The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 287

To my dear readers,

First, I would like to thank Stumblelina for becoming my patron! I got a message from you but I don’t know why I can’t find it! I’ll respond by tomorrow night! (I’m going to be away on a trip for a day and a half).

Anyhow, I have no time to write a long post or be shameless because my friend is going to pick me up now. Here’s the chapter

Next week, we’ll have some snu snu!!

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The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 286

To my dear readers,

We have a dramatic chapter today!! (Actually, we have a few more dramatic chapters). But don’t worry, the sad times will be gone soon!!!!

Here’s a snippet of Supernatural Girlfriend! 😉 *TRANSLATED BY ME* It has some snu snu too!


Alcohol is a scary thing.

It wears a sparkling translucent mask. On the outside, it may seem pure. But deep down, it evilly grins as it watches its victims devour cup after cup. Gradually, it will steal their consciousness just when they least expect of it.

I hadn’t touched so much alcohol since Xialing’s birthday. Usually, I would control myself. After all, I was a workaholic. However, yesterday, the young hirees were very good drinkers. I ended up drinking far more than I had initially anticipated.

“Ah… my head hurts!” I grumbled. I drank way too much last night. The moment I woke up, I could barely turn around. All my body parts ached.

I gazed around my surroundings. This….doesn’t look like my hotel room. Yet, it was so familiar…. abnormally familiar

I tried very hard to recall the sequence of events from last night. But my memories were only filled with loud noises and cheering glasses.

This is bad. I couldn’t remember anything after the alcohol. Where am I? Who brought me here?

When I attempted to dig through my memories again, someone suddenly tugged the blanket.

Instantly, my body stiffen.

Who was behind me? What the heck? Wait a sec…why am I naked?

Oh God! Oh Heavens! F**k my life! Don’t tell me last night I ended up in bed with someone after I was drunk!?!??!

I began to have a mental breakdown as I gripped my hair with both hands. I looked like I was going to pull all my hair out. Then, I gulped down my saliva and anxiously turned my head to stare. I wanted to confirm there was actually a person next to me.

I reached out my shaky hands and gently lifted the corner of the blanket. It was a man with an angelic face. Su..yang?

Could we have…the two of us….last night….AH!?!?!?! What?! HOW!?!??!?!?!

“Are you alright?” Suddenly, Suyang’s hazy voice appeared in my mind. It seemed to be part of last night’s missing snippets.

I wanted to scream, but luckily, I covered my mouth just in time to drown out the sound. Suyang was still deep asleep, but I couldn’t think anymore. The only solution was to leave the scene as soon as possible!!!

I sat up but my bones wouldn’t stop crackling each time I moved. I was so afraid to wake Suyang that I held in my breath.

Where are my clothes?! Clothes!!?!?!?! I looked all around the bed. Eventually, I found a pile of clothes all piled up on the messy floor. Then, I stared at the walls around me. The walls were covered with anime posters and the cabinets were stuffed with action figures. My intuition was correct. This is Suyang’s bedroom!

I got out of the bed and considered my current state. I had no idea when Suyang was going to wake up. So, I snatched the pile of clothes and bolted into the bathroom.

Then, I wrapped a towel around my body and sat on the toilet as I began to pick out my clothes from the mess. All of them reeked of alcohol.

I finally found my cell phone in my pocket and checked the time. It was only 6 am or so. I still had enough time to return to the hotel and shower.

After I put my clothes back on, I secretly poked my head out of the bathroom door. I walked quietly on tiptoes towards the entrance. Just before I left, I glanced at Suyang’s bedroom. He was still in a deep slumber.

I leaned against the door frame and had a blissful smile on my face. But a second later, I snapped out of it. What am I doing? This is not the time to daydream!

On my way back to the hotel, I was in a zoned-out state the whole duration. I leaned my back against the taxi seat and stared outside the window. Based on the throbbing pain from my lower region and how sore I was, we must have done something very intensive last night.

But how did I end up in his bed after the party? It made no sense!

Before I could solve this riddle, the taxi had already arrived back at the hotel. I hurriedly paid and got off. I didn’t want to see the subtle smile that the taxi driver kept throwing at me.

You can read this novel here (It is already completed! So you should just read it if you’re waiting in the meantime for my releases :P)

And here’s the chapter

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The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 284

To my dear readers,

The next few chapters will be very, “….wow….”. Sorry for the slow releases. It really hurts my brain. I’m so tired…

Come back in an hour for the chapter. It will be -_-”

In the meantime, check out my blog post! I haven’t written a blog post in months. In the past, I would write one every week. But ever since I started translating more consistently, I have no more brain cells left. T_T

Read this! <– It would mean a lot to me if you would read my blog posts as well.

P.S. I’m also the translator of Your Highness, I know my wrongs and Supernatural Girlfriend! They’re both under the completed section of volarenovels.com

I’ve also translated 6% of Doomed to be Cannon Fodder 😛 (also under the completed section of volarenovels)

Mommy and daddy parasite

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 283

To my dear readers,

First, I would like to thank Christine for her donation to me! Thank you for choosing to support me! I got your message!! I’m very thankful to anyone who is willing to donate to me. <3   . You guys are so sweet!

Next, I had some issues with my site. Apparently, it was some caching issue. Hopefully, it won’t happen again!?! I hope this will show up on mobile and tablet now. (Initially, my post wasn’t showing on mobile/tablet until a day later).

Also, the writing became extremely disorganized and confusing near the end. If you read the raws, you will understand. I tried minimizing it as much as I could, but you might like be WTF….since the author is creating a lot of unnecessary drama. But this sad arc will be short. Just hang in there for 5 chapters or so???? (I won’t know exactly how many until I am done translating).

Here’s the chapter

P.S. I have never posted so early before. I wonder if I will be able to get some new readers? =D?? Please recommend this novel to others if you like it!!

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 282

To my dear readers,

These sad chapters are making me miserable. T_T. So sad… don’t worry though! The last 10 chapters or so will be sweet! We have a short sad arc….

By the way, one of my friends/translators has released his translations on amazon. It’s free until Sunday at midnight. Right now, he really needs some reviews and exposure. If you guys want to read something while waiting in the meantime, please consider supporting him! Here’s the link https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HFTYNDD

Why you should support Ensj:

  1. He is a Korean translator. Korean to English translators are very rare. (Where are my Koreans at? *gangster G* :P)
  2. He is a pretty dedicated guy. He also has permission from the translator to translate this.
  3. He’s someone I’ve met in person before. I just want to help him out a bit. Right now, Ensj really need reviews.
  4. It’s free to read/download until Sunday!
  5. We (translators) just want more people to read our translations.

P.S. He did change the synopsis, but it takes a few days before it will show on amazon.

Anyhow, this is the chapter. Click here!

I don’t know why my post is not showing up on my homepage for mobile or tablet. 😭😭 I posted this 9 hours ago! (I can see it on the desktop though)

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 281

To my dear readers,

We still have a bunch of sad chapters but soon, the bird will be back!! Do you guys miss the birdy? lol I posted a reader’s comment on my facebook fanpage. I told the readers to click LIKE if they miss the birdy. But so far, everyone just clicked “HAHA”. -_-”

Hehe. It was this comment.

Ahahaha. Have we seen the angry bird yet? XD? I don’t think so! AHAHAHAHA. We will have a frustrated bird in a few chapters when Xuan’er ….*use your imagination*. 😛

Here’s the chapter. click here

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The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 280

To my dear readers,

I hope you guys are all doing well! We’re at 280! I think I’m on track to finishing at 300 but we’ll have to see. I’m spending A LOT of time editing the raws. It is definitely a lot of work. I’m very tired, but I really want the novel to do well.

Sigh. When you are managing your own site, there’s so much to do. Let me give you a list of things that I have to do:

  1. Try to not get banned (going through old comments and editing out swear words from readers), making sure I’m not writing anything too sexual  *PLEASE DO NOT USE THE F WORD*
  2. Market myself (try to gain more readers either by promoting shamelessly on social media or telling other people about it)
  3. Translate the novel (Go through the Chinese version a few times, edit out garbage, translate it, tries to make it sound like English instead of Chinese English)
  4. Answer comments (ok, I rarely do this nowadays because I’m too lazy and busy. But I used to reply to every single reader)
  5. Think of how to stay alive and not become extinct (due to the number of web novels available, many readers are now stockpiling instead of reading chapter by chapter). You really have to stand out if you want to survive in this market
  6. Think of how to fight aggregator sites (I have lost millions and millions of views from all these sites that steal from me)
  7. Figure out how to get donations/pledges/people to financially support me (it’s really hard to gain a supportive fanbase that’s willing to pay. Since reading the novel is free, there is no need for anyone to donate or support me at all. They must want to do it from the bottom of their hearts. Not only that, they have to have the ability to support me as well) I am grateful for all of my supporters!!
  8. Translate so well that people will be willing to read my other translations as well. If you guys are new, I’m also the translator of “Your Highness, I know my wrongs” as well as “Supernatural Girlfriend”. They’re both completed on volarenovels.com  If a reader reads both novels from the beginning to the end, I will make almost $0.14 per reader. (Yeah, you think novel translators make a lot? Think again)
  9. Get more popular. If you’re not growing, you’re shrinking!!! Ahhhh. How can I get more readers? Sigh.

Okay that’s it. But it’s definitely much harder than working for someone else. If someone is paying you for your work, you have the stability and comfort. But when you’re doing it yourself, there’s no one to support you if you fail. So what if you invested hundreds of hours into something? If people don’t wanna read it, too bad for you. If people don’t want to support you, too bad.

Starting your own site/business/start up/whatever is tough. There is a lot more risk and there’s no guarantee that you will ever become “known”. You might have the best product or whatever it is, but if no one discovers you, you’re still screwed.

Anyhow, I read all the comments and I just want you guys to know that I’m thankful you’re reading my work. Hopefully this will be stolen by the bots. Sadly, a lot of the sites are too smart and they always get rid of my announcement post. Ughhhhhh.

Click here for the chapter

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 279

To my dear readers,

I would like to thank Gregory for his generous donation to me! September 13th is my birthday, and he found out from discord and wanted to give me a surprise. Thank you so much for your generosity! I am very touched by your gesture. <3

Next, there will be a happy ending! It’s just going to be really depressing for a while…. *sigh* I wish it wasn’t so sad either. It is very exhausting to translate something so depressing. *sighs louder*.

Anyhow, I hope you enjoy the chapter. Please turn off adblock for me.

the chapter

The Eunuch is Pregnant: Chapter 278

To my dear readers,

Novelonlinefree took 800k views away from me. Omg… it seems like no matter what I do, my translations get stolen unless I put it behind patreon. *UGHHHHH* Sigh. My site is slowly dying, guys. So sad. During my prime, I could hit almost 20k views per day. Now, I can barely get 5k… oh dear…

But don’t worry, I’m still going to finish this novel. If you guys see no chapters from me, just be patient because I promise you I won’t quit. <3   . We are around 206 of the raws? There are only 220 chapters, but the chapters are SOOOOOO long and SOOOOOOOO draggy and SOOOOOO bad, so it takes a lot of brain cells for me to go through them before I can even start translating.

I know I’m always complaining, but at the end, I still get it done. That’s what matters, right? :P. I love you all and thanks for sticking around.

I should be able to finish by 300 or maybe even sooner (but if we get a few more 12k characters chapters, then no). The end of this novel is really worth it. So, please don’t drop this now! We have another emo arc after this… (but it’s really short). Then, Xuan’er is gonna mark his property and not let his daddy touch his mommy LOLOLOLOL. Stay tuned! <3

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P.P.S. So apparently, I can’t write the word sh*t, g@y, b00b, br0th*l, the f word, and anything that is remotely sexual. So please be careful in the comments. If you guys swear, I get reported lol birds and bunnies are okay for now.