The Eunuch Is Pregnant: Chapter 165



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Chapter 165: It’s for you to lick

Leng Jun Yu’s voice was low, but it couldn’t conceal his constraint.

Of course, Le Yao Yao was oblivious to the situation. She only knew that the annoying waist belt was finally off. She could continue now.

Thinking of this, Le Yao Yao reached her hand to strip off all of the remaining clothing.

Leng Jun Yu was very helpful during the process. So, in a jiffy, all the clothes were off. Finally, there was only his pair of pants left.

Le Yao Yao blinked her intoxicated pupils as she looked down.

Oh God! What a hot body!

He had a thin waist, muscular arms, and broad chest. He could be compared to an african cheetah! It was as if he had unlimited amount of power!

“Wahhhh! What a great body!” exclaimed Le Yao Yao.

“Haha, do you like it?” Leng Jun Yu seductively murmured.

“Yes! It is a great body. It’s better than models and magazines!!”

Not only did it look great, it felt amazing. Le Yao Yao liked how smooth and elastic Leng Jun Yu’s skin was.

However, hearing this, Leng Jun Yu sat up and narrowed his pupils. There was a dangerous glint coming out of his eyes.

“You’ve seen other male bodies?” he demanded.

Leng Jun Yu didn’t know who “models” and “magazines” were, but they sounded like names.

Although they were both men, the moment Leng Jun Yu imagined Le Yao Yao seeing other men’s xx, he was furious. How dare “he” compared him with other men?

As expected, Le Yao Yao couldn’t sense Leng Jun Yu’s anger. So, she nodded and told the truth.

“Men’s xx? Yeah! I’ve seen it!”

Ever since she had arrived in this era, she had seen many men’s xx!!

“Tell me, whose xx have you seen?”

I will exterminate them! This little guy was his and his alone!! If he wants to see someone’s xx, he can only admire his!

Thinking of this, Leng Jun Yu felt very sour. But he had no idea that he was jealous.

Le Yao Yao began to count her fingers.

*hiccup* “Let me count. I’ve seen the 7th Prince’s, Xing’s, Mei’s….*burp*..and…”

“There’s still more?” Leng Jun Yu roared.

His fire of desire had turned into the fire of fury.

Damn it! How could “he” admire so many men’s xx? He will not permit this! No!

Since Leng Jun Yu was so mad, he wanted to harshly punish Le Yao Yao. So, he bent down and bit on Le Yao Yao’s lips.

Le Yao Yao felt the pain and immediately shoved Leng Jun Yu away.

She had always been the type to get revenge. Now that someone had bitten her, of course she would bite back!

Thinking of this, Le Yao Yao’s eyes drunkenly landed on Leng Jun Yu’s nipple and she ruthlessly began to bite him!

Leng Jun Yu felt a slight pain, but it was nothing to him.

So, Leng Jun Yu didn’t stop Le Yao Yao. Because, while “he” was biting him, Leng Jun Yu felt a tingling sensation throughout his entire body.

His lower body region was even more tense now. The beast had awoken from his thousand year slumber.

Finally, Le Yao Yao sensed Leng Jun Yu’s xx. She felt as if there was something sticking up her butt. It was making her sitting position very uncomfortable.

So, Le Yao Yao crinkled her brows and pouted her lips.

“What is poking me? It’s making me uncomfortable….” She mumbled.

Le Yao Yao tried to pull the “stick” off her butt.

Obviously, she had no idea that the “stick” was part of Leng Jun Yu’s body. So no matter how hard she tugged, it wouldn’t go away.

Instead, she heard sounds of suffering.

“Eh?”

Le Yao Yao was too affected by the xx to bite Leng Jun Yu’s chest. Now, she was totally distracted by the thing in her hand.

She could feel that it was burning up. It was big and thick. It was just like a wooden stick.

Seeing this, she asked out of confusion, “Why is there a hidden stick here?”

“…..” Leng Jun Yu was speechless.

But he didn’t do anything to stop Le Yao Yao. He wanted him to continue.

But Le Yao Yao didn’t do as he wished. She released the hot stick in her hand. Then, she got off Leng Jun Yu and stared at the pants that was covering the treasure.

However, now, the bird was high up in the air; so there was an obvious bulge. It evoked Le Yao Yao’s curiosity.

Since her brain was muddled, Le Yao Yao didn’t think at all and brazenly pulled off his pants.

“…..” Leng Jun Yu knew that Le Yao Yao only acting like this because he was drunk. However, since he took the initiative to eat him, he was very happy!

At least, he could demand compensation later on..muahaha.

Currently, Le Yao Yao was shocked by Leng Jun Yu’s xx. Her eyes were popping out.

“Wah… so big….*hiccup*… what a big …..hotdog….!”

Le Yao Yao’s vision was hazy. She wasn’t exactly sure what she was looking at. She assumed the thing in front of her was a hotdog.

Leng Jun Yu was pleased by Le Yao Yao’s reaction.

“Do you remember what to do next?” he groaned.

“Eh?”

Hearing the low raspy voice, Le Yao Yao shook her dizzy brain and pouted. “What should I do? I’m not hungry. I don’t want to eat…”

Plus, she cannot finish such a big hotdog

“Eat?”

Leng Jun Yu realized Le Yao Yao was actually too drunk to function. He was worried that Le Yao Yao would literally “eat” his family jewel. That would be bad. After all, “he” really liked to eat.

So, Leng Jun Yu acted like a knowledgeable teacher as he tried to coax and tempt Le Yao Yao. “Be good, this is not here for you to eat. It’s for you to lick….”

“Lick?”

“Yes, lick. Lick it slowly…. Gently….”

“Eh….??”

Le Yao Yao was even more confused now. Don’t you chew on hotdogs? Why would you lick a hotdog?

Plus, she was too full to eat anymore. She felt as if her stomach was going to explode. Her stomach was feeling unwell. It wouldn’t stop rolling on the inside.

But, Le Yao Yao tried to hold it in.

Seeing Le Yao Yao’s uncomfortable expression, Leng Jun Yu thought he was unwilling. So he tried to make his voice sound nicer. “Just a few licks. This Prince really wants you….”

“I…I want…want….”

Hearing Le Yao Yao’s stammering, Leng Jun Yu was secretly delighted.

What?

“He” said he wants..?

So they wanted the same thing?

“Haha, then do what you want…”

He had waited for this moment for far too long!

Thinking of this, Leng Jun Yu’s mouth curved into a smile.

But when he heard Le Yao Yao’s next line, he froze.

“I want… to vomit…”

Before Leng Jun Yu could react, Le Yao Yao puked everything out. Only intense sounds of vomiting could be heard.

Leng Jun Yu felt the hot vomit all over his lower region. It was as if he was shocked by lightning and had turned into a rock…


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37 thoughts on “The Eunuch Is Pregnant: Chapter 165”

  1. Hahahahahahashaaha…. omg… this one totally a legendary puke… oh god…. Le Yaoyao… you are such a teaser and a cockblock.

  2. Haah~ finally up to date, but wow that was some hot bingeing, so much development happened!! AND NOW THIS!!! Lol probably not the “dirty” thoughts he was expecting to happen!
    Thank you for all the great chapters Grace!!

      1. thats behind the scene. her punishment for vomiting on him on set… what goes behind the scene… poor yaoyao got destroyed and the prince finally got his meal..

  3. Oh come on yaoyao! I’m just going to go sit in a corner and be emo now. Rest in peace birdie. I’ll make a grave for you and pray for your return.

  4. Hahahahahahaha
    I won’t denied that a really want him (Leng JunYu) to have a goood meal, but also I must say that he deserved.
    YOU SHALL NOT EAT!

    You guys were right about the vomit, I have so much to learn

  5. Hahahahhaha…. Broken! Le yao yao, you destroy the desire of the king of the hell.
    Le yao yao is drunk but the secret is safe. Wow…

  6. I’m crying tears of blood. If I were Leng Jun Yu at that moment, I’d probably be traumatized for life.

  7. Ahahaha! Looking forward to their interaction when LYY is sober xD why is he so angry? Why is he looking at me that way? Why is he bathing all day long?

  8. hahahahahha…..
    no words……….
    just……………..
    hahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahaha…….

  9. Ohhhhh… F**k… I think I will never drink again. But… Ahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha… Soo gross, so funny. Girl, you go! Let that King Of Hell know that taking you will not be that easy! Hahahahahahahah… Rotten to the core ;D

  10. A moment of silence for the overly eager male in the room….

    But, I’ve got to say. What did he expect? Alcohol plus sexy situation does not always equal good times.

    Poor Le Yao Yao, she’s gonna get the brunt of this and it wasn’t even her fault that Birdman wanted some good times.

    Thanks for translating buddy! You made my dreary day a whole lot better! Thank you!

  11. Sorry KOH you should wait until Yao Yao is ready. and not when she’s drunk.A good long hot bath should get rid of the odor.

  12. The sages said, the pillar that supports the heavens maybe pulled out or licked off, but a rain of acid is what the heavens shall perish to.

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