The Eunuch Is Pregnant: Chapter 65



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Chapter 65: Are you playing with fire?

Le Yao Yao immediately turned her tragic and hopeless pupils to stare at Prince Rui. Currently, Prince Rui’s icy pupils were scarlet. It looked like there was a passionate fire burning from within. It made him look almost beastly and wild.

He was like a hungry beast that wanted to pounce onto his prey and ferociously swallow it whole.

And she, unfortunately, was the prey in his eyes…

“Eh….?”

Wuwu. She didn’t want to be a prey! No!

While she was thinking, she moved her hand again. She wanted to pull away and get the f**k out of there.

Unexpectedly, the King of Hell seemed to have sense her thoughts. He was faster than her and tightly placed his big hand over hers as his raspy voice rang out –

“Xiao Tu Zi, are you playing with fire?”

Play with fire? Only ghosts would want to play with fire!

Her opponent was the King of Hell. Playing with fire would mean losing her life! She didn’t want to die!

Thinking of this, Le Yao Yao stared into the fiery dark pupils. Her mouth began to quivered. Originally, she was planning to smile like a flower to explain herself, but currently, her smile looked worse than tears. She couldn’t stop stuttering.

“P-Prince, uh, s-servant didn’t do it on purpose…”

“Oh? Is that so?”

Leng Jun Yu sounded like he understood, but he deliberately stretched the “oh”. Clearly, his attitude showed he didn’t believe her at all. Le Yao Yao’s mouth couldn’t help but twitch.

Le Yao Yao knew she was in deep trouble. Currently, the thing she feared most was the big bird that she was holding.

Ahhhhhhh!!

She really wanted to let go, but the King of Hell’s hand was as hard as iron. She couldn’t budge at all.

In addition, she could feel the soft bird turning into a hard bird. Furthermore, it was beginning to heat up and expand!

Although she had personally seen the bird with her eyes, this was the first time she was touching it. (tl: And not the last *wink*)

The feeling was too overwhelming!!

Leng Jun Yu wasn’t naked, but Le Yao Yao could totally feel and imagine the scenery underneath the clothes…

Ahhhhhh!!!

Oh God! She was going to turn crazy!

And what the hell was the King of Hell doing? She was currently a eunuch! A EUNUCH!!! Why was he making such a move towards a eunuch?! Could the rumours be true? The King of Hell didn’t like women, but preferred ….. eunuchs?!?

Eh!? The King of Hell was truly the King of Hell! He had such strong taste!

But what about that woman in the picture scroll? Wasn’t that his sweetheart?

Also, what was the King of Hell’s intentions? Did he wanted to…uh…do the deed with her?

How is that possible?!

Thinking of this, Le Yao Yao became increasingly anxious.

Although one of her hands was firmly suppressed by the King of Hell, she could move her other hand. Subconsciously, she used her other hand to cover her neck collar; just in case the King of Hell was going to turn into a beast and pounce on her.

He may be interested in eunuchs, but she was a fraud! If he knew she wasn’t a real eunuch, would he feel so ashamed that he would “ka cha” her?

Thinking of this, Le Yao Yao felt like her spirit was evaporating. She looked even more horrified.

“P-Prince….p-please r-release your hand. S-servant is a eunuch. It’s not possible….” Le Yao Yao was trembling nonstop due to excessive distress.

His pupils were watery; just like a clear spring. He looked so pitiful.

Leng Jun Yu knew he shouldn’t be acting this way. Logically, he knew he should let go. But, emotionally, he was reluctant.

Especially since the little eunuch’s soft hand was holding onto his family jewel…he was experiencing a desire he had never felt in his life.

He really wanted “him”. Even though “he” was a eunuch…

Thinking of this, Leng Jun Yu could no longer suppress his beastly desires. His gaze was scorching hot as he intently stared at the tender red lips. Then, with one hand, he tightly held onto the back of Le Yao Yao’s head to fixate his position. Leng Jun Yu refused to allow him to budge as he accurately lowered his lips…

Seeing Leng Jun Yu’s lips inching closer and closer, Le Yao Yao felt like her life was over. She hopelessly closed her eyes…

Aaaiii. F**k my life!

But, at the moment of life and death, a crisp and clear knock interrupted. Following was a low and cold voice –

“Prince Rui, the Emperor has an urgent call!”

“Eh….”

Leng Jun Yu’s entire body stiffened as he heard the news from the other side of the carved wooden doors. He instantly paused all his actions.

However, his handsome brows were crinkled. It appeared he was unhappy about being interrupted.

But he knew that Mei wouldn’t have announced if it wasn’t urgent. So, Leng Jun Yu rigidly released Le Yao Yao and stood up from his seat.

He patted his crinkled robe and made sure his breathing was calm before he spoke.

“Mm. I understand.”


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54 thoughts on “The Eunuch Is Pregnant: Chapter 65”

      1. Damn. HIKARICHAN_LOL. YOUR comment made me my imagination wild. I’m currently thinking something dirty 😶 Men’s bird. Explode. Sticky substance. Shitake mushroom!!! My dirty mind has corrupted my virgin hands into
        typing this 😂

          1. Should read “Doomed to be Cannon Fodder” on volare. The Bush Army (rabid fan army) is recruiting. They’re hiding in the bushes, watching the main couple’s snu-snu and readying their pitchforks for the c*ckblockers.

            *In fact, this novel is really close to DCF in terms of story: transmigrating trying to avoid death at the hands of the King/Prince of Hell and failing comically.*

          2. Lololol! Hmm I should keep up with DCF! Haha I translated 8 of the first 50 chapters 😉 but after reading them raws (up to 120), I stopped lol. I wonder when Long Heng will stop getting c*ckblocked 😂😂

        1. Hi MeiMei!!! Fufufu. Are you bushiie as well??

          Snu snu is like this :

          (~ ̄³ ̄)~ snu*snu* sound effects of forcefully trying to kiss someone…but we use snu snu as “lovey dovey scenes” e.g can i have some snu snu means can i have some lovey dovey scenes to read.

          Me is Yuuko! I use it in volare too. Jun Huang Yuuko. Yuuko for short! The seeker of snu snu!

      1. Fufufufu. Bush army is snu snu seeker. So of course bushiies will meet its same specie.

        When will the dragon eat this bunny?? :3 now that i think about it.. Two bunnies!!! Bunny from DCF and here. Kekeke.

        1. Not for a very long time!!! The novel moves so slowly 😪😪😪. Sooooo slow. This is probably only the 4th day they’ve met.

    1. Yes , it was a most important call..If not the prince would be torn between anger and lust. It could prove a very interesting adventure.
      Thank you for this translation

      1. Yeah!! But his lust is more powerful than his anger! His animal brain took over 😆😆😆. Fortunately, Le Yao Yao got away coz of the knock!

  1. I was about to envisage a eunuch being ravished, but then got cut off even before it materialised. Ah such is life maybe in the next few chapters???? Thanks.

  2. It seems that not only Long Heng from DCF has been cursed to be CB forever.
    Now the poor king of hell has joined his planet .-.
    Ah it’s killing me.
    They are so freaking pitiable…

    1. Lololol!!! I know right?! Poor Long Heng! It has been 120 chapters already! Haha yeah Leng Jun Yu will just have to waitttt

  3. New reader here. The title caught my attention and the story certainly did not disappoint.

    This is the second rated chinese fic I read and I love it so far. It’s funny how p***s is called a bird. One fic even call it a turtle 😂

    Thank you for translating and sharing this funny fic with us.

    1. Thank you for reading, new reader!!! I’m glad you like the story! ☺️☺️☺️ you caught up so fast! 😮😮

  4. I love how LJY admits that he wants “him”. Hihihi. And he likes to share his Big bird to Yao’er. And Big Bird loves the little rabbit’s touch. ^¡¡^
    Massive Nosebleed.

    1. LOL!! Yeah!! He is in tune with his emotions! 😆😆😆

      He always want Le Yao Yao to touch his bird. 😂😂😂

  5. If this become more intense in the future…. i need to read this when i’m alone *glace at the title*

    Thanks for the chapter ^-^

  6. YOU’RE PLAYING WITH FIRE BABE
    AND YOU’RE GOING TO BURN
    OH
    YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH!!

    HEY GURL, YOU’RE STUPID OR HWAT
    ¡¡JISUS!!
    IT’S A F**KING HOT DUD WANTING TO KISS YOU
    AND YOU DON’T WANT
    WHAT THE F**K IS GOING IN YOUR HEAD
    YOUR FUCKING MOM!!11!

  7. =.,= uh please put some warnings on Novelupdates “genre” and “tag” I thought this is like all the other innocent novels out there but the content is so “mature” >\\\\\\<

  8. I seriously find the analogy of male **** to a bird seriously hilarious.
    haha

    Softbird, hard bird, big bird ect…..where is angry bird then?
    haha
    looking forward on what kind of bird it is soon. ❤❤❤

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