for money, it’s not worth it.

Ask yourself, “Are you driven by money so you can buy what you want? After you get the item, do you think you’ll be happy?” 

There are a lot of things money can buy, but there are also a lot of things money can’t buy. For example, family, true friends, true love, good health, a home, wisdom, and etc.

3. Truly great people have one thing in common, that is, they use their resources -wisdom, sympathy, power, energy, knowledge for the good and benefit of mankind.

I believe this is true. Although I do not have a lot to give, I try to offer the best to you guys. If you happen to stumble across my blog, I hope it makes a positive difference in your life.

4. “A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough!” -Benjamin Franklin 

I also agree with this statement. Life is really a collection of our experiences. Our goal should be to increase the number of good experiences.

5. Kindness is a virtue that the blind can see and the deaf can hear. 

Being kind doesn’t require a lot of time. Sometimes, a smile can make all the difference. You can always give more if you choose to. Treat others like how you want to be treated. If you want to feel loved, you have to love first.

I hope you guys like this post. I haven’t been feeling too well lately, but I decided to share some of my “wisdom” today. Haha.

P.S. This is actually a really deep and insightful book. It’s a worthy read.

Come back later for the chapter! 247 is already posted.

Chapter 248

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 247

To my dear readers,

First of all, I would like to thank Yujung for donating to me once again. Thank you for supporting me! Secondly, I’m going to be releasing two chapters today so we can finish off this sad/confusing/dramatic arc.

It took me a very long time to edit this arc because it was written so poorly. However, the author has an amazing imagination so I tried to keep all the good stuff and turned it into what you guys get to read.

This arc is very confusing to me because I honestly don’t know why Le Yao Yao looks identical to ______________ (lol I blanked it in case some readers haven’t read this arc yet).

The ending of this arc will be chapter 189 of the raws. You might think we’re almost done since there are only 220 raw chapters, but I looked ahead and almost all the chapters are 6k-12k each. That means, we’re probably going to have another 50+ chapters or so (it might be more depending on how much of her material I could use).


Here’s a snippet of SG. If you’re a fujoshi, you will like this! 

“I will press it on the count of three. One…two…” While I was about to take the picture, I noticed a tall and blurry figure heading towards us. The person’s facial features looked very familiar. He was walking at a very quick pace.

“Three!” Just as I was about to press the button, a strong force pulled me away. I turned but before I could react, the person with the same height as me pressed his lips against mines.

“Ah!!!!!” The young lady yelped.

“Y- you…! You!” My eyes were wide and I was in shock. What the heck was going on?

When Suyang kissed me, I felt as if my soul nearly flew out of my body.

The man that was wearing the slim-fit windbreaker was the love of my life. Right now, he had his hands in his pockets as he observed me.

“You think you could secretly leave me like this? You think I wouldn’t figure it out?” Suyang put his arm around my waist and pulled me closer.

The girls around me began to shriek!

Then, there was a moment of silence and the applause began.

“You two are so compatible!”

“Congratulations! I wish you two all the best!”

“I hope you guys will live happily forever after!”

Then, they all left as they discussed amongst each other.

As expected, this was a fujoshi society! When I was Lin Yixin, no one ever told me I was compatible with Suyang. But now that I am Anson…. No! I’m not going to think of that now!

“Do you know what you are doing?” I was the same height as Suyang now. It felt really weird to meet him eye to eye.

“I know. I was confirming whether you’re the person I think you are.” Suyang kindly smiled, “No matter what you turn into, I will recognize you.”

Suyang’s words….

I pushed him away, but my face was already all red, “I’m a man. Who would’ve thought that the famous Author Su is a GAY? What a pity. I’m not!”

Logically speaking, Suyang shouldn’t have recognized me. I never said or hinted a thing. In my opinion, I didn’t do anything to give it away.

“Don’t you remember what I said at the television station? I said if you’re fat, I would like fat. If you’re skinny, I would like skinny. If you’re tall, I would like tall. If you’re short, I would like short.” Suyang placed his two hands on my shoulders and made me face him. “But I never thought you would make it so hard for me and become a man.”

Suyang lowered his head and chuckled. Then, he held my hand and said, “I guess I can only like a man now.”

His hand was so warm. He made it hard for me to pull away. “You have the wrong person.” I had to lie. If I admitted I was Yixin, Suyang will definitely not allow me to leave. If I don’t leave, how could I save Grandmother Meng?

“If I recognized the wrong person, then why is your face so red? Your blush confirms that you’re the person I’m searching for.”

“B-bullshit! If you were randomly kissed by someone of the same sex, would you not turn red?”

“I wouldn’t turn red!” Suyang responded confidently. As expected, he was the overlord of thick skin….

You can read this here! It is also translated by me!

Chapter 247

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 246

To my dear readers,

First, I would like to thank Cyra Camille and CC Je for their donations to me. Thank you so much for choosing to support me! I got your message. It means a lot to me because I’ve been really really down about my drop in readers.

I guess I was naive into thinking that for some reason, my readers would be different. I thought my readers would support me as long as my chapters were free. But it turned out that more than half of them wouldn’t spend more than a few extra seconds for me.

That realization hit me really hard and made me quite depressed. But I’m still here. Don’t worry, I’m not dropping. I do read all of your comments (even though I’m way too busy to reply to each and everyone now). Some of you guys try to make me understand your perspectives and how you feel and I do understand why the other readers choose to read on aggregator sites.

In the past, I had argued with some readers from novelplanet because I was so upset they clearly knew my chapters were being stolen, yet they still chose to read on novelplanet due to convenience. Ultimately, most readers just want to read the story. They don’t care about me (the translator) and perhaps some of them have never bothered to read any of my announcement posts (or they do not care to).

But I was pretty lucky today. I actually received two donations and that hasn’t happened for quite some time. Also, you guys were nice enough to help me click some ads 2 days ago. Thank you so much!

Some of you suggested that I block the IP addresses of those aggregator sites so they can’t steal/get my content, but I don’t even know how to find my own IP address LOL. In the past, I’ve tried passwords. They don’t work. I’ve also asked a computer expert and he said he tried captcha (or however you spell it) but it only worked for 48 hours.

Basically, the only thing that works is if I post the chapter randomly and make it super unpredictable on old announcement posts OR I put it on patreon behind a paywall (basically you need to be a patron in order to read). Patreon is obviously the easiest way but I know no one wants to pay to read.

Most of my patrons support me because they’re just being nice/feels bad for me (or maybe they like my translations a lot and wants to keep me motivated). I don’t offer any advanced chapters at all. There are only 3 benefits of becoming my patron.

  1. You get the chapter emailed to you
  2. You get the chapter a few hours before I release it to the public
  3. For every 6 patrons, I release a bonus chapter every month (But since the amount he/she contribute doesn’t matter, most patrons would choose to give the lowest amount. Nonetheless, the fact they still choose to support me means A LOT. Because they know I’m still going to translate regardless if they pledge or not)

So, I’m really grateful to those who have chosen to give me a donation or pledge. I’m also very grateful to those who have actually taken the time to read my announcement posts and stayed by my side even though they could go read on an aggregator site.

Thank you so much for staying with me. Thank you for clicking an ad (if you have clicked an ad). An ad is short for advertisement. So basically, if you press on one of the advertisements, it would link you to the site of something else. Depending on the country you’re from, it may give me 0.00001 cent or a few cents. In some extreme rare cases, I get nearly $1. But nowadays, ads pay so little. Usually, I can’t even get $1 after 2000 views. Sometimes, 1000 views give me $0.20 because most people have adblocks on.

Strangely, my amount of facebook likes have increased despite losing more than a thousand readers. It does make me happy to know I have some real fans though. All the likes on my facebook fanpage are real ones. I would never pay for fake likes.

I’m also really grateful for all the readers who have spent time drawing for me. Once again, I would like to thank Mangoguy for writing the fanfic (over a thousand words!! You can find the link on the facebook fanpage or in one of the announcement posts). I would also like to thank iamthefunny for taking the time to read out my chapters and putting it online.

Actually, I have another reader who was planning to read the chapters of eunuch but she probably got tired because it’s too much work. If you want, you can google “Yan the reader” on youtube and find 6 chapters?! I’ve also had another reader who made an MV of the Eunuch is Pregnant before. (I’ve linked it in the fanpage a few months ago).

I’m actually quite lucky since all these readers did all this without me asking them to (well, I guess you guys got bonus chapters for some of the submissions :P).

Wow, my post is getting too long. Ok, I’ll stop now. Basically, I’m going to use the old method again and link the actual chapter in an hour or something. Hopefully the bots will steal this and assume it’s the actual chapter.

I will link the chapter here later. Chapter 246

P.S. I’m too lazy to reread everything I’ve written so there might be some spelling mistakes.