The Eunuch Is Pregnant: Chapter 137



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Chapter 137: Le Yao Yao’s street smarts

The slap was very loud and clear. Although it was already very noisy and busy where they were, people still heard it.

All of a sudden, everyone around stopped what they were doing and turned towards the source of the sound.

The woman who had her butt slapped bounced. She almost fell into the river.

But she still managed to stood her ground as she exclaimed, “Ai ya!” and quickly turned around.

“F**k! Who dared to slap this lady’s butt?!”

Following the woman’s fierce voice, everyone in the crowd held onto their breaths.

The woman was approximately 150lbs. She had thick arms and legs; just like an elephant. In addition, her stomach was huge. If a person were to briefly glance at it, he would assume she was five or six months pregnant.

But her body was not the worse thing of all. The most scariest thing was her face!

The woman’s face looked like a large piece of flatbread. Furthermore, she had a face full of acne and spots. She literally looked like the bumpy surface of a moon.

In addition, she had thick eyebrows, cow-liked eyes, garlic looking nose, and big lips.

While Le Yao Yao was giggling on the inside, the woman was furious that no one was coming forward. She began to holler again.

“Damn it! Who sexually harassed me?!”

*Pu*

*Hahahahaha!*

A bunch of people in the crowd began to snicker. In fact, a lot of people were whispering amongst themselves.

“This woman is so ugly. She should feel blessed someone would want to harass her! Yet, she is so mean about it…”

“I know, right? But I wonder who would have such taste…*cough cough*. He is sure unique. I’m surprised he would want something like this…”

“I know, right?”

Although the crowd wasn’t speaking loudly, the fat woman still overheard them. So now, she was even more enraged.

“Who dares to talk about me? Have you guys eaten the heart of a bear? Or do you have the courage of a leopard? My father has connections with the courtyard. Watch me tell my father to arrest all of you and you can all eat in prison!”

The fat woman harshly glared at everyone with her cow-like eyes.

As a result, all those who were standing behind her took a step back.

In the end, Le Yao Yao, Ru Shuang and the middle-aged man were the only ones who didn’t retreat.

Le Yao Yao didn’t retreat because she didn’t see the need to. She was waiting for the show to start!

As for the middle-aged man, he didn’t retreat because he was tall and sturdy. He wasn’t afraid of the woman one bit.

Plus, he wasn’t the one who slapped her ass. So, why would he retreat?

After glaring around her surroundings, the fat woman’s eyes landed on the middle-aged man.

She analyzed him up and down. Perhaps she felt like the man was very vulgar, so he was the most likely one to slap her ass. Hence, she narrowed her eyes and accused, “You were the one who slapped my butt?”

Although it was supposed to be a question, the fat woman sounded very certain.

After all, no one else around looked as vulgar as the man. If it wasn’t him, who else could it be?

However, the middle-aged man was disgusted.

“I slapped you?! Are you kidding me? Have you looked at yourself in the mirror? I’m not blind. Even if I were to sexually harass someone, I would pick a sweet and cute lady. But you!? You’re ugly and fat. Even a pig looks better than you! And your face… pu pu pu…I should stop talking about it. If I continue looking at you, I’m going to puke out my dinner from last New Year’s Eve!” He sneered.

The fat woman began to screech, “I know it’s you! Damn you! How dare you slap my ass and then talk badly about me? Humph!? Look at yourself! You look like a monkey’s ass. Plus, you have rat eyes and a cheap face. If I were you, I would’ve already committed suicide. How dare you stay alive to ruin other people’s eyes?”

“You ugly woman. This man here will not waste anymore time on you. I’ll tell you the truth. I wasn’t the person who slapped you!”

“Huh? Not you? Then who else could it be?” The fat woman clearly didn’t believe him.

The middle-aged man pointed to Le Yao Yao. “He was the one who slapped you. Not me!”

“What?”

The fat woman looked at Le Yao Yao. Her round and ugly face was in shock.

Le Yao Yao was prepared for this moment. So she instantly put on her innocent face as she blinked her beautiful pupils.

“Older sister, I’m innocent. Earlier, I was standing behind you with my little sister. We both saw with our own eyes that this man sexually harassed you!”

Then, Le Yao Yao angrily looked at the middle-aged man, “Uncle, you bullied older sister and you refuse to admit it? Are you a man? How can you put the blame on me? I-I….”

Le Yao Yao wrinkled her nose a little.

Currently, she looked like a cute puppy that was being bullied. Everyone around began to stand up for her.

“How can you be like this? You bullied this woman, and now you’re putting the blame on a child?”

“Yes! You’re such a wicked man!”

“I know, right? There’s no way I would believe that such a cute and innocent looking child could do something so inappropriate. You just want to put the blame on someone else. What an asshole…!”

“Yeah…!”

Since the middle-aged man was schemed by Le Yao Yao, he was infuriated. No matter how he tried to convince the crowd, no one believed him. So, he raised his fist and attempted to punch Le Yao Yao.

But before his fist could land on Le Yao Yao, the fat woman lifted her pig hoof and violently kicked the middle-aged man in the stomach.

“Damn you! How dare you try to hit a child? Watch me beat you to death!”

Although the fat woman was quite fat and ugly, she was very righteous.

Also, she was quite strong. Her strikes were accurate and she really knew what she was doing.

The man couldn’t help but back away in order to avoid the hits. Unexpectedly, he fell into the river.

There was a huge splash. Following were the crowd’s cheers and applauses.

The middle-aged man glared at everyone with hatred but was taken away by the rushing water.


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27 thoughts on “The Eunuch Is Pregnant: Chapter 137”

    1. however, sequels are normally not good, its mostly draggy junk since the story is already told.

      i prefer her to translate “pharaoh’s concubine.” it was painful reading the broken english version on youtube.

      1. Actually, the sequel’s about her son and his childhood friend who he tries to pursue, it’s shorter(125 chapters). Sadly, I can’t read Chinese, so I need somebody to translate for me…ㅠㅠ

        1. I won’t be translating the sequel. You’ll have to ask another translator! It is not worth the time commitment. The writing is terrible and I have to dedicate at least 3 hours per chapter to edit, polish, and translate. (You guys don’t know how bad it is because I do so much stuff to it before you actually reads it).

          I am only on 106 of the raws. I still have another 114 chapters to go. But you have to multiple that by 2 or 3 because some chapters are 12k characters each. It’s going to take me probably another 1.5-2 years to finish this on its own. I still plan to finish this, but it will be a long battle.

  1. Thank you for the chapter, didn’t know her target would be this, but the uncle didn’t need to be an ass about it right? ;p lol

  2. Get well soon. Thank you for the chapters. I love you. Please do not use google translate. I love your translation.

  3. yaoyao is overpower. i find it funny how shes attracting men and women, has no idea they like her, pregnant… and have no idea, while kicking a**.

    so im laughing because, everyone is in love with a pregnant woman xD .. the best part is she “knows” shes a virgin.

    — i hope you feel better! and thanks for the update! while waiting i went to read “pharaoh’s concubine,” and cried like baby. so this chapter was perfect after all my tears and table flipping.

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